random thoughts... if you have 3 kids...from at least 2 baby daddies...is there really a reason to wear white at your wedding???
i've never been to a wedding (mine included) that started on time. mine was about 5 mins late but i've seen em run as late as an hour
if you watched the olympics and didn't pull for your country, then you don't have a pulse
speaking of the olympics, it was good to see the men's hoops team reclaim the gold. they got the job done
as soon as kobe bryant sets foot on united states soil...i can resume my dislike for that dude. lol
why is table tennis and synchronized swimming an olympic event? synchronized swimming is nuffin but dancing in water. if you wanna make dancing an event, i say we let Hammer be the coach and we'd never lose.
it's a job...looking for a job why aren't any of my friends ceo's? if they were, i could get hired and wouldn't have to do any interviews.
i don't have any white friends. does that make me racist?
i found my boy sean on facebook. he's the first white friend that i had in elementary school. it was good to catch up with him
lauren london...lauren london...lauren london...
the new polls suggest that mcshame is in a tie with obama. who says that? i wasn't interviewed about no damn poll!!! where do they come up with these numbers?
would it be politically incorrect for obama to accept the nomination to the party with the song hi haters playin' in the background?
why are those products that you see on infomercials only available on tv and aren't in the stores? who wouldn't wanna spend $20 at walmart on some ginsu knives?
i wish i could do like a weekend getaway to nyc and la within the next few months
are you left handed? if you are...then you would be considered "wrong handed"
just found out that my supervisor (a white chick) is married to a brutha. this should make for interesting gossip in the office
why do people take 20 items to the line that ask for 10 items or less?
if you have a co-worker that you don't like...invite them to a blanket party. a blanket party is when you get em to come into a room...you throw a blanket over their head and beat the hell outta them
do cats still put spinnin rims on cars?
i was in the airport the other day and a foreign dude asked me if i worked for delta. my response..."no, nobody from delta dresses this nice."
was that arrogant? of course it was! lol
"i'm too old for this crap" how many times have you uttered this??
for those of you who have kids...how do you handle the kid who acts just like you???
I love black people each day i try to make sure that i hit up everybody's blog in my blog crew and those who comment here.
i love bloggin'
i have a awesome fantasy team. i'm gonna take the crown. smarty, eb, and krush...i'ma dominate the league. get ready. haaaa
i'm lookin for a new alcoholic beverage. any suggestions?
why are some of my favorite bloggers leaving the blog world?
i think i'll leave too. i'm not gonna do anutha post... ...until tomorrow. lmao!!!
preciate the luv
hollatchaboi!!!
33 comments:
if your first & you know clap yours hands!!!
#Clapping my hands# Dang I would have felt stupid if I clapped my hands before I knew I was actually first! ........now let's move on....Hey Brother!
I have a co-worker I don't like & a blanket in my trunk...where's the party!!!! God is working on me with this chick who is a hater to her heart. She actually sits around & tries to dog me & other staff to the teens. Don't like me and that's fine, but don't try & taint the teens when I'm trying to help them & you trying to be their friend! She has no boundaries at all.....I wanna check her, but the Christ in me says to bless her. Yall pray for me before I have a brief flashback & pimp slap her with baby powder & shea butter. Lord help me!
I wonder how many people would be able to wear a white wedding dress if NO one but virgins were allowed to do so??? Probably be a bunch of folks getting married in red or black dresses....lol
Speaking of weddings....I want a unique wedding and I actually want everyone to wear "winter white".....including my guest....who by the way will be hand selected....I'm not going to worry about hurt feelings & invite a million people...I want an intimate & special ceremony.
What a minute why am I talking about a wedding I don't even have a boo! Oh yeah...the bible does say write the vision & make it clear....so there it is....I want an intimate all white wedding that will be unique & special!!! oh yeah and I hope & pray it starts on time.
What color was your wedding?
Christ.....Christ.....Christ....
random thoughts... if you have 3 kids...from at least 2 baby daddies...is there really a reason to wear white at your wedding???
BITCH NEED TO BE WEARING BABY DADDY BLACK.
i've never been to a wedding (mine included) that started on time. mine was about 5 mins late but i've seen em run as late as an hour
MINE WAS LATE TOO. ONE OF MY BRIDESMAIDS GOT LOST COMING FROM THE STORE TRYING TO BY LIQUOR SO WE COULD GET TIPSY WHILE WE WERE GETTING DRESSED. DAMN SHAME.
if you watched the olympics and didn't pull for your country, then you don't have a pulse
FOR REAL. THE US KILLED IT WE WON THE MOST MEDALS. I'M SAD IT'S OVER.NOW IT'S TIME TO ROOT FOR OBAMA.
speaking of the olympics, it was good to see the men's hoops team reclaim the gold. they got the job done
FOR REAL. THE REDEEMED TEAM HUH?
as soon as kobe bryant sets foot on united states soil...i can resume my dislike for that dude. lol
CAN'T STAND HIS ASS.
why is table tennis and synchronized swimming an olympic event? synchronized swimming is nuffin but dancing in water. if you wanna make dancing an event, i say we let Hammer be the coach and we'd never lose.
AND YOU SEEN THEM FOOLS WAS ACTUALLY SWEATING PLAYING TABLE TENNIS...HUH? BUT THAT SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING SHIT DOES LOOK HARD...LET ME SEE YOUR BLACK ASS SWIM UPSIDE DOWN AND SPIN AROUND UNDER WATER HAHAH! NOTICED WEREN'T ANY SISTERS IN THAT SHIT. AIN'T A CAP TIGHT ENOUGH TO KEEP WATER FROM COILING UP OUR PRESSES AND PERMS.
it's a job...looking for a job why aren't any of my friends ceo's? if they were, i could get hired and wouldn't have to do any interviews.
BECAUSE NONE OF THEIR DADDIES HAD PULL.
i don't have any white friends. does that make me racist?
NO. IT MAKES THEM INTIMIDATED. HAHA!
i found my boy sean on facebook. he's the first white friend that i had in elementary school. it was good to catch up with him
WELL ALRIGHTY THEN...FACEBOOK BIATCHES!
lauren london...lauren london...lauren london...
I DON'T SEE IT. CUTE, BUT TYPICAL.
the new polls suggest that mcshame is in a tie with obama. who says that? i wasn't interviewed about no damn poll!!! where do they come up with these numbers?
THEY DIDN'T CALL ME NEITHER MAN.
would it be politically incorrect for obama to accept the nomination to the party with the song hi haters playin' in the background?
OR HOW BOUT SOME TI...YOU DON'T KNOW ME. THEY'S REALLY THINK HE WAS MUSLIM THEN...
why are those products that you see on infomercials only available on tv and aren't in the stores? who wouldn't wanna spend $20 at walmart on some ginsu knives?
SUPER WALMART OUT HERE HAS AN AS SEEN ON TV SECTION THAT SELLS ALL THAT SHIT DEBBIE MEYER GREEN BAGS, MAGIC CLASP, WATER GLOBES...WHATCHU NEED BITCHES!
i wish i could do like a weekend getaway to nyc and la within the next few months
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE IF YOU GET TO LA HOLLA I'M A COUPLE OF HOURS UP THE ROAD!
are you left handed? if you are...then you would be considered "wrong handed"
MY MOMMA IS LEFT HANDED JIGGA, DON'T BE TALKIN' BOUT MY MOMMA!
just found out that my supervisor (a white chick) is married to a brutha. this should make for interesting gossip in the office
REALLY? SERIOUSLY? HEIDI AND HAKEEM RELATIONSHIPS ARE STILL A TOPIC OUT THERE? THAT'S OLD HAT IN CALI...DOESN'T EVEN GET LOOKS ANYMORE...NOW THE SISTERS ARE VENTURING OUT...IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!
why do people take 20 items to the line that ask for 10 items or less?
CAUSE THEY HAVE A NEED TO GET CLOWNED BY THE PERSON STANDING BEHIND THEM.
if you have a co-worker that you don't like...invite them to a blanket party. a blanket party is when you get em to come into a room...you throw a blanket over their head and beat the hell outta them
OR JUST FILL A CONDOM UP FULL OF LOTION AND SIT IT ON THEIR KEYBOARD...THAT'LL GROSS 'EM THE FUCK OUT.
do cats still put spinnin rims on cars?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE WHITE BOYS OUT HERE DO
i was in the airport the other day and a foreign dude asked me if i worked for delta. my response..."no, nobody from delta dresses this nice."
HAHAHAHA!
was that arrogant? of course it was! lol
HELL YEAH...BUT SO...WE EXPECT THAT FROM YOU KYLE. THAT'S WHY WE LIKE YOU SO MUCH.
"i'm too old for this crap" how many times have you uttered this??
EVERYTIME I COME CLOSE TO CURSING SOME IGNORANT ASS YOUNG GIRL OUT FOR GETTING CLOSE EDGE...
for those of you who have kids...how do you handle the kid who acts just like you???
HAHA! MY DAUGHTER...I LET HER BE HER AS LONG AS SHE'S RESPECTFUL.
I love black people each day i try to make sure that i hit up everybody's blog in my blog crew and those who comment here.
THAT'S NICE NIG THAT'S NICE.
i love bloggin'
IT'S NEW TO YA! THIS SHIT WILL GET REAL BORING AFTER ABOUT A YEAR.
i have a awesome fantasy team. i'm gonna take the crown. smarty, eb, and krush...i'ma dominate the league. get ready. haaaa
EVERY CAT WITH AN AWESOME FANTASY TEAM ENDS UP AS MAD AS A BLACK MAN TRYING GOLF FOR THE FIRST TIME BY THE END OF THE YEAR. WATCH HOW MANY OF YOUR MEN GET HURT.
i'm lookin for a new alcoholic beverage. any suggestions?
I DON'T DRANK.
why are some of my favorite bloggers leaving the blog world?
WHO? THEY ARE BORED WITH THE SHIT MAN.
i think i'll leave too. i'm not gonna do anutha post... ...until tomorrow. lmao!!!
HAHA!
preciate the luv
ANYTIME.
You must not be in the FF league I'm in then....
Love the randomness...dont tell me I'ma hafta get you to type my random thoughts too
e.
man I been to a wedding that started an hour and half late...it was the worst wedding ever
for some reason I don't hate on Kobe anymore...I have to give him his props for last season.
I don't have any friends either...but I dont' think i'm a racist
white women can't get enough of black men personally....I can't get down with the other color.
I got a drink its called Pink Lemonade... Citrus Vodka, Lemon Juice, Cranberry Juice, Sweet and Sour and Sprite....It sounds weak but after a few you will start to feel it.
Peace Out!
you know that you are a mess ha
knew your black tail wasnt going anywhere,lol
and am i gonna be on this league
and i thought about leaving blogville but i couldnt do it.....
and you should try to be diverse. i was like you. didnt have any white people in my life but that has changed..not all of them are bad,lol
What 12kyle...man i love your off the dome posts, really i do...
No white friends, lol!
blanket party...bet!
I love your retort on "Do you work for Delta"...that was sooooo You!
If Hammer coaches the dance team, i'm in...we'll show them how to drop it likes hot! lol!
I love my blog peeps too!
New alcoholic drink - try a Kamikaze...or better yet, meet down at Dugans on Ponce (it's where everybody knows my name) and i'll have my favorite bartender make you one.
White shouldn't even be an option lol
That would make my day if "hi haters" was playin in the background...priceless
You ever see the stores or carts in the mall where they sell all the stuff in the informercials...kinda defeats the purpose eh?
When I read the last line I was like "Ooooo nooo"...you need not kid like that :)
Having a white friend would give you that job you're looking for, lol.
They always know someone that has a position to fill.
Kidding.
Black folks are in those positions as well. But then, they give them to their ride-or-die peeps (read=Kwame Kilpatrick)
It feels GREAT being black, don't it?
Wonder if peeps know where that lil saying came from. Hmmm....I know where I got it.
barf on kobe...two times
my wedding started on time, even after the peach fiasco!
can u even swim? synchronized swimming is HARD! try it...i dare you!
i say i'm too old for alot of stuff
my kid's just.like.me in every way. i have to watch it cuz she looks and mimics everything about me. her personality is fun for right now...but later on, she'll be a handful!
lol@ Obama playing "Hi Haters". I was just thinking that I have not seen spinners like I used too and I wonder how stupid people feel for dropping 5g's on a "fad"
oh yeah Ieisha sent me, nice blog.
I'm agreeing with you on Kobe. I have no respect for him at all.
Did you also see that there was a speed walking event? That was funny!
You always need at least 1 white friend. They are the ones that bail you out of jail and lend you money without asking why. Plus they do wonders for the public image. Just don't get one of those that come STRAIGHT outta the trailer park, get a well-respected one.
Anyone else have a problem with the use of celebs that have been convicted of a crime telling you to make your voice heard and vote they can't vote. Is that misleading to the younger generation. Young people need to know that if you are convicted of a crime you can't vote. That's just the way that I feel about it.
There are stores in malls that see the items that you find both online and on TV, they are called As Seen On TV. There is one in the Underground and they just shut the one in Stone Crest down.
Funny, I just spoke with Mrs12 yesterday about we need to take a weekend trip. But you know her, fam comes first I even got invited to a youth football game. As if seeing your child EVERYDAY ain't enough. :)
Try the drink NUVO. It's a vodka and I like it.
I always look forward to off tha dome.
for those of you who have kids...how do you handle the kid who acts just like you???
with patience and laughter -- I always ask my wife, "where did we get this kid", she just gives me a look and points directly at me.
Hey 12Kyle
Why don't people wave thanks anymore when you are nice enough to let their asses over?
Why do people walk 10 feet infront if their child when crossing the street?
Why the hell is food so damn expensive in the Giant? Toilet paper is $10.00???? What is really going on?
I miss blogging...just don't have as much idle time like I use too.
Whatev on the fantasy team, I gotta start making moves and I'll be the shiz!
I'm going to have have to answer with an emphatic HELL NO to your first question. My aunt told my cousin who had two kids that if she wore white in her wedding, she was going to trip her as she walked down the aisle.
I made the same arguement about ping pong and aqua-dancing. Well, it didn't include Hammer, but it was relatively the same arguement.
No white friends? Shit, I don't have many black friends either, what does that say about me?
LMAO @ you and the "Hi Haters" theme song.
I don't have kids but I do have a niece and a cousin who have similar personalities to mine. I don't bother 'em, I let 'em be.
That is so true looking for a job is a job in itself...somebody need to be cutting me a check...And what's with these interview processe, My brother in-law had to go on a total of 5 interviews to "try" to get this job...you would have thought they would have put him on payroll going all those damn times..And he aint even get the job it BS mann!
This one wedding I went to was outside, in the south, in July...in other words too damn hot, and they started almost two hours late. They had to bring ice for the guests to use.
I was wondering the same thing about table tennis...like, how can you get in shape for table tennis?
Looking for a job is stressful and draining...I think I'm about to become a stripper part time.
No, you're not a racist :) I don't have any Asian or Hispanic friends.
Obama walking out on that song would be funny as ever...LOL just thinking about it.
I would LOVE to have a weekend vacation, and I wouldn't tell anyone I was leaving or where I was going.
I don't like rims period on cars...it looks too (fill in the blank).
I think I say "I'm too old for this" everyday...thats a shame.
DrinksMixer.com has over 16,500 drinks...give it a try (I love it)
the new polls suggest that mcshame is in a tie with obama. who says that? i wasn't interviewed about no damn poll!!! where do they come up with these numbers?
EXACTLY KYLE !!!!!!!!!!
Its all a CON spricy. lol.
Come to NY.
I love Off the Dome !!!
Chocolate Boy Wonder....yeah, your wedding was late and hot. Damn near lost ten pounds in that tux. And tell your uncle who yelled at me to stop blocking his view as I stood as one of 50 groomsmen to shut the %&@! up!
Sunday, my 3 yr old daughter yelled, "Close the damn door!" to my 6 year old son. More like me and the wife every day. We need Super Kisha (hood Super Nanny)..LOL
Knowing you...go with the M.V.P:
Malibu Rum, Pineapple Juice, Vodka
Lord...this is hilarious. I love when you do these.
One of my cousins has four sons by three different guys and she wore white in her wedding...I can't tell you how many people (including me) was snickering at her wedding.
My wedding started an hour late.
I sam I'm too old for this crap
(and crap is not the actual word I
use) everyday.
I love bloggin too.
Everyday I try to visit everybody on my roll.
Have you tried Pineapple Rum?
Anytime that I've attended a wedding at a Catholic Church the wedding has started on time not a minute later. They don't play! My sister's wedding was about an hour late because she forgot her shoes at the hotel!
The olympics were the shyt although I missed the 400,4x100,4x400.
I don't like Kobe's beyatch azz either but I liked him at the Olympics!
I watched a special on table tennis. Apparently the Chinese win every year so this year the US team was comprised of all Chinese Americans. I don't know how they did though!
I have white friends but it's because I only graduated from hs with 5 black people! I don't have any new white friends though...lol!
Osi Osi Osi(although he's out for the season)
I saw the polls saying Obama/tight face were neck and neck. Also those Hill fanactics that absolutely refuse to vote for Barack.
You know there is a store called As Seen on TV.
I have two coworkers that I would like to invite to a choke party.
LMAO at "no, nobody from delta dresses this nice." I was in a store last week and a lady asked me if I worked there I said "do I look like I work here?" Of course they were of the lighter persuasion.
I'm sad I didn't get into a fantasy league this year! :(
As for a new drank...I drink Stoli or Ciroc(pre-Puffy)or Chopin and 7-up. Or try Souther Comfort and Cranberry..if you like a sweeter drink try Stoli Vanilla with a splash of pineapple juice and a splash of cranberry.
COME TO NYC FOR THE WEEKEND!! It will be a trip you will NEVER forget....lol!
maybe they are born again....does that count?
i have not been to a wedding that i can remember
i am happy for the US team too....they really did what they had to do to get that gold.
let the kobe hating fest begin
you must not have really watched table tennis. it is so serious. i do not think they would make something an olympic event if you did not have to be stupid good at it to comptete
no white friends does not make you racist....make you a regular guy. how many white guys actually have black friends?
i think the news people ask the 6 people sitting around the office and come up with the numbers that way
i am hoping that obama does play something like that it would be fitting
i am sure that they get more money from the television promotions
apparently being left handed is a form of retardation. i read that somewhere
I love the idea of the blanket party....hard not to go to jail afterwards though.
i think spinners are still around
nothing wrong with being arrogant.
if you can find it, there is a vodka called hangar 10....the best vodka i have ever had, and i have had it all. also you can never go wrong with fire and ice
keep these coming....
tequilai and hot sauce
and she dont need to wear white
You crack me up! lol
I'm left handed now take it back!! :(
whe you and the fam come visit me we have a store i nthe mall of america called "As seen on TV" i'll take you there! :)
the question is what do you do with the child that is just like the daddy! lol
when i was in high school i worked at the grocery store, i use to put them assholes out my line!
cracking knuckles.
#1
NO and if you do shame on you!
#2 I have, one of my white friends
#3 I just watched the track by force
#4 Yeah they were pretty bad in the last olympics
#5 i NEVER stopped, I dont like Kobeas s
#6 Why is handball?
#7 Yes you are racist and a crazy because you have one white friend his name is Sean, hahaha
#8 AMEN, I always wonder who they are polling
#9 I would go with "Beach Chair" Jay Z
#10 You can get all that stuff at Walgreens.
11. YO get up here in October damn homecoming, hehe
#12 So they can annoy the rest of us
#13 HAHAH, I would do that to one woman I work with.
do cats still put spinnin rims on cars?
#12 The truth is not arrogance, its the TRUTH
#13 "i'm too old for this crap" I said it 19 times today
#14 CJ is just like me, I laugh mostly and then call my mom and apologize
#15 then you have 3 blogs to comment on at my place. Times a ticking!
#16i love bloggin' ME TOO
#16 NO FOOTBALL
#17 A bin laden.I dont like Hypnotic but I like this mix and a mojito. I'm a martini girl mostly.
@ keisha the kitten
lol! yes! u r first
she sounds like a perfect candidate for a blanket party
wedding colors...crimson and silver...mrs12 was donned in white and i was sharper than a tac. lol
@ prettyblack
your responses always crack me up!
clorine kills perms. haaaaa
if they play a song from ti...i'd go crazy!
@ e
i tried to get in your fantasy league but it was too late.
nobody does the randomness like you, e!
@ dessex
i don't deny kobe's talent. he's the best in the game...i just don't like him personally
i can't get down with white women like that...just can't
i'ma try this drink
@ dreamy
can't stop bloggin'. lol
i'll try to be more diverse
@ miz
i really meant what i said to dude at the airport. i was too fly to be workin at the damn baggage claim
dugan's on ponce? word! that's what we need to do!
@ ms jones
even if we can't play the song...maybe we should drop the beat on em. lol
haaaa! i got you with that line, didn't i?
@ Ieisha
lmao @ you about the job
i've heard that sayin before. not sure where it came from but i love it
@ pcd
i'm from south carolina...where errrrybody knows how to swim. lol
the reason why i asked the question about the kids is b/c my youngest son, brandon is beginning to act just like me...scary
@ super dave van buren
welcome to the 12th Planet. make sure that you come back. we have a good time over here. we're here everyday...hangin out like wet clothes
5 stacks on some rims. that's crazy. i always found it funny that i never saw the dudes with spinners on their way to work
@ mlinz
speed walking? as an olympic event? something is wrong with that picture
@ rich
thanks bruh
you know what...that sounds just like me. i'm not sure where we got this lil dude from
@ lrenee
i always wave. lol
funny...i've always seen people walking ahead of their kids. that's crazy
waiting for you to make a comeback!
@ smarty jones
the fantasy league is mine! lol
do you have more white friends than black friends?
@ charece
five interviews? oh hellllllz no! you gotta gimme that job! lol
@ beautifully.conjured.up
a wedding outside in july? word? that's brutal
if table tennis is an event...why not pool?
the have amateur night at strokers on wednesday night. lol
@ trish
nyc has my name written all over it.
@ rezidl
mannnnnnnnnnnnnn, u stoooopid son! it wasn't that hot. you were sweating like you had just run the mile. lmao!!!
the mvp sounds good!
@ darius
'preciate that bruh
@ keith
4 kids and 3 baby daddies??? wowwwwww!!!
i love pineapple rum!
@ shellyshell
lmao! how did she forget her shoes?
i missed those races as well.
lmao @ your response!!!
@ stew
i was so proud of the usa bball team. they looked like they really had a good time
"no white friends does not make you racist....make you a regular guy. how many white guys actually have black friends?" classic, stew! excellent point
if you get em good with a blanket...they never know
@ torrance
haaa! tequilla and hot sauce! boyyyyee, you know that you are from the south
@ sexxy luv
you are wrong handed? haaaaa
i heard that you can spend several days in the mall of america?!! that's crazy
lmao @ you puttin people outta line!
@ the f$%k it list
your responses have me rollin'!!!
i'm not a racist! lol
i see that you aint lettin up off kobe. haaaa
now you know darn well yo arse is going down in fantasy...
Umm...kyle, don't get yo ass knocked across the blogesphere talkin' bout the left handed folk. I ain't scared of you!
Oh, and you know what drank I'ma recommend, don'tcha? CROWN baby! On the rocks. Straight up.
LOL! Kyle you are a mess!!!
try syncronized swimming I bet your tail would almost drown!
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