Between the greenhouse gases and earth spinnin off its axis Got mother nature doin back flips The natural disasters It's like 80 degrees in Alaska You in trouble if you not an Onasis It ain't hard to tell that the conditions is drastic Just turn on the telly check for the news flashin How you want it bagged, paper or plastic? Lost in translation or just lost in traffic? Yo I don't wanna floss I done lost my passion And I ant trying to climb, Yo I lost my traction They makin' me break, my contents under pressure Do not shake, I'm workin while the boss relaxin Here come Mr. tax man, he leavin a fraction, give me back some Matter fact next pay check it's like that son I'll fuck around and have to hurt a few men They probably chalk it up as a disturbing new trend, Hello Black Thought (Rising Down)
i'm convinced that they put crack in Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
Beyonce and Jay Z's marriage can last. I'm convinced of that. Can't say the same for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. C'mon Nick! She was just "in love" with Eminem like a year ago.
Obama in ' 08, sukkkaz
I had a brutha send me an email the other day that said "he didn't think that Bush wasn't racist b/c he's always has surrounded himself with blacks like Condi Rice and Colin Powell. He even had a black pastor perform the wedding ceremony for his daughter's wedding this past weekend." My response..."if he had blacks serving the food does that make him less of a racist, too" I'm not impressed by a black pastor. What would he have said if his daughter brought home a BLACK MAN??? Hmmmm
Why do you need ID to get ID?
Have you ever purchased alcohol and they asked for your drivers license and you felt young?
I understand that it's a law and you have to wear a seatbelt but I'm not hurting any other pedestrians or drivers by not wearing my seatbelt.
I was in church on Sunday and I caught the usher looking at a woman's azz. LMAO!! I had to chuckle b/c he just couldn't help it. Kinda forgot where he was for a second. haaaa
speaking of church, i love my church but i'm getting tired of sitting in traffic in the parking lot for 30 mins AFTER church.
Remember when DMX was THAT dude in hip hop?
Jury selection just began for the RKelly trial. I've got $20 that says that this trial never makes it before a "jury of his peers".
Wesley Snipes got 3 years for not paying Uncle Sam. Mike Vick got 2 years for fighting lil Sparky. How much could Kells get for peeing on a little girl? I hope the bastaahd gets 25 years but it won't happen.
I love black people
I cooked breakfast AND dinner for Mother's Day for Mrs12. Can I get some luv for dat? LMAO!
There are a LOTTA jobs out here...not enough careers, tho. Look around your place of employment and tell me if you can find 3 people who've been there longer than 8 yrs. And that doesn't include Mr. Joe who is the janitor.
I may be the only black man who you know who DOESN'T like watermelons.
Is there anybody out there who can play the piano? I need lessons...
Gas is $3.69 and milk is $4.00!! WTF?? Somebody is making major money...and it ain't us!
I probably should sleep more than I do.
"I have girlfriend...she's just lives outta town." If you ever hear a dude say that...watch out!
I still don't understand why any man would wanna be gay in this city. Wayyyy too many sistas.
Mannn, I was in a stare down with my 17 month old son, Brandon...and I lost! WTF! That's not 'sposed to happen.
"Where are you?" That's a funny question to me.
I love blogging.
Let's go Hawks.
First Hilary Clinton...then Monica Lewinsky. Damn Bill...those are some raggedy lookin women.
The Pew View (i know who u iz...i think) but you are too funny. Sometimes we need some old age and wisdom in this blog world.
I'm gonna get a tattoo. Any suggestions?
Is it just me or Angela Bassett a classy dimepiece. I dunno how old she is but she is still a stunna. Just living proof that sistas age gracefully.
Anybody betta than Jill Scott when it comes to a live show?