Wednesday, July 23, 2008

off tha dome


random thoughts...

I've come to the conclusion that in a house with 4 males and one female...my wife is gonna have to get used to the "toilet seat being left up". And there's no need to ask me if I left the toilet seat up b/c I'm just gonna blame it on one of the boys. haaaa

Blog for you. Nobody else. Be glad that there are other bloggers who read and comment. Be glad that you have lurkers.

They say that rapper Rick Ross has been "discovered" to have previously been employed as a correctional officer and now people are questioning his "street cred". Huh? You mean people actually believed his tales as a "drug lord" LOL. C'mon folks

Rappers are about as real as wrestlers. Don't believe the hype.

Speaking of wrestlers...anybody remember Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka?

Forgive me...but I don't know who the hell Jennifer Aniston is. Is she somebody important?

Has anybody noticed how short John McCain's arms are??? Man! He's got arms the length of a 5 year olds arm. Not a good look for a 60 year old man

RIP Sophia from the Golden Girls.

I wanna learn how to play the drums

Last night, there was a fight in a WNBA game!! Wow! The ratings will probably now go from 50 people watching to 57 people

Speaking of fighting, when I was in middle school I always made sure that i had a front row seat when girls fought each other. I wanted to see a breast pop out!!! And it usually did! Haaaa

Candice Parker...Candice Parker...Candice Parker

Speaking of Candice Parker, how did she end up with Shelden Williams?? They are engaged. Ugh! She is a premier star in the WNBA and he plays in the NBA. He sucks. If it sounds like I'm hatin'...I am. She should be with me if i wasn't married. We might look a little strange in public b/c she's 6-5 and I'm 5-7...but we'd have some beautiful athletic kids.

Do dogs really hate cats?

I love 15-30 minute power naps

Do you ever sit at work and send resumes on company time?

I went to get the oil changed for my car as well as brakes. The auto dude found 10 other things that was wrong with the car! That's a hustle. It's almost like going to the doctors office for a checkup. The doctor is looking to see if you have an inner ear infection...and the next thing you know...you've been diagnosed with high blood pressure, asthma, and ADD

Dad said that I was a better baseball player than I was a football player. That's scary b/c I was a damn good football player.

Women just wanna be understood

Men just wanna be heard...but you gotta listen, too. Don't just hear us...listen to us, too

The post the other day about duos really showed me how hungry some of you were. LOL

For some people, at the age of 25 sex is more important than the conversations that they have with their mates. At the age of 55, the conversation is more important than the sex.

Sage Steele...Sage Steele...Sage Steele

If I hit this lottery...I'ma fly all of y'all to Atlanta for a blogger's party.

No, you can't stay at my house...so don't ask. lmao!!!

Luther Vandross could sing his face off!!!

I need to work on my golf game! Anybody else plays golf????? Lemme know.

Enjoy the journey to trying to find love.

Football is round tha corner!!! Are you ready?

Maybe I was the only person who didn't see Batman last weekend? Then again...I haven't seen Iron Man, Hulk, or Hancock

45 comments:

The Jaded NYer said...

first of all HOW DARE YOU kick me when I'm down just because my poor boys dropped out of first place.

*SIDE EYE*

No on to the comments lol

1- I do whatever the hell I feel like on company time, 'cause I can. AND WHAT?

2- I didn't see The Dark Knight either.. I'm gonna wait another week so that I don't have to be in a theater full of ignorant folks... you know WHO I'm speaking of... LOL

but you really need to see Iron Man- OMG that movie is the HOTNESS, for real!!!

3- rick ross is soooooo nasty to look at; who even cares about his Suge Knight wannabe self?!?!

i.can't.complain. said...

nope to the resume sending at work

if i ever leave i don't want 'em 2 track my email to see where i went

15minute naps are for quitters.

im all about the 2-3 hr nap

i missed batman too

may take myself on a date 2morrow 2 see it

"picture this. sicily, 1932...."

r.i.p. sofia

-1-

PrettyBlack said...

I've come to the conclusion that in a house with 4 males and one female...my wife is gonna have to get used to the "toilet seat being left up". And there's no need to ask me if I left the toilet seat up b/c I'm just gonna blame it on one of the boys. haaaa

YOUR WIFE IS GOING TO BE WELL LOOKED AFTER THE REST OF HER LIFE. SHE SHOULDN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE TOILET SEAT. SHE HAS THE ULTIMATE IN MEN WATCHING HER BACK!

Blog for you. Nobody else. Be glad that there are other bloggers who read and comment. Be glad that you have lurkers.

DAMN I FEEL ALL SPECIAL...JUST FOR ME RIGHT?

They say that rapper Rick Ross has been "discovered" to have previously been employed as a correctional officer and now people are questioning his "street cred". Huh? You mean people actually believed his tales as a "drug lord" LOL. C'mon folks

MAN PLEEEASE IF THESE RAPPERS HAD KILLED, MAIMED, AND SOLD AS MUCH DOPE AS THESE STUDIO GANGSTERS HAVE, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY RAPPERS...THEY'D ALL BE LOCKED UP.

Rappers are about as real as wrestlers. Don't believe the hype.

TRUE DAT

Speaking of wrestlers...anybody remember Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka?

WHAT! WHAT! HOW ABOUT JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, GOLDEN BOY RICK FLAIR, THE BRITISH BULLDOGS...HULKAMANIA, COME ON MAN YOUR DEALING WITH THE REAL!

Forgive me...but I don't know who the hell Jennifer Aniston is. Is she somebody important?

A LEMON-PUSSED CHICK WHO GOT HER DUDE SNATCHED UP BY ANGELINA JOLIE...SHOULD'VE GAVE THAT MAN SOME BABIES GURL!

Has anybody noticed how short John McCain's arms are??? Man! He's got arms the length of a 5 year olds arm. Not a good look for a 60 year old man

ACTUALLY HE'S 71 HIS ARMS AREN'T SHORT, BOTH OF HIS SHOULDERS WERE BROKEN WHILE HE WAS A P.O.W...SO THEM SHITS DON'T SIT RIGHT...GOTTA KNOW WHAT YOUR UP AGAINST...

RIP Sophia from the Golden Girls.

I KNOW HUH? SOPHIA WAS OFF THE HOOK.

I wanna learn how to play the drums

ME TOO, AND GUITAR.

Last night, there was a fight in a WNBA game!! Wow! The ratings will probably now go from 50 people watching to 57 people

FROM 50 TO 49 BECAUSE WHOEVER LOST THEIR FAN AIN'T COMING BACK TO WATCH.

Speaking of fighting, when I was in middle school I always made sure that i had a front row seat when girls fought each other. I wanted to see a breast pop out!!! And it usually did! Haaaa

I USED TO ALWAYS TRY TO BREAK UP THE FIGHTS SO IF ONE OF THE BITCHES HIT ME I'D HAVE A REASON TO KICK. THAT. ASS.

Candice Parker...Candice Parker...Candice Parker

MY NEPHEWS ARE IN LOVE WITH THAT CHILD...SHE IS VERY PRETTY.

Speaking of Candice Parker, how did she end up with Shelden Williams?? They are engaged. Ugh! She is a premier star in the WNBA and he plays in the NBA. He sucks. If it sounds like I'm hatin'...I am. She should be with me if i wasn't married. We might look a little strange in public b/c she's 6-5 and I'm 5-7...but we'd have some beautiful athletic kids.

AS LONG AS SHE'S HAPPY...I KNOW HE IS.

Do dogs really hate cats?

THEY DON'T REALLY HATE 'EM THEY HATE ON 'EM. LOOK AT ALL THE SHIT A DOG HAS TO DO TO GET A MEAL AND THEY STILL HAVE TO SLEEP OUTSIDE. CATS DON'T DO SHIT AND THE EAT GOOD AND SLEEP INSIDE. IF I WERE A DOG I'D BE TRYING TO GET AT THEM MUTHAFUCKA'S TOO.

I love 15-30 minute power naps

OKAY

Do you ever sit at work and send resumes on company time?

USED TO FUCK 'EM...AND I'D STEAL INK CARTRIDGES AND POST IT'S. I'M A G LIKE THAT! HAHA!

I went to get the oil changed for my car as well as brakes. The auto dude found 10 other things that was wrong with the car! That's a hustle. It's almost like going to the doctors office for a checkup. The doctor is looking to see if you have an inner ear infection...and the next thing you know...you've been diagnosed with high blood pressure, asthma, and ADD

FOR REAL...THAT'S WHY IGO IN WITH COUPONS AND AN ATTITUDE...

Dad said that I was a better baseball player than I was a football player. That's scary b/c I was a damn good football player.

WHY AIN'T YOUR ASS IN THE NFL THEN DIEON?

Women just wanna be understood

REALLY...IF YOU UNDERSTAND ME THAT MEANS YOU'VE FIGURED ME OUT AND I'M SLIPPIN'.

Men just wanna be heard...but you gotta listen, too. Don't just hear us...listen to us, too

IF IT AIN'T ABOUT ME I DON'T GIVE A SHIT...I KID.

The post the other day about duos really showed me how hungry some of you were. LOL

OKAY

For some people, at the age of 25 sex is more important than the conversations that they have with their mates. At the age of 55, the conversation is more important than the sex.

REALLY...YOU SO SMART KYLE.

Sage Steele...Sage Steele...Sage Steele

THAT NAME HAS TO BE MADE UP.

If I hit this lottery...I'ma fly all of y'all to Atlanta for a blogger's party.

DO WE GET SPENDING MONEY?

No, you can't stay at my house...so don't ask. lmao!!!

DON'T NOBODY WANNA STAY AT YOUR HOUSE WITH ALL THEM DAMN KIDS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Luther Vandross could sing his face off!!!

YES LORD. HIM AND GERALD.

I need to work on my golf game! Anybody else plays golf????? Lemme know.

i TRIED MINIATURE GOLF FOR THE FIRST TIME A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO I GOT TO THE 6 HOLE AND WAS LIKE HOW MANY MORE OF THESE MUTHAFUCKA'S ARE THERE...MY NEPHEW SAID 12 I WAS OUT.

Enjoy the journey to trying to find love.

AWWW...

Football is round tha corner!!! Are you ready?

HELLS YEAH! I'LL BE IN SAN DIEGO ON THE 9TH ROOTING FOR MY COWBOYS!

Maybe I was the only person who didn't see Batman last weekend? Then again...I haven't seen Iron Man, Hulk, or Hancock

ME NEITHER LAST MOVIE I SEEN WAS KUNG FU PANDA...

Dreamy said...

you aint right for leaving that seat up on that toilet, damn shame,lol!!!!!!

yeah i dont worry about nobody reading my blogs, if it happens it happens. and i aint gonna lie it has happened for me, haaaaaa

think it was all them shot outs you gave me,lol

if you hit the lottery, im definitely in the building, just make sure there is a lot of liquor and music,lol


anybody play golf???? is this a trick question,lol


to be nice and not say anything mean about ole boy Candance is engaged too i will just say "she can do way better"


and i want to go see Dark Knight, think I might go Sunday for my BD

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs said...

Hey Brother!

Did I ever tell you...that you remind me of one of my best friends named Bill?...I feel like I've known you for years...you are my brother...and I can't wait til you hit the lottery...and fly us all out there...MC Kitten will be in the house with a bible in one hand...and the mic in the other!!!...lol...Dang..I've grown...cause it used to be a blunt in one hand or a dranky drank...and the mic in the other...LOOK WHAT GOD CAN DO!!! lol...

I say your wife should have her own bathroom...that way yall can always leave the seat up....and she'll never have to fall in the toliet....sounds like a win-win situation to me....lol

I remember I used to love wrestling (yep I was a tom-boy) until my dad surprised me and took me and few people to a wrestling match for my birthday...Didn't take me but a few minutes to realize how FAKE it all was....I quit watching it after that...took me a few more years to stop pulling wrestling moves on my little brother...lol...

SOPHIA died??? Dang...yeah rest in peace...I forgot her real name...but God knows who we are talking bout

I play the drums!!! Well in my head that is....I am a drummer girl mentally speaking...I just can't get my hands and feet to be on the same page as my mind...My dream is to have a drummer boy...no not like that Kyle...I mean I hope my son plays the drums...

I don't know bout dogs hating cats...but your girl Kitten hates cats...speaking of cats...I am a cat napper...and I wake up rejuvenated...so I too power nap...yeah man!!!!

Darius T. Williams said...

Sophia - ain't that just a shame? Thats sooo horrible.

I'm going out this weekend to buy more episodes of the golden girls on DVD.

12kyle said...

@ Jaded Santana
AOL'S!!! The Mets are gonna be ok...maybe...well...i dunno. haaaa

I feel you on Dark Knight. I'd rather go to the movies after all of the ignorant folks have already seen it.

I'ma check Iron Man out, tho.

@ -1-
LOL. I can't take a 2-3 hr nap. I'll feel sluggish when I wake up. Gimme an hr and I'm str8!

"picture this. sicily, 1932...." Classic Sophia!

You took me back with that one, lil sis! Thanks. She was my favorite Golden Girl

@ PrettyBlack
Your posts are off the chain!

I don't get into these rappers "gangsta's tales". Everybody used to sell dope and they've killed 100 people. I've never sold dope in my life. But if I did...do you think I'd tell the world and incriminate myself?

Awwwwww shyt! Whutchuknowbout rasslin' (aka wrestling)? I remember all of those! Good list

McCain just looks bad. Real bad

It was always funny to see the "peacemaker" in a fight to get hit. LOL

LMAO @ u!!! Stealing ink cartridges and post its!

I ain't in the NFL b/c nobody was drafting 5-7 wide receivers when I came outta college. They want those big dudes like TO and Randy Moss. It's all good. I did pretty good without the NFL. LOL

Sage Steele is real. Click on the link. She's a sportscaster on ESPN. Very fine!

No spending money. LOL

@ Dreamy
LOL

There will be plenty off food and liquor

Yes! She can do much better. Maybe she's with him b/c he's tall. LOL

Lemme know what you think of Batman

@ Keisha the Kitten
Thanks for the compliment. It's funny b/c I feel like I've known or have met y'all before.

Yes! The party will be LIVE!!!

"I've grown...cause it used to be a blunt in one hand or a dranky drank...and the mic in the other...LOOK WHAT GOD CAN DO!!! lol.. Sooo true

Maybe she should get her own bathroom. LOL

Sophia died on Tuesday. Her real name was Estelle Getty. She was 84.

I hate cats too!

@ Darius
Yeah, it's sad. Over the last few years. She suffered from advanced dementia. She was sooooo funny on that show.

Brad said...

My mom was in a house with 5 boy a husband and one bathroom. She put the seat UP when she was done. (perspective)

Jennifer Anniston is a cutie for a pale face (perspective)

John McCain can where short sleeves in the winter (perspective)

If women want to be understood then they should mean what they say and say what they mean. Stop all that "nothings wrong" crap. Try to understand that men don't think like you. We see things from a different "perspective".

I'm not really looking forward to this season of Football. My team won it all last year. Only one way to go from there.. DOWN.

Rich said...

NINTH! -- figured I'd holla that since I'll never be first in this joint.

good lists. haven't seen any of those movies either. but I did watch this flick "21" last night -- rent it!

laughing808 said...

I haven't seen Dark Knight either.

Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO & SMH @ this post. You are a hot mess. I didn't see Dark Knight either. Didn't grasp my attention.

mlinz said...

You and Candice..LOL so the kids would receive all of their athletic ability from her. That's a lot to ask of one person.

I saw Dark Knight last weekend, the midnight show but only cause I'm trying to rebuild a relationship with someone and I actually enjoyed it.

R.I.P John Bovain (SCSU class of 2000). Please keep his family in your prayers he passed away on a motorcycle last week.

Women and men both want to be both understood and listened to.

For those that live in Atlanta what will you be doing for us. You can't fly us here and I just get the key from Mrs.12. I'll just say I'm bringing the boys home from school and I don't want to ride around with them like last time and wait for their daddy to pick em up. Oh yeah I'll have a key, so don't worry about that yall, we got a place to stay!!!

KD check out the Movie Tavern on LaVista. They are a newer location that serves both food and spirits. And on Tuesdays you can see a movie for on $5.00. Still have that college id, get in for $5.00 anytime. So basically I saw Dark Knight for $5.00.

I'm ready for football season too. How 'bout them Falcons and Bulldogs. Clemson here we come!!! You hitting the game up?

Eb the Celeb said...

you better put that damn toilet seat down

and your 5'7? i thought for sure you werent a milimeter over 5'5

and no you arent the only person that hasnt seen batman... and i havent seen any of the other movies you mentioned either...

everyone keeps talking about that movie Cover though... and how good it is... black movie though so its went straight to dvd... i just ordered it off amazon

Eb the Celeb said...

Oh... and yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss

FOOTBALL IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER


COWBOYS ALL DAY BABY!!!

AGGIES ALL DAY BABY!!!!

defense... clap clap... defense..

I am so hype... whew... I am so so sos hype... you dont even know...

Tha L said...

you and yo random ass thoughts LOL!

Jennifer Aniston is so far from important, it's not even funny.

Never noticed McCain's arms (you're a nut!), but I have definitely noticed how ancient he looks. Damn shame.

Dogs only hate cats because they jealous of the cats independence. Dogs get hungry, they gotta wait for a human to feed 'em, cats get hungry, they go out and fetch a bird or a rat and get they grub on.

I have always been the type to walk the other way whenever fights broke out in school. I always thought they were simply stupid.

Do you really think men wanna be heard? I just think they wanna be left alone until it's time to get some food or some ass. *wink*

Trying to find love? I think that's where so many of us fail...tryin' too damn hard!

Hancock got bad ratings, but I thought it was the shiznit!

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

I don't believe the "street cred" hype...as a matter of fact, The Game was on some dating show years ago before rapping...love punk

I heard McCain's arms are short because they were broken when he was captured in the service...Either way, I can give a sh*t.

Sophia was the best :)

Power naps are wonderful...especially in between classes.

Sending resumes as we speak.

Its hard to listen to men when the words don't make sense...thats if you express yourself at all

Yea, I enjoyed my shrimp and grits two days later :)

Forget a Blogger Party...just send us some money and say it was for charity...LOL

I play golf!!!

Love is just another four letter word...am I bitter?

Kandi Black said...

Even though im a young'n, i know who jimmy 'supa fly' snuka is...he was one of my old favorites...i used to be obsessed with wrestling....

and u could say i'm hating, but i don't think candice parker is all that good looking...she's a great b-ball player tho....

and i wanna learn how to play the guitar...maybe we could start a band...lol...

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

preach
why can they just sit it down when they have to use it
preach

BUT THEY DONT HEAR U THOUGH

ShellyShell said...

Haha my sister has the same problem with the seat. 2 boys and and a husband!

There's very few rappers with street cred. Most think stealing from the bodega makes them gangsta.

Man do you remember Junkyard Dog? That's when wrestling was the shyt!!

Jennifer Aniston is just another pink toe that was made famous by a tv show called "Friends"

LMAO my girl was saying how McCain's arms looked jacked up too.

RIP Estelle that show was hilarious!

Both of my nephews are nice on the drums. I want to learn how to play the piano.

I can't watch the WNBA. The only time I watch it is if they show a clip on Sports Center!!

I was always front in center for the fights most of the time it would be my friends fighting so I had to get a front row in case I had to jump in!

I just found out that Candice was engaged to Sheldon....Interesting. She's cute as hell. If she likes it I love it! She's got more than I got in that aspect...lol!

I don't know about dogs hating cats but I can't stand them beyatches!

Power naps are the best! 22min perfect!

I don't send resumes at this job but I used to! I also used to stack up on office supplies!!

I went and got my oil changed a couple of months ago they came out and told me that my transmission needs to be flushed blah blah blah so I went in for a $30 oil change and was hoodwinked into spending $175 *sigh* the only reason I spent the money was because I had my boy come and meet me cause he knows a lot about cars and he told me that my shyt was dirty as hell and they were right.LOL

I've given up on being understood!

I don't give a dayum about what nonsense men have to say!! LOL

You can't tell people that sex isn't everything. I don't even try anymore!

Are you giving us spending money to buy new fits?

Luther could sing too bad he was taken so soon.

I started golfing in highschool. I love it! I don't golf as much anymore but I'm about to go at it again. I'm going to my parents in a few weeks and going to knock out 18!

The journey to love.......*sigh*

I Can't wait for football to start!

I haven't been to the movies since "I am WACK" oh I'm sorry "I am Legend!"

Opinionated Diva said...

lmao @ Jaded Nyer "rick ross is sooo nasty to look at; who even cares about this Suge Knight wannabe self?" LMAO some more!!!

Man you better keep that seat down if you know what's good for you!! hmmmph!

Awwww @ Sophia. RIP...picture it...Sicily...1910 - she had mad jokes!

I've never job hunted at the current job, but I've done it ALL of the other jobs.

Men just wanna be heard??? Word...they talk?

karrie b. said...

noooooooooooooooooooooooo! SOPHIA DIED?!?!?!!??!?! she was my hero! RIP lady.

-KB

STILL POCAHONTAZ said...

I dont want to see the batman movie...I heard it was dark and kind of creepy watching the late actor play the part.

I couldnt even watch the movie that Aaliyah came out in...

Im scary so I'll pass anyway, maybe I will catch it on DVD

ms.uncensored said...

lol. yeah i was listening to the whole fiasco about rick ross on the radio this am. who cares??? not i. like seriously.

good advice on blogging for you.

i can't do power naps. they turn into extended naps that last 3 hours. then i wake up extra exhausted. ughhh

i do whatever the hell i want on company time. such as blog. hehe.

amen to the bit about men and women. me and my love are finally getting on the same page with that which is always wonderful. we'll see how long it lasts though. lol

i saw hancock which was pretty good. but i saw it a good 2 and a half weeks after it came out. cuz i hate that crowded long line ish.

Smarty Jones said...

You know what, the toilet seat is designed to be down, it looks funny when it's up. I'll tell you what, you go in the bathroom at night and take a seat into that cold ass bowl of water and see if it should be down!
Freak Rick Ross and all the other fake a-- rappers. That man did what he had to do to make his ends meet. Whoever tries to down a man be being gainfully employed is an ass.
LMAO @ your Jen Aniston comment. FYI, she plays Vince Vaughn's ex in "The Break Up."
John McCain's arms are short because old people shrink. Back in the day, McCain used to be as tall as Shaq but a few hundred years of hard labor can take a lot out of you. ROTFLMAO!!!
Now Sophia, I wish she could have given us her take on the election. I'm gonna miss her.
Freak you and all your naysaying counterparts on the WNBA. I happen to enjoy the league and no, I'm not a lesbian. Candice Parker has always been the future of women's basketball.
Because they are not doing all of those high-flying and unnecessary dunks and And 1 passes, they are deemed as boring. That's crap. They are more fundamental and team-oriented than their spoiled and overhyped counterparts of the NBA.
Professional Women's Sports will always be looked down on unless they start playing naked and I don't wanna see that.
Shelden Williams is kinda ... different looking. I'll bet he's a sweet guy though. FYI Kyle and other fellas, women are no where near as shallow as you all are when it comes to chosing a mate. We don't have to have a "dime piece" if he's a good man and treats us right.
"Men just wanna be heard...but you gotta listen, too. Don't just hear us...listen to us, too"
WTH? I don't understand, do you want us to listen to you or do you want to hear you?
By the way, we do both. How do you think we always have stuff to throw in ya faces?
I hope you hit the lotto because I'm due for an ATL trip.
I haven't seen the movies either and yes, I AM READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!
Training camp for my Panthers begins on Friday and I can't wait!

Stew said...

i watch WNBA sometimes. say what you want girls got better court vision than guys.

i now realize how much traffic my blog gets and i am happy.

i wish i would have stuck with baseball. i was good.

i play golf a little. its hard to keep it up b/c it's an expensive game to play

mama taught me to stay away from fights. guns kill

Stew said...

oh yeah....i hate taking naps

pink said...

Put the damned toilet seat down!! She does not wanna stumble in the dark ass bathroom at 342 am and sit inside the damned bowl!

you are soooo outta line for that mccain comment!

this girl in middle school had bigger breast than everybody...even the teachers! she got into it with another girl and her shirt AND bra came off...them was alot of titties to just be out and about in a school yard.

i only send resumes on company time lol

Thats why i do my own brakes and rotors and oil changes...best believe im tryna learn erything else cuz that shit is a damned rip off!

i know you payin for my ticket but you think you could get my hotel room too? i wont tell none of these other people in here *pinky swear*

Batman was that shit!! you need to see that. for real.

swag_ambassador said...

I love all the comments.. BUT HELL YES IM READY FOR ANOTHER YEAR OF DALLAS COWBOYS FOOTBALL.. AUGUST 9TH KYLE.. AUGUST 9TH!!!!!!

Kay C, The Quiet Storm said...

You and your off tha dome posts are too funny.

Who cares about Jennifer Anniston, especially after she divorced Brad Pitt.

Sophia was pure comedy on the Golden Girls...along with "Blanche Deveraux"

John McCain kind of creeps me out.

I always went the other way when fights broke out in school, you stand too close and you might end up a participant!

My naps are the joint and they last about 2 hrs.

Went to see The Dark Knight last night, thought it would be empty during the week. We were wrong! It was PACKED, but it was a good movie. It is a stand alone since it doesn't really fit into the story with any of the others.

Everyone is raving about Heath's dark performance. HELLO PEOPLE he plays the JOKER! He did a good job, but he reminded me of the original role with Jack Nicholson, only he executes his antics while the original movie showed before and afters. It was graphic and a little much for the little kids, but so is a lot of tv today.

If Heath hadn't died his "performance" would have been deemed "good" and not "great"

Oscar worthy performance...Hell to the Naw!!! (But not many of them are and they still win)

Good?...Yeah buddy!!!!

Tony OH said...

Dude, you have got to have the funniest, most thought provoking, silly, playeristic Blog on the planet... And for that, you have earned the top spot on my coveted, LOVe LINKs section of Intimateoutings!

Superb Bruh... Simply outstanding!

I'm still (LMBAO) You are one crazy Dude! :0)

12kyle said...

@ Brad
Mom was the queen of your house

McCain has those lil arms like Bushwick Bill

The Giants will be in the mix. Stay tuned for the NFL Preview coming soon on the 12th Planet

@ Rich
U r gonna be first one day. LOL

I'll check that out. I'm down for a good rental.

@ laughing808
I'm gonna see it in a few weeks

@ Queen
You know I'ma mess! haaaaa

@ mlinz
I am a superior athlete. You know that.

"Women and men both want to be both understood and listened to." True. But there are some women who talk too much. LOL. And that's hard to listen to and to understand

No benefit for the ATL bloggers. Well...maybe I'll pay for your trip on the train for the ride downtown.

I think I'm going to the Clemson game.

@ Eb the Celeb
beat it


"COWBOYS ALL DAY BABY!!!" Can Tony Romo win a playoff game?

"AGGIES ALL DAY BABY!!!!" Can they win one game?

@ L
McCain looks like a stroke is "right around the corner from him"

I was hoping to say that you kicked a lotta ass in school. LOL

"Do you really think men wanna be heard? I just think they wanna be left alone until it's time to get some food or some ass." Hmmmm...there might be some truth to that. lmao!!!

12kyle said...

@ Beautifully.Conjured.Up
I remember that. The Game is a fraud too. He can rap. But I don't buy into all of that gang stuff

I try to get a power nap in each day

"Sending resumes as we speak." Me too!!! Me too!!!

LOL @ shrimp and grits!

You play??? Say word! We need to play together. My game is horrible. LOL

@ kandi black
You remember Snuka? LOL. That dude had the biggest calves in the world!!!

I think she's really cute. If you compare her to the rest of the chicks in the WNBA, she's a stunna

If I get that band started...I'm definitely bringing you on to play that guitar.

@ Torrance
She betta get used to it! LOL

@ Shellyshell
LMAO @ stealing from the bodega

I had to Google her to figure out who she was. LOL. I've heard Jennifer's name before but i didn't know who she was.

I wanna learn how to play the piano

22 minute power naps? LOL. I hear you!

Sounds like they did the same thing to you that they did to me. An oil change turns into something else!

No spending money. LOL!!! I'm cheap. Haaaa

I think it's cool to see women on the golf course. And a golf course is a good place to meet a man (for you single ladies...hint hint)

@ OD
The seat will remain up! LOL

I loved Sophia. She cracked me up.

"Men just wanna be heard??? Word...they talk?" LOL!! *evil side eye*

@ karrie b
Yes. Died in her sleep.

@ Poca
I know that the Heath Ledger dude died shortly after the movie...but I dunno who he is either. LOL

12kyle said...

@ ms. uncensored
I could care less about what Rick Ross does. I feel you

I hope you and your love make it. Make it today. Make it tomorrow. And each day after that

I wanna see Hancock

@ Smarty Jones
I'ma tell you what I told Mrs12..."look before you sit"

LMAO @ John McCain shrinking

I hear you but I just can't get into the WNBA. One of my good friends works for the Atlanta Dream. She's given me tickets but I can't go to the game. LOL. Just can't do it. I don't think you have to be a lesbian to enjoy the WNBA. I just can't watch.

Shelden is very different looking! LOL

"Kyle and other fellas, women are no where near as shallow as you all are when it comes to choosing a mate. We don't have to have a "dime piece" if he's a good man and treats us right." I dunno about that. I know three good men who aren't shallow. I'll give you their numbers. Their divorces are almost final. Real talk

@ Stew
The WNBA is good b-ball. I just can't watch it.

Golf is expensive. I'm not playing as much as I used to b/c of those reasons.

@ pink
Gotta look before you sit. LOL

I'd be the guy who'd have a front row seat for that fight. Perfect view. LOL

You change your own oil and breaks??? Word! *internet dap*

LMAO!!! Ok. I got you on the hotel. LOL

@ Swag
I feel you. It's right around the corner. We're gonna see what dem Cowboys are gonna do? The first time that I picked Dallas to win...they choked. LOL. We'll see. They'll be in the mix. Belee dat!

@ Kay C, The Quiet Storm
Blanche Deveraux was real cool, too. They don't make shows like that no more.

I heard that Ledger REALLY did a good job as the joker. I gotta see this one.

Thumbs up from you on this movie? Gotcha!

@ Tony OH
Preciate it, bruh!

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

LOL!! I send resumes on company time almost DAILY!!!

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

One more thing...I'm with you on the movie scene. I haven't seen Hancock, Batman, Iron Man, The Hulk or any other popular movie. I just saw The Departed this weekend!! LOL!!

TravelDiva said...

LOL on Rick Ross. That is a riot.

I DO remember Superfly--he was Samoan right--used to be a high flyer. LOL.

LOL--Kyle you're more behind in movies than me!!!

The Flyyest said...

Forgive me...but I don't know who the hell Jennifer Aniston is. Is she somebody important?

UMMMM RACHEL FROM FRIENDS..HHHEEELLLLOOOO!!! and she had brad pitt first!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!

yes since i cant stay at yo house i better get the top notch hotel....im talkin PENTHOUSE!!!!!!!!! lmao

um yeah i aint seen none of them movies either

12kyle said...

@ BGG
LMAO @ U!!! I feel you. That new job is RIGHT around the corner

12kyle said...

@ TravelDiva
Yes! He was the high flyin Samoan!! Well...he really was prolly from Cleveland. LOL

Yeah. I'm behind on the movies.

@ Flyyest
I've never seen an episode of Friends. LOL!!

Got you the top floor suite at the Ritz-Carlton! LOL

Mizrepresent said...

I so love your off the dome posts, lol.


Yeah - i missed Batman too, but i hope to see it soon.

Yep, we want to be understood, at least most of the time, but there are times you will never understand.

I listen.

That fight was ugly...wish i could have seen it though.

Man, i just love naps. Period.

Blog for you! That's my motto!

The only problem with that toilet seat being up is when you are sleepy as hell and wander into the bathroom, sit down and fall your ass in...okay well, maybe nobody else has a big bowl or small ass but me.

The F$%K it List said...

Putting on my carpal tunnel syndrome wrist protector

I've come to the conclusion that in a house with 4 males and one female...my wife is gonna have to get used to the "toilet seat being left up". And there's no need to ask me if I left the toilet seat up b/c I'm just gonna blame it on one of the boys. haaaa

*I swear on all that is Holy if the men in this house leave the seat up heads will fly*

Blog for you. Nobody else. Be glad that there are other bloggers who read and comment. Be glad that you have lurkers.
*I blog for me and I'm glad that you all come for the ride*

They say that rapper Rick Ross has been "discovered" to have previously been employed as a correctional officer and now people are questioning his "street cred". Huh? You mean people actually believed his tales as a "drug lord" LOL. C'mon folks
*Rick Ross wasn't a drug dealer, damn I thought he was*

Rappers are about as real as wrestlers. Don't believe the hype.
*TRUE TRUE*

Speaking of wrestlers...anybody remember Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka?
*Ah wrestling this was my favorite when I was a kid, and then my 8th grade teacher ruined it for me*

Forgive me...but I don't know who the hell Jennifer Aniston is. Is she somebody important?
*Ah leave Jennifer alone*

Has anybody noticed how short John McCain's arms are??? Man! He's got arms the length of a 5 year olds arm. Not a good look for a 60 year old man
*They are weird and he is a white pasty face*

RIP Sophia from the Golden Girls.
*Ah Sophia you will be missed*

I wanna learn how to play the drums
*too noisy, I want to learn to play the piano*

Last night, there was a fight in a WNBA game!! Wow! The ratings will probably now go from 50 people watching to 57 people
*Yeah don't care*

Speaking of fighting, when I was in middle school I always made sure that i had a front row seat when girls fought each other. I wanted to see a breast pop out!!! And it usually did! Haaaa
*you were really a freaky little boy*

Speaking of Candice Parker, how did she end up with Shelden Williams?? They are engaged. Ugh! She is a premier star in the WNBA and he plays in the NBA. He sucks. If it sounds like I'm hatin'...I am. She should be with me if i wasn't married. We might look a little strange in public b/c she's 6-5 and I'm 5-7...but we'd have some beautiful athletic kids.
*Love knows no boundaries*

Do dogs really hate cats?
Yes they do and cats hate them right back.


I love 15-30 minute power naps
30 minutes id day does a body good.

Do you ever sit at work and send resumes on company time?
Nah, I wait until I get home. The SEC auditor is no joke.

I went to get the oil changed for my car as well as brakes. The auto dude found 10 other things that was wrong with the car! That's a hustle. It's almost like going to the doctors office for a checkup. The doctor is looking to see if you have an inner ear infection...and the next thing you know...you've been diagnosed with high blood pressure, asthma, and ADD

*CROOKS all of them.*

Dad said that I was a better baseball player than I was a football player. That's scary b/c I was a damn good football player.
*Ok nice of dad to share that now*

Women just wanna be understood
*I don't want men to understand me just do what I say and its all good*

Men just wanna be heard...but you gotta listen, too. Don't just hear us...listen to us, too
*I listen but you better just do what I say* LOL
T
he post the other day about duos really showed me how hungry some of you were. LOL
* You are silly*

For some people, at the age of 25 sex is more important than the conversations that they have with their mates. At the age of 55, the conversation is more important than the sex.
*True indeed*

Sage Steele...Sage Steele...Sage Steele *who is this??*

If I hit this lottery...I'ma fly all of y'all to Atlanta for a blogger's party.
*HOLLA, fly me down there either way i need a vacation*

No, you can't stay at my house...so don't ask. lmao!!!
*RUDE*

Luther Vandross could sing his face off!!!
*MISS YA Luther*

I need to work on my golf game! Anybody else plays golf????? Lemme know.
*I play and I'm pretty good*

Enjoy the journey to trying to find love.
* I love the journey even the bumps*

Football is round tha corner!!! Are you ready?
*Crickets*

Maybe I was the only person who didn't see Batman last weekend? Then again...I haven't seen Iron Man, Hulk, or Hancock
*I was suppose to see it but then I had to work ( I couldn't even call in sick) DAMN I'm seeing it on Saturday

12kyle said...

@ Miz
"Yep, we want to be understood, at least most of the time, but there are times you will never understand." Trust me...I know! LOL

Haaaa! You gotta look before you sit down

@ The F$%K it List
Lmao @ flying heads

Shame on your teacher!

John McShame looks like a low budget Elmer Fudd

Yep! Freaky lil boy who grew up to be a freaky young man. Haaaa

Haaaaa! The SEC auditor

"I listen but you better just do what I say. LOL" You are sooo wrong

Sage Steele works for ESPN

No football?

The F$%K it List said...

No football, all I know is flag on the field. So the Mr won't explain it to me because I am always screaming Flag on the field, hahah

Surprisingly my younger sister is really into football and so is my mom. And I was born on Super bowl sunday. Oh well

Charece said...

Street cred or no street cred people r still gonna dance to his music for the simple fact that he talks funny...that's really all you need these days to be in the "music" industry. Look at T-Pain, Akon, Lil Wayne, The Ying Yang Twins, and every other "artist" out there that sound like they have ear, nose, and throat issues.

Yup that's pretty much what we have to look forward to hearing for the next couple of years. Hip-Hop has definately lost it's way.

Kieya said...

luther couldn't sing....he SANG lol

i try to do 15 mins naps...and they turn into 3 hrs

man, that was a serious fight!