Beef is not what Jay said to Nas
Beef is when workin' niggas can't find jobs
So they tryna find niggas to rob
Tryna find bigger guns so they can finish the job
Beef is when the crack kids can't find moms
Cause they end up inna PINE box or locked behind bars
Beef ain't the Summer Jam for Hot 97
Beef is the cocaine and AIDS epidemic
Beef don't come with a radio edit
Beef is when the judge is callin' you "defendant"
Beef, it comes with a long jail sentence
Handed down to you in a few short minutes
Beef is when your girl come through for a visit
Talkin' bout "I'm pregnant by some other nigga"
Beef is high blood pressure and bad credit
Need a loan for your home and you're too broke to get it
And all your little kids is doin is gettin' bigger
You tryin not to raise 'em around these wild niggas
Beef is when a gold digger got ya seat and a
A manicured hand out like "pay me nigga"
Or I'm tellin' your wife
Or startin' up some foul rumor that'll ruin your life
Beef is when a gangster ain't doin it right
Another gangster then decided what to do with his life
Beef is not what these famous niggas do on the mic
Beef is what George Bush would do in a fight
Yeah, beef is not what Ja said to 50
Beef is more than Irv not bein here with me
When a soldier ends his life with his own gun
Beef is tryin' to figure out what to tell his son
Beef is oil prices and geopolitics
Beef is Iraq, the West Bank, and Gaza Strip
Some beef is big and some beef is small
But what y'all call beef is not beef at all
Beef is real life happenin' everyday
And it's realer than them songs that you get at Kay Slay
This has been a Black Star PSA
From Mos Def, Pretty Flocko, black Dante
And the Black Star embassy, B to the K
Mos Def (What's Beef?)
Have you ever left home and realized that you left your cell phone behind and you turned around JUST to get it despite the fact that you were running late?
If you use the bathroom, please wash your hands!
Do women really piss when they take a shower? I gotta know! Lol
What happened to the person who was voted "most likely to succeed" in your high school graduating class? The dude who we voted graduated from West Point.
They should've voted for me.
I found some old high school pics of myself. If I can figure out how to post em...I'll give y'all a good laugh
Not to harp on this point...buuuuut...um...I wonder how many votes I got for "most likely to succeed". Haaaaa
If a woman asks a man out on a date, then she SHOULD pay for it! And vice versa.
Remember my boy Pat that I told y'all about a few weeks ago. Remember...the dude who doesn't have a job but travels at the expense of these chicks...well...he emailed me earlier. This dude is out of the country...AGAIN!
If anybody wants to send me on a trip out of the country, you can hollatchaboi! I won't be offended! Lol
My real name is Kyle...just in case you were wondering. My mom got the name from a white classmate that she had in college. I never met anybody black named Kyle until I got to college. There was a brutha AND a sistah named Kyle
Zoe Saldana (sorry e)
Ten years from now we'll clown T Pain the same way that we do Vanilla Ice
There's a rash of crimes where these dudes are breaking in stores and stealing $300 jeans. Maybe I'm cheap but who buys jeans that cost $300.
What's the most that you ever spent on a pair of jeans? I think that I MIGHT have spent $50 on some Phat Farm jeans a year ago.
Erectile dysfunction commercials make me laugh.
Mrs12 always talks about how cute Anderson Cooper (CNN) is. Too bad he don't like women.
Hurricane season is upon us.
Keep ya head up Mike Vick. I know that you're reading this.
Dubya is going to the Olympics. *crickets*
It's time for the Yankees to make their move.
Alex Rodriguez is messin with Madonna? Say it aint so. C'mon ARod...she's been around the block!
The rumor is that ARod's wife has now moved in with Lenny Kravitz. WTH???
Does a dude who makes 20 million a year like ARod eat at McDonald's at least 2 times a week like me?
Gabrielle Union...Gabrielle Union...Gabrielle Union
Ever seen a small tv...that sits atop a big, floor model tv?
Mashed potatoes and gravy
I've reverted back to watchin' season # 1 of The Wire
Brett Favre...sit down. Pleeeeease!
I wish I could speak Spanish
Kickin it with the crew...it doesn't get
any betta than that!