Wednesday, July 2, 2008

one on one

Just a few days ago, I received a phone call from a brutha. He let me know that he reads my blog every day. He said that he doesn't get a chance to comment but he wanted to holla at me. He asked me if I had a few minutes to talk. No problem.

Who was the dude on the other end of the phone...Barack Obama

Barack Obama: "Whussup 12kyle? Whut's good?"

12kyle: "Chillin fam. Whut's poppin?"

Obama: "I'm out here on the campaign trail. Just taking in the sights."

12kyle: "First, I wanna thank you for calling me. I know that you're a very busy man. I have to ask does it feel to be the Democratic Nominee?"

Obama: "It feels good. But this is just the first step. We're making history."

12kyle: "You WILL be the first black president. How does that make you feel?"

Obama: "Feels good. Feels really good. I've got my work cut out for me. But before I go into the White House, we WILL party like its 1999. Beleee dat!"

12kyle: "No doubt. How did it feel to defeat the Clintons?"

Obama: "I felt just like the New York Giants did when they beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl. You slayed the giant when nobody gave you a chance. And that's a great feeling."

12kyle: "Is there any truth to the rumor that you will be paying off Hilary Clinton's campaign debt?"

Obama: "Ummmm."

12kyle: "C'mon, B. Keep it real with ya boy."

Obama: "Ok. I'ma keep it real with you, bruh. Will I pay off her debt? Hellllllllllllllllllz no!"

12kyle: "Why are folks hatin on Michelle?"

Obama: "They feel like they can't get to me so they'll get to the person who is closest to me. It's all good, tho. She's tougher than leather."

12kyle: "People don't know that you were a serious hoopster in high school. I'd be remissed if I didn't ask this question. Will there be a court in the backyard at the White House?"

Obama: "Beleee dat!!!"

12kyle: "Much was made by white folks about the "celebratory fists touching". Your thoughts?"

Obama: "(laughs) It's called giving somebody a pound."

12kyle: "I know that you're a music fan. What are you pumpin' right now?"

Obama: "Jay Z, Common, and Jay Dilla are heavy in rotation. And Alicia Keys, too!

12kyle: "I'm gonna read you this verse from the new NaS mixtape. The song is called Black President...

"What's the black prez thinkin' on election night
Is it how can I protect my life, protect my wife
Protect my rights. Every other president was nothing less than white
'Cept Thomas Jefferson mixed with Indian blood
And Calvin Coolegde. KKK is like whut tha fug? Loadin' they gunz up.
Loadin' up minez, too. Ready to ride. Cuz I'm ridin with my crew cuz if he dies, we do too!

But on a positive side I think Obama provides hope
And challenges all minds of all colors and races to erase the hate and try to love one another.
So many political snakes.
We in need of a break
I'm thinkin' I can trust this brother.
But will he keep it way real? Every innocent brother gets out on appeal.
When he wins, will he really, really care still?

Your thoughts...

Obama: "NaS is a deep brother. I'm not worried about anything happening to me. I have a nation that has my back. And much like he said...they are ride or die. LOL. Seriously, don't worry bout me. I'm good.

12kyle: "I know that you're a huge sports fan."

Obama: "Of course. You know that I support the Chicago teams. Right now, the Cubs are doing well in baseball. And don't sleep on the Chicago Bulls in the NBA. They just drafted Derrick Rose. The buzz in the city is back."

12kyle: "Sup with the gas man? I mean, it's a gazillion dollars to fill up."

Obama: "Hang in there, bruh. Lemme get in office and I GOT U! Dats my word!"

12kyle: "Fa sho. One last question before you get outta here. We talk about CHANGE. Have you noticed that McShame been bitin yo style."

Obama: "Just plain haters. I don't let it bother me. Haters never win...and winners never hate."

12kyle: "Aight, fam. Be easy."

Obama: "One love."

12kyle: "One"


Anonymous said...

First. Ha!

Dreamy said...

you are a mess Kyle, but i like this post belee that,lol

and who in the world is this Anonymous person.

i am supposed to be first dammit

anywho honey something must be wrong with blogger cause it aint updating my blog roll

hell even the one i posted tonight aint showing up, what in the hell is going on man????????

Dione said...

You are still that same CONFIDENT guy from school. See how nicely I put that??
On the real though, CONGRATS on the interview with the first black president of OUR U.S. of A.!

Curious minds wanna know, what kinda phone is he carrying and who is HIS service with??

allienicole said...

LOL! i can def see obama sayin belee dat on a regular basis! actually i can't...but i SHO NUFF can see michelle sayin it! she's down like a muffffff!!!

i.can't.complain. said...

big brother XII....

are u serious

did u really speak w/him?


CapCity said...

U SILLEEEEEE! LOL! but i DO luv a brother who don't PLAY 'bout his woman! u know i posted Barack's interview & he was NOT JOKIN'

PrettyBlack said...

Good shit Kyle...The planet stays spinnin' don't it...

The Jaded NYer said...

um... you might need therapy... lol

Jeff S-Class said...

Down with Obama. I don't know alot, but i do know we need don't need to elect John McCain. I would rather the "Tha rock" answering the phone @ 3 in tha mornin than McCain.
Anyway let me step off the subject briefly..
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The Pew View said...

Baby you lucky that you got to talk to Barack. Hell Hillary called me and Mabel last week asking for a week's worth of hog head cheese and pound cake. Said she's a bit upset and likes to eat when she gets emotional. She betta watch out cause messing with Mabel's pound cakes gone have her looking like a white house! Take care now.

Ruthie Ann

p.s. we gone be posting our Yall So Nosey Part II interview questions today or tomorrow. Ole fat fanger Mabel types to damn slow (forgive me Lawd).

12kyle said...

@ Anonymous
U can't be first and don't post nuffin'.

@ dreamy
Dunno whussup with anonymous

Blogger was trippin yesterday. I hate when that happens

@ Dione
Yep. Same confident/nicely arrogant/ cocky dude from school. Thanks. It wasn't hard to pull this one off b/c we know some of the same peeps.

Phone service? Hmmmm. I'll ask him that next time.

@ allienicole
Welcome to the 12th Planet. Make sure that you come back. We have a good time over here. We're here everyday like a stray cat.

Obama says "belee dat" and stuff like just sounds funny coming from him. Lol

@ -1-
Of course I did (wink...wink)

@ CapCity
Where have you been? LOL. Good to see you back.

Yes! Like any strong black man, we don't play when it comes to our women. You can say what you want about me. But if you wanna talk about the wife, then there will be problems

@ prettyblack
You betta believe it. Gotta keep it movin

@ Jaded Santana
I go on tues and thurs! LMAO!!!!

@ Jeff S-Class
John McShame will not get my vote, son. He's Dubya, Jr aka Junior Junior

Thanks for the info. If it's about gettin dat paper, lemme know whussup!

@ Pew View
Hil eats hog head cheese??? Wow! LOL. Didn't know that. That should go good with that crow that she's eating.

Urban Thought said...

Somehow it sounds believable. If only he did have your number and could keep it real like that without the political BS attached. Not saying he is about the BS but you know how they have to put a spin on their words so they don't become misunderstood.

Good stuff man!

Rich said...

Very entertaining. I really enjoyed it. And you are right, he uses slang when he is in the company of those who won't judge the language he uses. He tries it on the masses every now and then, like when he used the term "falling for the okey-doke"

Eb the Celeb said...

Ok OK... cute post... I have to hand that to you... and I'm clapping neurotically... but the intro... was wiggidity whack

ms.uncensored said...

chillin fam

beelee dat

lmao. like really. this was hilarious. great post.

Queen of My Castle said...

This was very creative. I liked it. I heart Mrs. Obama to no end. She's the modern Claire Huxtable. I aspire...

karrie b. said...

all y'all need to stop.


PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) said...

kyle, did you sprinkle some crack on your corn flakes this morning? ha ha ha!

you know i luvs ya man!! ;-)

12kyle said...

@ Urban Thought
He's got the cell # and my blackberry email. LoL

Preciate it man

@ Rich
I'm sure that he uses slang. I don't know one person who doesn't.

@ Eb the Celeb

@ ms.uncensored
LOL!!! Glad that you enjoyed it

@ Queen
Thanks! I think that's a great assement. She's strong like Clair and she don't take no bs, either

@ karrie b.
We're soooo sinsurrrrrr! Haaaaa

Me? On crack? Noooooooo! LOL. Just high on life

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

Very funny post! You never know what you're going to get here and that's why I love your blog so much! :-)

The F$%K it List said...

Too funny!

I can't say I see him saying some of these things but one never knows he did Brush his shoulder off!


DetroitRockCity said...

i thought it was real for a second but it would be cool to get a call from obama saying he reads ur blog. i would get it recorded and have it palyin on my page forever

Smarty Jones said...

Nice post, but you should have asked him if he plans to make G. Garvin the White House's executive chef.

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs said...

Hey Brother! Good post...very convincing....Never know it could happen in real just never know...all things are possible with God! :)


your imagination is live...I love it

12kyle said...

You know that I try to keep it fresh over here. Hopefully, my interview can stack up to the ones that you've done with Harper Hill and Ashanti. lol

@ The F$%K it List
He said it! Haaaaaa

@ DetroitRockCity
Me and Barack are workin on it right now.

@ Smarty Jones
LOL!!! Either G Garvin or Emeril

@ Keisha the Kitten
You gotta believe it! He will be the next prez in '08

@ Poca

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

LMAO....I am now entertained. Now, since you talked to the future H.M.I.C (head man in charge), would you talk to the future H.W.I.C. (you get the point)?

Kieya said...

LOL thats awesome
that Nas line

"Loadin' they gunz up.
Loadin' up minez, too. Ready to ride. Cuz I'm ridin with my crew cuz if he dies, we do too!"

is hot

Next time u talk to homeboy, tell him to pay off my tuition lol

Sexxy Luv said...

The planet is doin' big thangs! look at you talking to the future president! lol

Kandi Black said...

the post was just freakin

and stop all that story-tellin'...u didn't talk to obama...

or did u?

Jeff S-Class said...

What the Hell do I have to do to get on MY BLOG CREW!! I wanna be DONWN! LOL

Mizrepresent said...

Kyle, are the craziest...but i love you for it!

ps. Be real funny if he did email you after this:)

dessex said...

lol this was funny. I think people probably forget that Our new President is a brother. He knows how what he is doing in front of the camera. Off camera is when I am sure he gets to be himself...having a squre sippin on something smooth lol(some of y'all probably didn't know he smoked...hint them black ass lips)

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

i thought he would have dead prz, funkadelic, sade and gil scott heron in the rotation, and no al green, what gives

dejanae said...

see u still takin them hallucinogens

12kyle said...

@ kandi black
Thanks! Let's just say...we had this convo...but it was in my mind. LoL

@ Jeff S-Class
The only thing that you need is a blog. LOL

@ Miz
That would be sooooooo cool

@ dessex
I'm sure that he's a down to earth brutha. LMAO @ weed lips!!!!

@ Torrance
Maaannnn, if he listened to dead prez...he'd be off the chain!

@ dejanae
Ummm....not anymore