Friday, May 30, 2008

1st time

Growing up, I was a good kid. A damn good kid. Never gave my parents any problems. I got good grades and was very popular. As I grew, I did some dumb shit. Not because I'm not intelligent. Just did dumb shit b/c that's what guys do. Like the time that I fired a loaded gun in the house. Then had the NERVE to try to LIE about it when everybody was in tha house with me when i blew a hole in the wall. But I had some great times. It was a great childhood. I wouldn't change a thing about it.

As my sons' grow, I hope they'll be able to look back and have even better memories than me. I accomplished alot. I hope that they do the same.

As they say...there's a first time for everything. Here a couple of firsts...

First steps... 9 months old

First words..."da da" said to my mom

First kiss...age of 7 (yeah...i was a lil fresh youngin)

First crush...who? My "girlfriend" at the age of 7. Her name was Janice

First sex...age? 15 (still fresh)

First love...high school sweetheart...lasted for 3 years

First job...selling vacuum cleaners for Kirby

First friend (non family)...JFresh

First car...Nissan Sentra

First song...ABC's ( i think that's EVERYBODY'S first song)

Those are some of mine...

Whut's yours???

hollatchaboi


36 comments:

The Flyyest said...

I jus wanted to say...IM FIRST!!!! Hahahhahah.....

Ill come back wit all my other first...im finna go to bed....goodnight!!!!

(How do u think of these damn posts...lmao)

Darius T. Williams said...

U sound like u were a damn handful when u were growing up. As for me...my first job was actually doing graphic design for a church...lol. No lie!

The Jaded NYer said...

why you alsways in my damn bizniz?

now you know... I've done way too many bad things to my brain cells, and the one I have left is used to remember my name and where I live. That's all I got LMAO!

I think my first job was at a day camp as a counselor to some badass kids, and my first time was in college. Crush? don't recall, but first best friend was Teresa in the first grade. There, how's that??

The Pew View said...

Baby you know I ain't one to take offense easy considering I'm low to the planet but me and Mabel den noticed that you be on otha folks post hollabackathem but you aint been ova to say hello to me and Mabel yet. Baby did yo wife say you couldn't come visit us sexy seasoned saints. Tell ha I just be playin when I flirt with you. I ain't neva messed with no married man but about 10 times. You come and see us and leave a comment for the first time. We sho wood love to see yo face round them parts. Take care now.

Signed
Ruthie Ann

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs said...

Hey Brother!...does selling pop bottles count as a first job?....my first kiss was 5th grade and I was grossed out about him sticking his tongue in my mouth....my first love's name was Cat hence where Kitten began (I know corny but they called us Cat n Kitten at school)......ok I can't even think cause I need to go pack for my retreat! Love yall....everyone have a good weekend.....peace & blessings

Kieya said...

don't know when my first steps were or first words...first kiss was in the 2nd grade...how old is that? lol. First crush, 1st grade..my next door neighbor who was in my class. first job, secretary/phone receptionist/teacher's aid at a community center. first car...tbd

12kyle said...

@ Flyyest
LOL!!! U silly. Where do I come up with this stuff? Good question. Sometimes its stuff that I think about during the day. I didn't think about this until I sat down in front of the computer

@ Darius
Graphic design for a church? Wooow! Dayyyum! That's whussup!

@ Jaded NYer
Look at you being uncooperative. LoL. Do you still keep in touch with Teresa

@ The Pew View
I just posted over there. Y'all off the chain. Preciate the luv

@ Keisha the Kitten
Cat and Kitten. Awwwww. Aint that sweet! Have a good weekend

@ Kieya
First kiss in the 2nd grade. That would've made u about 7. Wow! You were a fresh lil thang! Haaaa

Queen of My Castle said...

Awwwww, this is too cute. I'm really starting to dig your Friday posts.

First crush: Marlon Gallien in 6th grade

First Kiss: 9th grade

First car: Nissan Altima

First job: Sales associate @ JCPenney

First time "doing it": Senior year of high school

First love: The now ex-hubby (also the winner of my virginity. go figure! LOL)

First time blogging: July 2007

The Jaded NYer said...

@12kyle- hell naw! Me n that b*tch fell out in the 7th grade... I was all ready to squash it, and then I saw her a few years later and she gave me the side eye, so I was like "f*ck you too!!"

yeah, we don't speak no more LMAO!!

karrie b. said...

ughhh i missed u big bro!! just wanted to say that...

-kb

DreamCop08 said...

First kiss...at the tender age of 12

First crush...who? This guy in my neighborhood name Lucas, ohhh he was this pretty midnight black.

First sex...age? 16, my ex

First love...my ex lord, lasted 7 yrs

First job...Credit Bureau of Baton Rouge-had to call people to pay their debt

First friend (non family)...Desiree


First car...Hyuandaii Accent

First song...umhhhhhhh?????

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

First steps... Don't know...never asked my mom

First words...Shoe!

First kiss...12

First crush...who? A boy named Donald in my kindergarten class.

First love...in high school

First job...I think at Fannie May Chocolates

First friend (non family)...Correy

First car...Never had one

First song...ABC's ( i think that's EVERYBODY'S first song) - I guess mine probably was too! LOL

Enjoy your weekend!

Opinionated Diva said...

I can't believe you fired a loaded gun in the house with everyone home and then tried to lie! LOL!!!

First Steps...I'm told I was walking @ 7 months and running @ 9 months. My mom said I had the shortest strongest legs...she just knew I was going to be some kind of olympic star.

First crush...First grade. His name was Richard. I was such a bully to him though! lol

First apt...I was 19 or 20. It was a dump. Freezing in the winter...a sauna in the summer. Noisy neighbors always fighting downstairs. I moved out in six months.

First job...office assistant for my neighbors trucking company. I was 13 or 14.

PrettyBlack said...

Like this post:

1st kiss 7th grade Dontrell mayfield (I've hated kissing ever since)

1st Sex with my now hubby 18

First fight got beat up by the two white boys elementary school.

I have more but my babygirl is calling me I'll be back.

Eb the Celeb said...

My memory is really bad... and some of this stuff your mama has to constantly tell you on holidays and family reunions anyway... and I dont have that type of mom so I'm just gon say the ones I remember



But might I say dang you was getting that "trim" young... kissing at 7... crushing at 7...

i guess it didnt matter since you stayed the same height...LOL

had to get cha had to get cha... OK... i'm done with the short jokes... that will be my last... had to get you for almost talking bout my cowboys though over at prettyblack spot...

anywho... here goes my list:


First crush...who? daniel... he sang never shoulda let you go by hi-five at a talent show and I fell in love... we were 13 (if I had one before that I cant remember it)

First sex...age? a month before I turned 17... had this stupid notion that you had to lose it when you were 16 and gave it to someone who wasnt even worthy... til this day still wish I could take that back

First love...jonathon... last about 6 months when I was 15

First job...receptionist at an architectural firm... got it threw a good grades pay program they do at age 15.. you get good grades in school and you get a good summer job.

First friend (non family)...Colleen... damn you bringing back memories with this one...funny how in elementary school all the kids played with each other, black white asian, it didnt matter as long as you werent the stinky kid... then middle school and high school come around and all the white people sit on one side of the lunchroom and the black people sit on the other side.

First car...Toyota Tercel... dont remind me...lol I thought I was doing it with that little thing though. You couldnt tell me nothing... messed around and put some speakers in that badboy and a CD player...it was white so I lived at the car wash making sure it was gleaming... LOL

First song...I'm gonna go with the first song that I remember playing over and over again until I made my mother sick and that was Rocking Robin by the Jackson 5. I used to love that song when I was little.

ShellyShell said...

First steps- 9 mos

First surgery - 8 mos

First broken bone -8 years

First Crush - Joey Sinascarso, 7

First Kiss- 11(6th grade)Barry Gayton.. does it count that I didn't know he was going to shove his tongue in my mouth!!!

First real Kiss- 12 years

First time "doing the deed" 15 3/4

First Friend - Terri Wilson

First time I beat ass-- 7 years old when I had to pop the piss out of Chris Weller with my Incredible Hulk lunchpale!!

First Car- Ford Escort(raggidy ass piece of shyt)

First time trying Mary Jane- 15

First time "really" enjoying Mary Jane- 21!!

First Love- Chris MacMurray- 17

Ok this is enough...If I give any more I may incriminate myself!!! Great Post...Have a Good Weekend!

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

folk, what about first time: coming to tyhe dog store, tonight at 7 free wine thaT SHOULD get ya lol

The Flyyest said...

First steps... 10 months old

First words... i really dont know that one

First kiss...i was 13...yeah im a late kisser

First crush...my friends cousin Cedric...i call him my cousin now...lol
First sex...age? 15

First love...high school Shaitan,we still keep in touch

First job...burger king....i got one check and bounced..lol

First friend (non family)...Veronica

First car...mazda protege

First song...ABC's...i gotta agree with you there!!!


FYI: i used to work for kirby last year....i didnt sell tho...i use to knock doors....i loved it but hated it at the same time...LMAO

12kyle said...

@ Queen
Glad that you are diggin the Friday posts.

Waiting until the senior year to do it, huh? I hear you. Are you tryna tell us that you were a good girl? LoL

@ Jaded NYer
Y'all fell out in the 7th grade? LMAO!!!

@ karrie b
Glad that you're back lil sis. Looking forward to seeing the pics from Cancun

@ Dreamcop08
Lucas was pretty midnight black! Classic! Haaaa

You had an Accent? Lemme guess...the transmission went out, right.

@ BGG
Shoe was your first word? That's interesting.

Gotta get u a whip, BGG. Wait a minute...gas is $2 million...u might wanna hold off on that car. LoL

@ OD
Yeah. My aunt was cleaning her gun the night b4 and she left it out. Me and my cousin Eric were playing with it. He took the clip out and told me that it wasn't loaded. Didn't tell me about that 1 in the chamber. I pulled the trigger. POW!!!! Mannnn, we tried to lie and say that it "went off" by itself. LOL. Just plain dumb. We stuck to that lie for a few hrs before I caved in and admitted it.

You used to bully the dude that you liked? Haaaa. I did the same thing, too.

@ prettyblack
Awwww. First time with Mr. Prettyblack. Aint that cute.

@ Eb the Celeb
*crickets*

LMAO @ Toyota Tercel with a "boomin system"

@ ShellyShell
Surgery @ 8 months? Wow!

I'ma step out on a limb and say that Joey was a white dude

Haaaaaa! You hit that "gunjah" at 15.

@ Torrance
I'ma try to make that, bruh. Gotta get the grandparents to watch the lil man

@ Flyyest
Still keep in touch with the first love??? Hmmmmmmm. Lol

BK...have it your way. Haaaaa

I lasted at Kirby for 2 weeks and broke the hell out.

Mizrepresent said...

First steps - can't remember, old age is setting, lol.

First words - see above.

First kiss - 3rd grade, 9 years old. Tony Bell.
(yo azz was fast!)

First crush - Tony Bell

First sex - 17 yrs old...my first love TD.

First love - see above.

First job - real job, McDonalds.

First friend (non-family) - Shelia

First car - Toyota Corona, bright yellow.

First song - yeah, i'm gonna go with the ABC's too, heck that is what they taught.

Added bonus -

First time i dealt with racism - staying with a white family in S.Bend for a Christian conference and someone calling me Nigga.

First time having oral sex - with an older man, Billy, ATL, Braves player...OOOHWHEEE!

12kyle said...

@ Miz
Billy who? I don't rememba no Braves named Billy. LMAO!!!

CapCity said...

i think everybody's FIRST song is: Happy Birthday to U!!

Glad that gun incident wasn't fatal - whew! that gave me the willies just thinkin' 'bout it, 12k!

first car - VW bug paid for with MY OWN $400 bones! LOL! she got me to some great parties all thru college!

Anonymous said...

And yet you call E Ham your friend. Friends don't let friends play with guns. Oh my gosh just think you could have hit someone important (like Debo) or someone less important like KD.

ShellyShell said...

Hahahha! You're right...Joey Sinascarsco was a white dude that lived around the corner from me. Matter a fact he kissed me on my cheek when we were 7! I grew up in upstate NY I was the only black person in my damn class! I had to think the white kids were cute! LOL

Kieya said...

LOL no i wasnt!

DreamCop08 said...

LMAO at you,too silly.

Mizrepresent said...

@12kyle - lmao! Well, that's what he told me....SHUDUPPPPP!

btw - you was a little bad azz too!lol!

12kyle said...

@ CapCity
It was very scary when I think about what could have happened. Looking back on it now...i can really laugh

Where did you go to college?

@ mlinz
*crickets*

@ shellyshell
That's funny. Mannn, i couldn't imagine being the only brutha in my class. If i were, i'd prolly still have jungle fever. haaaaa

@ kieya
yes you were! lol

@ dreamcop08
thanks!! lol

@ Miz
he might have told you a lie. lol!!!

was a badass?? shit...i still am! LOL

The F$%K it List said...

Unlike when 12K steps into the F$%K it List's home (*evil side eye) I'm playing by the rules. (sucking my damn teeth.

First steps... 8 months old

First words..."Gucci" haha just kidding I don't know

First kiss...12

First crush...who? Real, my next door neighbor Ladwaune. Fake: Big Daddy Kane

First sex...age? 18

First love...high school sweetheart...still together and happy

First job...nursing home, did nothing.

First friend Tyshelle and Sholanda

First car...Taurus

First song...Prince "Adore"

FlyyGurl said...

1st kiss?Age 14
lost my virginity?senior yr in hs
1st car? green honda civic
uh,that's all i can think of right now....

12kyle said...

@ The F$%K it List
Huh? I always play by the rules. LoL

Crush on Big Daddy Kane! Haaa. I hear you. Kane was very popular with the ladies back in the day

Adore was a great song

@ FlyyGurl
Welcome to the 12th Planet. Make sure that you come back. We have a good time over here. We're here everyday like the school bully.

First kiss at 14. Late bloomer, huh? LOL. Or maybe you were on time and we were too fast. Haaaa

A Go Bytch said...

I'll need my mom on speed dial for some of these questions 12th


First steps... don't know but I've been doing it for a long time and have seem to grasped the left right left right concept of the whole walking thing

First words...Should have been CREDIT but I dont know.
First kiss...7th grade..what's that 12?)

First crush...who? This guy William Watson..1st grade.
First sex...age? 17

First love...Eric Coleman...still in touch with the fella

First job...Oh God 16 yrs old at Chic-fil-a

First friend (non family)...Crystal

First car...96 Ford Contour

First song...no telling with me!

Night-Night

12kyle said...

@ A Go Bytch
Welcome to the 12th Planet. Make sure that you come back. We have a good time over here. We're here everyday like a good crackhead

LOL @ your assement of you walking.

The F$%K it List said...

Uhm yeah no you don't. I specifically said on my blog you have to follow the bad with something good. Trying to fix my Karma. And you just say one bad thing. So now I'm all screwed with the universe.HA

L. Renee' said...

I don't remember my first word but I started singing when I was 2.
I won my first talent show when I was 6.
I was a late bloomer..first kiss sweet 16.
First time-prom night 18.
First job- Teaching Pre-K
First car- Toyota Tercel..No radio LOL
I use to play my tape deck in the back seat. HILARIOUS!
First crush-4th grade
Ahmed Johnson. LOL
Isn't it funny how you use to say a person's first and last name in elementary school.
First and last true love- 27 years old. My husband of 7 years.

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