Friday, March 28, 2008
Off tha Dome
Just random thoughts...
C'mon Hilary. If you're gonna tell a lie. The least that you can do is
tell a good lie. You were under fire? Really? I've never been shot at but if ever were...I think I'd remember it
Dude on tv said that "it appears that we're headed for a recession." I've got news for you homeboy...we're IN a recession right
The former governor of NY sure was dumb. He paid 5000 grand for some P? I guess he never heard the saying that "the P is free but the drugs cost money."
The new governor of NY has put all of his business on the table. "Yeah, I did coke, weed, and I cheated on my ole lady. Now whut, punk?" LOL
Kwame Kilpatrick...damn playboy! You're gonna have to string up those gators even tighter to fight THIS battle.
Chelsea Clinton please go home. You're not built to handle the media. You know damn well that yo daddy hasn't even kissed yo momma in years. He still got Monica on speed dial.
Tavis Smiley...your disdain for Obama is unreal. After hearing you talk about the man, I thought that YOU were gonna call HIM the N-word. Wow! Wake up, son.
Do prisoners really enjoy that work release thing where they have to pick up trash along the road?
Would it be inappropriate if I dumped my trash on purpose to make them pick it up?
The next time that you're on the phone with a friend or a relative...ask them "hey...why are you breathing so hard?" I guarantee that you'll laugh at their response.
Why are there SOOOOO many single sistas out there?
Why are some of those sistas the pickiest women who you'd ever wanna meet?
Please don't buy a 70k car before you buy a house.
Women's clothes (blue jeans, shoes) are soooo damn expensive...but they look nice
Word on the street is that Reggie Bush has knocked up Kim Kardashian. Say it ain't so Reg? You can't be that dumb...or maybe you are.
Superhead is getting her own reality show. **crickets**
Why would a parent spend $200 on some jeans for a kid but they kid doesn't own a suit?
I look fly in a suit and tie.
Crack is wack
I miss The Wire.
I never understood the whole delegates and electoral college thing until THIS YEAR
If you're single and are looking for a man...go to a bookstore
If you're single and are looking for a woman...go to a mall.
I've never had a manicure before but I'm thinking about it.
There's nothing wrong with a dude going to the spa.
If you're single and are looking for a man...go to the gym
If you're single and are looking for a woman...go to a church.
Sanaa Lathan is fly. I love she. (yes I said she)
The Boondocks are the shyt! Just saw the last ep. Now I have to wait another year.
What is better than graduating from an HBCU?
Only a few more months of this Bushit
4000 unnecessary deaths in Iraq (*sigh*). Pray for em y'all
I have a first cousin who is 38. She's in Iraq. And she has 8 kids!!! Why would you send a mother of 8 kids to Iraq?
Why does my cousin have 8 kids? This aint the 40s
The death toll in Iraq is higher than 4000. Beleee dat!
People wanna see D'Angelo and Lauryn Hill comeback. I don't have one friend who doesn't have The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
TI only got a year in prison. Whew! He was facing 25. He may wanna get some steroids or something b/c he's a frail dude. He's gonna need to be strong to keep dudes from trying him in the joint
I saw Aretha Franklin on tv the other day...dayyyyyyum!!!
My ncaa brackets suck.
What we do without our mothers?
I forgot that Mothers Day is around the corner. I need to put that order of flowers in RIGHT NOW before I forget
Isn't it cool when you find an old friend that you haven't talked to in years?
I still love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Somebody reading this right now has a crush on ole 12kyle aka the chocolate boy wonder. It's cool. I see you. Blog crushes are cool
I love black people.
Have you ever seen Craig Mack and Busta Rhymes in the same place at the same time?
Bin Laden runs a bodega in Brooklyn. My cousin SAW him in there. Just in case the gov't was wondering.
I hate pollen
Why is the weather nice all week and then it rains on the weekend? That's not cool. Shouldn't there be a law against that? LOL
Biggie is better than 2Pac. Yeah...I said it.
If you have a co-worker that you don't like, leave them a glass of water on their desk. It'll freak em out.
Today...ask somebody that you know this question... "Have you ever been beat up before?" If they pause before answering the question...they probably have been beaten up before. LMAO!! Do it. You'll get a kick out of it.