Tuesday, July 15, 2008

off tha dome


This is the year that I come in and just devestate
My style is great ask your peoples can I dominate?
My rhymes are harder than last night's erection
Don't play me close, I'll have this mic up in your rear section
My shit is lovely simply meaning that my joint is tight
Amping up the mic making sure production's tight
Sometimes I might catch a severe case of writer's block
But by the end of the day you'll be on my jock
My name's Malik my hobby's putting MC's to the test
And if you front I'll put my foot up in your friggin chest
Freestyle fanatic, and never will it ever stop
You crew is loose, you might just want to call the cops

Pfife Dawg from A Tribe Called Quest (1nce Again)
random thoughts...

thanks to all of you who commented on my post from friday. as you can see, i love my family and i'm proud of them

if you KNEW that you were gonna be drug tested and a positive test would cause you to lose your job that pays you $900k a year, would you still smoke weed??? travis henry...u sure are stupid

is weed THAT addictive? i dunno. I've never tried it.

jesse jackson and barack obama will meet later this week in cincinnati at the naacp convention. wonder what barack is gonna say???

1. "Real recognize real...and real you ain't never been."
2. "Hey Jesse have you seen Dee?" Jesse: "Dee who?" Barack: "Deeeezzzzz nutz!!!"
3. "Hi hater."

i don't listen to a lotta r&b but this cd by dwele is sick?

i gave my son kameron some red kool-aid the other day. he didn't drink it. he said that "it tasted like medicine." he said he didn't like it. huh? a black kid that don't like kool-aid??? that's an oxymoron!

i saw one of those "electric cars" on the news the other day that can go from nyc to los angeles on 1 tank of gas. wonder how you'd re-charge that thang?

is it possible to love somebody and be in love with somebody else...at the same time?

when barack becomes the next president, we (as black folk) are gonna have to develop tougher skin about stuff. these azzholes like the ones on foxnews and new yorker magazine will take racial jabs at him. we have to be prepared for it.

rip indymac bank (i used to work there for 3 yrs as a mortgage underwriter). i knew that you'd crash and burn one day but i never thought the feds would take over.

noooo...ole 12kyle didn't partake in shady mortgage practices. however, there were times when i'd turn a loan down and an hour later my manager would have it on my desk telling me that it was ok to approve it. lol. real talk. i left in october of last year. took the severance and didn't look back

can you really catch a cold from being in the rain?

why don't black women like to get their hair wet?

brett favre...will you make up yo mind??

keri hilson...keri hilson...keri hilson

georgia will play for the national championship in college football this year. (sorry dreamy)

ohio state will win the big 10 in football in college football this year (sorry -1-)

north carolina a&t will win 1 game (sorry smarty jones and eb the celeb)...maybe. lmao!!!

missy elliott is underrated to me

kenya moore...kenya moore...kenya moore

my homeboy told me that he saw bin laden the other day. he owns a car wash in the bronx.

will somebody put those fires out in cali???

would you rather live in a place where it's cold for 7 months of the year or in a place where it's extremely hot 7 months of the year?

i hated science when i was in school. I don't know anybody who liked it.

which movie was better love jones or brown sugar? you gahtta pick one

you are one of 500 million sperm that reached and fertilized an egg. don't tell me that you can't beat the odds and overcome adversity...you already have!

the new nas cd drops today. omg!! it's sick. soooo sick.

tell me when it's ok to eat tomatoes again. i don't wanna get sick. actually, i don't eat tomatoes but i've cut back on ketchup just to be on the safe side.

eat breakfast. you'll feel better

thelma evans

if i cheat on my girl with you...then i dump her for you...what are the odds that i'ma cheat on you?

39 comments:

The Flyyest said...

firstttt!!!

Dreamy said...

(cracking my neck and smoothing down my hair) what you say willis??? LSU is taking it all the way home this year!!!!

they aint gonna be able to pry me and ash away from the tv, we live for this kind of stuff mannnnnnnn!!!

Are you ready for some football???????

okay let me calm my tail down,lol

tried weed aint doing it no more, ash had me about to lose my mind one time with the joke she played on me(great post story)

id rather live none, can we have some in between whether.


it is possible to love someone and be in love with someone else, sorry!!! but i hope this aint pertaining to your azz, cause i will personally give you a beat down myself.


leave one girl for another girl, then nine times of out ten you are gonna leave that girl,lol

The Flyyest said...

oh i forgot to comment!!! LMAO!!!!

well actually... HELL NO I WOULDNT STILL SMOKE WEED!!! that dude IS stupid!!!
...but weed is kinda addicting....i do it cuz i been stressed and it relaxes me....speaking of weed.....wheres my weedman..lol

i want obama to say HI HATER....BYE HATER!!! hahaha

i know a couple black ppl that dont even have koolaid in their house cuz they dont like it.... and if it wasnt for my mama....I WOULDNT EITHER!!!

can you really catch a cold from being in the rain? I THINK YOU CAN CATCH A COLD ANYWHERE....even IN THE SUN...HAHAHAHAH

why don't black women like to get their hair wet? ME PERSONALLY....CUZ I HAVE A RELAXER AND FLAT IRONS AINT CHEAP!!! (AND MY HAIR DONT CURL UP WHEN IT GETS WET)....IT NAPS UP LMAO

them fires in cali makes me wanna think twice about moving there.....swag said the sky is always smokey!!! whoa

i loved both movies but i gotta say love jones is better....i jus dont like in brown sugar how Taye Diggs tries to hide his accent by tryna sound hood...it urks me!!!!

i love tomatoes!!!!! i think its safe in washington now tho

if i cheat on my girl with you...then i dump her for you...what are the odds that i'ma cheat on you? HAHAHAHA FUNNY CUZ I WOULDNT TRUST YO ASS....ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A CHEATER....

BUT IT KINDA DEPENDS ON WHAT THE SITUATION IS!!!!

love you off the domes!!!!!!

PrettyBlack said...

if you KNEW that you were gonna be drug tested and a positive test would cause you to lose your job that pays you $900k a year, would you still smoke weed??? travis henry...u sure are stupid

DUMB ASS NIG!

is weed THAT addictive? i dunno. I've never tried it.

WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE TO COPY PAST THIS WHOLE MUTHAFUCKA JUST TO REMEMBER IT? AND USE ALL CAPS CAUSE I FORGOT HOW TO MAKE THESE LETTERS BOLD? A BITCH AIN'T GOT NO SHORT TERM MEMORY! I'VE BEEN OFF THE KIND FOR 9 YEARS NOW AND I STILL CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT!

jesse jackson and barack obama will meet later this week in cincinnati at the naacp convention. wonder what barack is gonna say???

BITCH ASS NIGGA! TELL 'EM WHY U MAD SON!

1. "Real recognize real...and real you ain't never been."
2. "Hey Jesse have you seen Dee?" Jesse: "Dee who?" Barack: "Deeeezzzzz nutz!!!"
3. "Hi hater."


i don't listen to a lotta r&b but this cd by dwele is sick?

IS THAT A QUESTION...OR DID YOU JUST FUCK UP? IF IT'S A QUESTION, IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE HIS FIRST ONE IT'S SICK FO REEEEL!

i gave my son kameron some red kool-aid the other day. he didn't drink it. he said that "it tasted like medicine." he said he didn't like it. huh? a black kid that don't like kool-aid??? that's an oxymoron!

I CAN'T STAND THAT SHIT, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN WHAT IT DOES TO THE INSIDE OF A PLASTIC CUP? AND THE GHETTO BITCHES AT MY JUNIOR HIGH USED TO DYE THEIR HAIR WITH IT.

i saw one of those "electric cars" on the news the other day that can go from nyc to los angeles on 1 tank of gas. wonder how you'd re-charge that thang?

I THINK THEY HAVE PLUGS AT GAS STATIONS NOW. I WOULDN'T RIDE IN ONE OF THEM, THEY LOOK LIKE HEELY'S.

is it possible to love somebody and be in love with somebody else...at the same time?

YEPPERS!

when barack becomes the next president, we (as black folk) are gonna have to develop tougher skin about stuff. these azzholes like the ones on foxnews and new yorker magazine will take racial jabs at him. we have to be prepared for it.

PREACH ON THE PLANET KYLE!

rip indymac bank (i used to work there for 3 yrs as a mortgage underwriter). i knew that you'd crash and burn one day but i never thought the feds would take over.

FHA LOANS RIGHT? THE GOVERNMENT OWNED THAT SHIT ANYWAY...THEY WERE WAITING.

noooo...ole 12kyle didn't partake in shady mortgage practices. however, there were times when i'd turn a loan down and an hour later my manager would have it on my desk telling me that it was ok to approve it. lol. real talk. i left in october of last year. took the severance and didn't look back

CAN A SISTA BORROW 20 DOLLARS?

can you really catch a cold from being in the rain?

NAW I LEARNED FROM MY BABIES PEDI THAT IT'S ACTUALLY...DAMN I FORGOT! HAHA!

why don't black women like to get their hair wet?

BECAUSE THE SHIT COST TOO MUCH TIME AND ENERGY TO GET DONE. SO YOU GO IN THE POOL TUESDAY AND YOU CAN'T GET IN THE CHAIR UNTIL FRIDAY AND YOU GOTTA WALK AROUND LOOKIN' LIKE A BUSH BITCH FOR 3 DAYS. WATER AIN'T WORTH IT.

brett favre...will you make up yo mind??

BRETT FAVRE WILL YOU SIT YOUR TIRED ASS DOWN.

keri hilson...keri hilson...keri hilson

UH UH CRAIG...WHO IS THAT BITCH?!

georgia will play for the national championship in college football this year. (sorry dreamy)

GOOD FOR THEM.

ohio state will win the big 10 in football in college football this year (sorry -1-)

GOOD FOR THEM.

north carolina a&t will win 1 game (sorry smarty jones and eb the celeb)...maybe. lmao!!!

WELL GOOD FOR THEM.

missy elliott is underrated to me

MISSY IS AN INNOVATOR

kenya moore...kenya moore...kenya moore

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

my homeboy told me that he saw bin laden the other day. he owns a car wash in the bronx.

AND HE FRANCHISES A SUBWAY.

will somebody put those fires out in cali???

FOR REAL THOUGH THE FAMILY WAS SUPPOSED TO GO OUT TO THE MOTORCYCLE RACES...BUT THEIR SMOKING US OUT...

would you rather live in a place where it's cold for 7 months of the year or in a place where it's extremely hot 7 months of the year?

DAMN KYLE GOOD QUESTION...BASICALLY WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE IN NEW YORK OR ARIZONA...I'LL TAKE THE HEAT.

i hated science when i was in school. I don't know anybody who liked it.

ERRR UMMM...

which movie was better love jones or brown sugar? you gahtta pick one

NEVER SEEN LOVE JONES SO BROWN SUGAR. THAT LORENZO KID IS WEIRD TO ME...HE WAS A G IN MENACE THOUGH. WITH HIS DOOKY BRAIDS...

you are one of 500 million sperm that reached and fertilized an egg. don't tell me that you can't beat the odds and overcome adversity...you already have!

YEAH KYLE EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO BE CALLED CUM...THANKS...DO YOU ALSO OPEN THE CAR DOOR FOR YOUR WIFE :-)

the new nas cd drops today. omg!! it's sick. soooo sick.

COUGH COUGH GOTS TO COP ME A COPY 'O DAT!

tell me when it's ok to eat tomatoes again. i don't wanna get sick. actually, i don't eat tomatoes but i've cut back on ketchup just to be on the safe side.

NOT KETCHUP...I'M WEAK!

eat breakfast. you'll feel better

TRUE DAT!

thelma evans

MY MOM SAID MY STEPDADA USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON THELMA AND DARLENE FROM SOLID GOLD...REMEMBER SOLID GOLD?

if i cheat on my girl with you...then i dump her for you...what are the odds that i'ma cheat on you?

THE ODDS ARE GREAT THAT YOU AIN'T SHIT AND THE BITCH YOU CHEATED WITH AIN'T SHIT BASICALLY ODDS ARE THAT YA'LL ARE TWO SHITTY BITCHES...

Mizrepresent said...

Next make some grape Kool-aid mixed with lemon...that's what i started my babes on. Now he makes it for himself.


Rain is the enemy of black womens hair...think "i'm melting"...think...when it's all over i'm gonna have an entirely different style.

Love Jones for sure!

12kyle said...

@ Flyyest
Yes! You are first!

@ Dreamy
LSU will be solid but the crown will go to Georgia this year. Beleee dat!

Nooooo. This don't pertain to me! I love my wife. Nobody else. LMAO! This was just a hypothetical question

@ Flyyest
I don't know anybody who would smoke a job away. He's gonna wish that he had that money. Oh yeah...I forgot to mention that he has 9 kids from like 7 baby mommas!!! Dummmmeeeeee.

Catch a cold in the sun? LOL. You might be right!

Nappy hair! Gotta love it!

Those Cali fires ain't no joke. I feel for Swag and Prettyblack and the rest of the crew out there. Nobody wants to be outside and inhale that stuff

"ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A CHEATER...." interesting!!

@ Prettyblack
Mannnnn, you crack me up!!!!

reformed weed head! LMAO!!!

"BITCH ASS NIGGA! TELL 'EM WHY U MAD SON!" that would be sooooo funny. i could see jesse turning real red!

That was a typo. Cop that Dwele cd, tho

You know if I had $20 bucks i'd give it to you. LOL

Brett Favre is a joke. He strung the Packers along, then told em that he wanted to quit and now he wants to play. Get real!

Keri Hilson...check her out...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keri_Hilson

Bin Laden makes a good sammich. haaaaaa

You've never seen Love Jones. Mannnn, that's a must see!

Solid Gold! Hell yeah I remember that! You gotta be old skool to remember that. It was hosted by Marilyn McCoo.

LMAO @ U!!!!!

@ Miz
Grape is good. But nuffin is better than Red!!! LOL

Melting? Hmmmm. I never thought of it like that.

BorednTalkative said...

I live in England, I have no choice it is cold for 7 months out of the year. And rainy too.

If i have to pick a movie , it would be Love Jones, but it's a close call.

Never tried weed, but my brother seems to be addicted.

I liked science in school, but i was a nerd so i liked everything except P.E.

In England you can catch a cold from anything.

I figured I would break out of my lurker mode. Nice blog.

12kyle said...

@ BorednTalkative
Welcome to the 12th Planet. Make sure that you come back. We have a good time over here. We're here everyday like a stray cat

England? Wow! Sorry that the weather is that bad. I hate cold and rainy days.

Love Jones over Brown Sugar! Gotcha

You didn't like PE?? LOL. I hear you.

Thanks for breaking outta lurker mode. I'm not sure how long you've been lurking but feel free to participate any time. It's all love over here.

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

I've never smoked marijuana either, so I'll never know if it's worth losing a job over!

I think you can love someone and be in love with someone else. Not speaking for myself, but I know it's possible!

Scared about going to Cali next week! Yikes! I hope they're no where near L.A.

I love Brown Sugar more than Love Jones.

As always, I love your "Off tha Dome" posts!

Darius T. Williams said...

I'm eating breakfast now...Yea, um, weed can't be THAT addictive. And you know, I just downloaded all of Dwele...I haven't listened to it yet.

Urban Thought said...

weed isn't addictive. people just fall pray into believing it is. and then they make excuses for using it. for all that soda is addictive

I'd go for No. 3 - Hi Hater

It's a new time for kids. Kool-Aid isn't good for you. Perhaps he is allergic to ghetto beverages.

Not sure about the electric car. But somehow I see an electric bill being kinda high... It beats gas though

We already need tough skin. All the racists and haters are already out the woodwork. It won't be much difference when he gets in. I think we'll just have to stop making excuses on saying "They didn't give me the job because I'm black." You'll have some white person saying, "well Barack made it into the white house so shut up."

You don't catch cold because of the rain. However, you do from touching other folk and objects.

Black woman don't like getting their hair wet because when they have fake hair on their head the wet real hair won't match.

hate is such a strong word. but i enjoyed school. it was entertaining.

Love Jones... Hands down. No question.

To that last one... For the cheaters out there and those who deal with cheaters: The way you get them is the way you lose them.

pink said...

omg...there is toooo much to comment on lmao!! just know that you are a damned fool fa real.

oh....and LOVE JONES.

Boogie said...

Wzup y'all....I know I know.....long time no hear from. But, in my defense, a brotha has been busy....might be changing gigs (keep ya fingers crossed).

Anyway, here are my $0.02.....

Travis Henry = DUMB AZZ MOFO!! NO WAY I would jeopardize making 900K a year by flirtin' wit da sticky icky icky. Some athletes think they can just do ANYTHING because they are making a goo goo gwap of dough......

UNC Tar Heels will win the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.....in basketball and baseball, not football (lol). My pick is either USC Trojans or dem Dawgs of UGA (get to know the name of Knoshown Moreno....he's a BEAST!!!).

Since the Super Bowl is only an hour away from me (in Tampa....I'm in Orlando), AND since the Super Bowl is on my 37th birthday (1 FEB 09), I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that my boys, The Dallas Cowboys, will win it (bring on the T. O. jokes....I'm ready for 'em).

Love Jones > Brown Sugar only because Nia Long was SSSOOO sexy in that movie that I named my 1st daughter after her.

I wish Barack would totally BEEYATCH SLAP Jesse for his comments......doesn't make any sense.

Saw Keri Hilson on 106 & Park yesterday, and she STILL looks as good as I told er'rybody she did a LLLOOONNNGGG time ago. Can I say that she could get it on the blog, Dit?!?!

Oh yeah....as for the cheating on your girl/wife situation....a wise man (my best friend from Hampton who ironically is from Rock Hill, SC Dit....go figure...lol) once told me "....don't give up some sho pu$$y, tryin' to get some mo' pu$$y, and end up with NO pu$$y...." .

Queen of My Castle said...

Dang Kyle, this was the illest random blog you have ever done, IMO

Yes, I think it's possible to love someone and be in love with someone else, hell, I might even blog about it one day.

We most def have to have a tougher skin when Obama is elected. Ignorance is an effing disease I swear. They fear us yet wanna be us all in the same breath. Go figure. I say we all pack our ish and move to Africa, but our ideas with theirs and make the best nation ever. I'm just saying. America wouldn't be worth ish if we felt.

Black women don't like to get our hair wet because it takes too damn long to get it back tight. Wash, blow dry, flat iron, curl, wrap...too damn long I tell ya.

Love Jones because that movie was on some real ish. Having a love jones is a mofo. LOL.

Rich said...

Weed ain't that good, when I got out of college I stopped cold turkey for $20k, so I know that nigga can stop for $900k

In my Louis Farrakahn voice, "Poor Jessie"

Seven months of hot hands down. You can always wear less.

On the real, Love Jones v. Brown Sugar is like asking Tupac v. Biggie.

Thelma, but then cause I was closer in age it was all about Penny.

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs said...

Hey Brother!

LOL...Good Times....Check your email...just sent you pictures of "Thelma Evans"....I chatted with her last year at a book expo......

I wouldn't smoke for a full tank of gas...let alone 900k a year...I think dude is on crack!...And YES it can be addictive...ask Smokey next Friday!

I would have to choose Brown Sugar...only because I love the idea of best friends falling in love...

Smarty Jones said...

Damn Kyle, that was lower than whale shit and that's at the bottom of the ocean. We're just going through a transition period right now. Granted, it's a long one, but it is still transition. GAH!
- ANYway, I can't imagine weed being that addictive. I've never tried it but my dad says it's not addictive and I believe him.
- I think that Obama is going to greet Messy Jesse, as PCD calls him, with a smile but he'll be thinking, "what flavor Haterade are you sipping today?"
- Dwele is fabulous but I like Raheem Devaughn better. I think it's his lips.
- That "loving somebody and being 'IN' love with somebody else, I wouldn't know. A couple of years ago, I took that word completely out of my vocabulary. In fact, when I activate my mental spell check, it comes up as "not recognized."
- You oughta know why we don't like getting our hair wet. Well, those who partake in the chemicals. Water to a black woman's artificially straightened hair makes it curl up, some would even say, 'draw up' or get 'nappy.'
- I'll take the cold. I can put on more clothes to get warmer but I can't shed any skin to get cooler.
- Love Jones hands down!
- If you cheat on your girl and leave your girl for the chick you cheated with, odds are damn good that you'll cheat again.
In fact, why would you want a man who would cheat on his girl and leave her for you in the first place? Doesn't that prove that he's not loyal to you?
See, this is why I'm just gonna be a pimp forever!

The Jaded NYer said...

LMAO @ deez nuts! I used to LOVE that gag

support the electric car and recharging stations will follow. trust.

is it possible to love somebody and be in love with somebody else...at the same time? yup, because they are two different things.

dude, you should know by now that water is a black woman's Kryptonite! you know how much it costs to get hair done these days? especially if it is chemically relaxed? let me put it like this: my hair is not chemically treated and I just paid over $100 to get it dyed... so please resist the urge to throw a water balloon at me

I actually enjoy the changing seasons, so the cold place is cool with me

LOVE JONES trumps Brown Sugar ANYDAY!

RE: the "cheater"... how you get him is how you keep him...

12kyle said...

@ BGG
I agree with you. How do you just throw away a job that pays you that kinda money for weed? If it were crack...then I could say that he has a problem. Weed aint the same. I dunno how he's gonna pay for those 9 kids.

I don't think I'd wanna love somebody and be in love with somebody else.

The fires aren't in LA but its pretty bad out there.

Brown Sugar over Love Jones!

Thanks! I appreciate the love.

@ Darius
Listen to that Dwele. You'll like it. Trust me!

@ Urban Planet
I think people definitely use weed as an excuse.

"Perhaps he is allergic to ghetto beverages." LMAO!! He loves gatorade. I guess that's better than Kool-Aid

Good point. Barack in office will almost destroy the notion that "the man is holding us back." LoL. Wonder if it'll have an adverse effect on affirmative action

I loved school. I just couldn't get into science. I'm more of a history/social studies type of guy

Love Jones over Brown Sugar

"For the cheaters out there and those who deal with cheaters: The way you get them is the way you lose them.

@ pink
LOL! I know. I'm kinda crazy.

Love Jones over Brown Sugar

@ Boogie
Sup bruh??

Travis Henry will have a hard time taking care of his 9 kids without that loot!

What happened to the Tar Heels last year? LOL

Cowboys? Can Romo win a playoff game? LMAO!!!

Love Jones over Brown Sugar

Yeah. Keri is a stunna. And she can sing!!

Your boy is a wise man! Lmao!!

12kyle said...

@ Queen
The illest? Word? I'm flattered. LoL

Let's take it to the Motherland! I'm wid it!

Love Jones over Brown Sugar

@ Rich
Weed ain't that good, when I got out of college I stopped cold turkey for $20k, so I know that nigga can stop for $900k Classic!!!

Biggie over Tupac for me! Lmao!!! *side eye for Eb the Celeb and PrettyBlack*

Mannnn, I love me some Penny Gordon

@ Keisha the Kitten
Thanks for the pics of Thelma!

Lmao @ full tank of gas!

Brown Sugar over Love Jones

@ Smarty Jones
It was a low blow. I admit. But you know that I hate NC A&T! LOL. Much love for you and Eb the Celeb, tho.

LOL @ u! You're gonna take Raheem Devaugh over Dwele b/c of lips.

I wouldn't know either. Loving somebody and being in love with somebody else just sounds too painful to me!

Love Jones over Brown Sugar

Forever pimpin'. A Pimp Named Smarty Jones

@ Jaded Santana
I agree with you. If we have electric cars, then there well be charging stations that will cost like $50 to charge your car. LOL

I know that water is tough on your hair. LOL

Love Jones over Brown Sugar

The F$%K it List said...

Uhm can you make this a little longer next time.

I wouldn't lose my 900K job over ANYTHING,especially damn Cheeba!

Barack will say "you see me Hi Hater"

Dwele is sick, so is Raheem Devaughn Pick that 'Ish up!

Nas has been bumpin' all morning long thank you itunes pre-order ( I still have to go buy it though for the collection)

KOOL-AID, I don't like it, No one in my family has ever had it, it was off limits in the Grand F$%K it house. I'm going to save my funny story for my own blog.

electric car, no thanks what do you do in the rain? I'm old school I don't do electricity and rain. Lights go off in a storm.

We need not wait for Barack to be President we need to develop a tough skin now! We are the only race that has endured this much pain and suffering but we can't MAN up and tell others to BACK UP! I have to read the NY articles but it is satire....I'm just saying.

hmmm your manager was scheming. Where was I when folks were getting these mortgages with no real proof of being a creature on the earth DAMN IT!

My hair is natural so when it gets wet that means 1/2 blow drying it straight. YT ain't ready for all this Lela James hair I have going.

No you catch a cold from a virus. That's SC talking.

I don't care about NER one of those football team (yeah thats 3 in one).
bin Laden in the bronx, see that's why I stay away.

Ah Cali, mother nature does not approve. So sad

Love Jones, brown sugar was just another knock off.

Oh yeah NAS AGAIN! Got it, Love it glad he changed the title.

Breakfast EVERYDAY, need the protein.

Yes you will cheat on the hooker who broke up you let break up your last relationship. And you will keep cheating as long as no one checks you.

*off treating my carpule tunnel after typing that email"

ShellyShell said...

Travis Henry is a JOKE. I remember when the Bills drafted him(I'm from the burbs of Buffalo)and everyone thought he was the shyt! Not the kid though I think the Bills are a joke! Anyway he's a dumb azz! How is he going to support the basketball team he has!

I used to enjoy blazin. It definitely wasn't an everyday occurence but I had some GOOD TIMES! A lot of my friends still blaze daily...lol! You would be surprised at their occupations...lol!

Jesse is a joke and has been for sometime. Barack just needs to just give him a chin nod, brush his shoulders off and keep it moving. He doesn't need him to get into the White House!

That Dwele cd is hot. I've been a fan of his for sometime.

I must be like your son. I was never a fan of Kool-Aid especially when it was extra sweet..YUCK! Give me water!

Electric cars...hmm I don't know if I would ride across country in it. But dayum as high as gas is in NYC. It cost me $60 to fill my tank. I almost started crying!

There's a few banks that are about to get taken over by the government! Lemme find out you were shady Kyle!

I thought a cold was a virus. So how can you catch one from the rain? I should know this since my parents are both in the medical profession...lmao!

I definitely don't like to get my hair wet during the week! Shyt I'd have to wait till Saturday to get my hair did! But when I'm vacation I love to go in the ocean so I stay rocking a Snatch Back if not then I wear my hair big and curly!

Brett Favre please make up your mind!

Keri Hilson and Kenya Moore are both cute.

I think I agree with you Kyle Georgia might take it this year but who knows you lose one game and it jacks up the whole season! Dayum BCS!

I've always said Missy was underrated. She is so talented and creative.

Uhhh I grew up outside of Buffalo. I've seen it snow in mid-may! I think I would go with the cold...I HATE BEING HOT! When I lived in Houston I was miserable. I had to go running at 6am!

I can't talk about Science..it's in my blood. My mom was a chemistry major,my dad microbiology, sis chemistry, me biology! I like some aspects of it.

I hate ketchup and tomatoes!

I would have to go with Brown Sugar because of my love for hip hop and I love how they made that a major part of the movie!

The NAS cd is bananas! Did you hear that song where he compares fried chicken to a woman!

I eat breakfast everyday. I can't function without it. Some mornings I make PORK bacon,eggs and grits...lol!

Cheating- the same way you go into it is the same way you will go out of it!!!!

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

I wouldn't smoke weed...I don't smoke it anyways, but especially not if I was getting paid $900k

Jesse Jackson is just jealous because he run for pres. wasn't 25%as good as Baraks's.

Kool-Aid has changed. Your son is right...this new Kool-Aid is nasty. The blue flavor/kind (I don't know the exact flavor...what Black person does) made me vomit. I think its a conspiracy against Blacks.

Thats true about us being prepared...then again, we have been prepared over the last 400+ years...racism will never change.

You can't catch a cold just from being in the rain...its when you go from one extreme whether environment to the other and your pores are open (if that makes sense)

I don't like to get my hair wet b/c I wear my hair natural (i.e. no relaxer) and water is the devil to it.

I would rather live where its extremely hot for 7 months...I can keep the weight off and walk around naked in my house.

I LOVED science in school...one of my best subjects (still is)

Brown sugar, hands down

Soooo, true about the last thing you said...I know from experience.

Hadassah said...

LOve Jones is the greatest movie ever

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

now thanks for the song title.
may hear it on my blog next week
red koolaid taste like medicine

lol

DetroitRockCity said...

god ur random posts are really random! lol

Eb the Celeb said...

you are such a hater... dang!

12kyle said...

@ The F$%k It List
I tried to condense this for my peeps (especially former weedheads like prettyblack) but this is my thought process. haaaa

Cheebah can't be that good!

I just downloaded Raheem Devaughn. I like it

I told you that you'd like the new NaS joint!

No Kool-Aid???

Good point about us as a people

Yeah. Alotta folks were schemin'. It was a trickle down effect. It starts at the top. But it wasn't what you might think. The problem was always with stated income loans. Here's the way that it works...lets say that you are a CPA in NYC. You state on paper that you make $120k based on your occupation. If you could show that you have liquid assets (checking, savings, cds, IRAs...etc) to support at least twice the amount of the stated income...you'd be approved. But the loan was also predicated on how fast your house would climb in value. Well...in today's market...that ain't happening. In a way...it was loans like this and people like my old manager who helped crumble the company. It wasn't me. LOL. I just followed the rules. Haaaa. As an underwriter, it was my job to approve or deny loans. But what can you do if you deny a loan and your manager "negates your decision" and approves it?

No you catch a cold from a virus. That's SC talking. Classic!

Love Jones over Brown Sugar

@ ShellyShell
A lotta folks smoke left handed cigarettes. But you are a fool if you smoke and you know that you can lose your job behind it. A lotta dudes in the NFL smoke weed. But they smoke during the off-season. And they know when they'll be tested so they know when to stop. I have no sympathy for that fool.

I think that could be a part of the hate that Jesse has for Barack...he doesn't need him.

No Kool-Aid for you?

Me? Shady? Nooooo!!!

A cold is a virus. Good point

I really don't like the BCS. I agree with you. It's gonna depend on when you lose.

Fried Chicken is the name of that song. It's smokin'. NaS and Busta Rhymes killed it

Brown Sugar over Love Jones

@ Beautifully.Conjured.Up
I think Kool-Aid is foreign to him b/c he rarely drinks it. He usually drinks Gatorade and fruit juice

I understand what you're saying about colds

I just couldn't get with science back in the day. I always sat next to girls like you...the ones who liked science. LOL

@ Hadassah
Love Jones over Brown Sugar

@ Torrance
You know how these kids are. Off the chain.

@ Detroit Rock City
Yeah. I'm a random thoughts kinda guy

@ Eb the Celeb
LMAO!!!!

STILL POCAHONTAZ said...

if i cheat on my girl with you...then i dump her for you...what are the odds that i'ma cheat on you?

I like Jay Z's answer to that on Same

"If my hand is in the cookie jar know one thing...Ima take the cookie not leave my ring!"

HOT

Stew said...

weed is not that addictive. i don't get it either

lol @ obama-jackson banter

i am not a fan of kool-aid. cant remember the last time i had some

the love thing. very possible

bret farve can do what he want. jordan retired twice so let him get one out of the way

with A&T being my alma mater, i hope they win more than one game

missy don't get the respect she deserve cuz she not poppin her booty all over the place.

i prefer hot

i graduated with a Geophysics degree, i loved science

chances are EXTREMELY high

Tha L said...

why the hell anybody would EVER risk losing a 900k per year gig is beyond me...that's why i drink! that shit's L.E.G.A.L.

your son is smart, he has very evolved taste buds. he don't like it becuz it ain't nuthin but CHEMICALS. nasty.

black women and wet hair don't mix. the reason is obvious. i've got locks so i can play in the rain while everybody else is running for cover LOL!

folks in cali need to just stop building their homes in the middle of forests n shit. mother nature is always gunna take her course, it ain't HER damn fault fools wanna build million dollar homes right in her path. oh, and folks need to stop building houses on stilts on the edge of cliffs n shit. DUH! EARTHQUAKES!

send me yo p.o. box so i can mail you some fresh tomatoes from my garden. no salmonella there...and you can make your own damn ketchup.

i'd prefer 7 months of heat...cold weather makes me angry. shit, i already live in HELL on EARTH (hot ass Las Vegas!) for four months out of the year, what's three more?

Love those random thoughts kyle!

12kyle said...

@ Poca
"If my hand is in the cookie jar know one thing...Ima take the cookie not leave my ring!" Classic Jigga line!!

@ Stew
Not a fan of Kool-Aid? Word?

Favre has earned that right. But he's jerked the Packers for a long time. Three months ago he was up there crying talking about he didn't wanna play no mo. Now he does. That makes no sense.The Packers have to move forward without him.

You went to A&T, too??? Ohhh lawd. We ain't friends no mo, Stew! LMAO!!! Juss kiddn. I'ma try and lay off the A&T jokes this year. If there's any consolation...they were damn good when I was in school in the early to mid 90s. LOL

If Missy looked like Beyonce she'd rule the industry!

Geophysics???? Say word!!!

@ L
Yes!!! It is legal to drink. Just make sure that you don't drive.

Anutha thumbs down for Kool-Aid

LMAO @ your assessment of Cali

LOL! I can't eat tomatoes. They're nasty to me.

I dunno how you do it in that HEAT out there. Damn!

Sexxy Luv said...

-thank you for allowing us to see the fam, we love you so of course we love them!

-i don't do kool aid either! YUK! but that minute maid juice be FIYAH!

-"Real recognize real...and real you ain't never been" for $1000.00 Alex!

-i pay to much to get my weave done, to be letting it get wet! lol

-i do live in a place where it's cold for 7 month, the only summer we have is july and august.

-brett farve will you take a long nap!

-love jones hands down!

-if i cheat on my girl with you...then i dump her for you...what are the odds that i'ma cheat on you?

^^^^^can we get this posted on a bulletin please!

PBW said...

Loved science in high school! Didn't hate it until I got to college.

Your kiddo's right. Kool-Aid sucks.

Muze said...

lol @ barack saying deez nuts. man would i pay to see that. lol.

dwele's cd is incredible.

yes you can love and be in love.

i love to get my hair wet. natural girls rock.

i'd rather live somewhere that is extremely hot 7 months out the year. unfortunately i live in michigan where it's cold for 7 months. booo.

love jones. cause i'm the poetry and photography type. lol.

lol @ the sperm count. i guess when you put it like that...

the chances of a man cheating are great if he dumps her for you. some would argue that the chances of a man cheating are just great, period. lol.

i.can't.complain. said...

keri is a banger

u already know how i feel about the state of ohio in general...

minus waffle house, they have nothing to offer

especially in terms of college sports teams !!

what else

oh, i would take extreme heat over cold

and i still hate science

although we had this teacher

i forget his name

kinda looked like a skinny-ier george jefferson

the boys called him "t.a.p"

tight ass pants

he'd always threaten to fight them

"u wanna dance"

lmao... that's how he would initiate the fights

-1-

CapCity said...

Why u poisoning YOUR BELOVED child with Kool-aid? I thought Black folk gave that up after Jim Jones. YUCK - kool aid!!

LOVE JONES HANDz DOWNNNN ALLL DAY - THE BEST LOVE MOVIE EVAH made!! CLASSIC! I STILL WATCH that movie in it's entiretey like it's the first time!!

missy elliot may seem under-rated - but that Tidewater sistah is PAYDDDDD! ;-) her AND her homeboy Timbaland!!

12kyle said...

@ Sexxy Luv
Thanks for that compliment!

"Real recognize real...and real you ain't never been" for $1000.00 Alex! LMAO!!!

Dont wanna mess up the weave huh? LOL

Love Jones over Brown Sugar

@ PBW
Welcome to the 12th Planet. Make sure that you come back. We have a good time over here. We're here every day...hangin out like wet clothes

I tip my fitted cap to you. I just couldn't get into science.

You didn't like Kool Aid? LOL

@ Muze
I think Barack could tell Jesse that in a private social setting! LOL

Dwele's cd stays in rotation in my car!

Love Jones over Brown Sugar

I agree with you about cheating

@ -1-
LMAO @ you and your hate for Ohio!!!

TAP?? OMG!! Hilarious. I gotta use that one!!

@ CapCity
I can't believe y'all black folk don't like Kool-Aid! LMAO!!!

Love Jones over Brown Sugar

Missy has MAJOR loot! Belee dat!

ms.uncensored said...

i don't like to get my hair wet cuz it just aint sexy dammit. alll naps and grease drippin. lol. then its too much damn work to fix it. ughhh.

i hate science too. with a passion. in high school bio messed up my average badly. the only type of science that rocks to me is chemistry. cuz its mostly math. other than that. science can take my middle finger. thank u very much.

love jones all the way. personally. brown sugar sucked. taye diggs wasn't believable. actually (to me) neither was sanaa. well only a bit.

eating breakfast makes my stomach rumble two hours later. wats up with that??