Wednesday, October 22, 2008

off tha dome

random thoughts...

C'mon Larry Johnson. I don't care what don't spit on anybody (especially a woman). You've got pending cases about domestic abuse toward women. Wonder what the NFL is gonna say about that?

Speaking of the NFL, I wonder if they want to hear that one of its stars is smackin' women. Do you get a stiffer penalty for fighting dogs or smackin' women?

Speaking of domestic abuse, Don Cornelius (Soul Train) smacked up a woman over the weekend. He's 73. Why is he smackin a woman?

Usher is going through a separation. Good! I dunno what he saw in that "man" any way. LoL

I think I'm gonna vote early. I just don't want no bs.

I really wish Granny was around to see Obama win this election. She'd be proud.

Ask an elderly person what they think about Obama and I'm sure they'll smile with pride

BET Hip Hop Awards will be on tv...I'll pass

I'm kinda nervous about this new Jay Z cd. Might be time for Jigga to let it go.

Eva Mendes...Eva Mendes...Eva Mendes

Have you ever had a part of your body that hurts when it gets cold?

My pinky is hurting now. And it's Rezidl's fault! He dislocated it when we were in college. Thanks a lot bruh,

Nuffin worse than seeing a dude with chewing tobacco in his mouth.

Nuffin worse than seeing a chick who smokes cigarettes. Complete turnoff.

Have you ever gone to a store and been overwhelmed with merchandise in there? I'm like that at Home Depot sometimes

Everytime I drive past the gas station, the price changes. It keeps going down. I should be happy...but I feel pimped

Why does ESPN air the World Series of Poker? Who watches that? Maybe they should air the Great Spades Tournament? Or a Dominos Tournament?

I love playing Monopoly but that game takes too long

Gabby Union and Dwayne Wade are a couple. Hmmmm. Good to see he got rid of Star Jones.

The NBA season starts next week. Who's your team?

Mary J Blige...Mary J Blige...Mary J Blige

How many bad dates have you been on...less than 5...6-10...15-20?

I've only been on 1.

Big ^ to errrybody from Wilson High who came back for homecoming this past weekend. It was off the chain.

Memo to the Class of 91...we gotta get it together...and we WILL.


Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs said...

FIRST AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dang I'm on a roll...

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

Judging by what happened to Vick, I think you get a harsher penalty for fighting dogs; Isn't our legal system great?

I'm voting on Monday...I don't want to have any furniture moving on November 4.

Everytime I go into Walmart, I feel overwhelmed. I can NEVER go in there with a list and stick to it.

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs said...

Hey Brother!

-Someone told me Usher's wife was pregnant again..didn't know they were separating....and I caught that 'man' thing! lol

-They say if you've had something broken it hurts when it rains...but you are right some body parts hurt when it's cold too...dang I feel old even saying that!

-Check this out...a gas station in one of our West Suburbs had gas on sale for $.99 today from 11am-2pm...but just my luck I had just filled up the day before for $3.15....DAMN..DAMN...DAMN...yeah I said a cuss word and for this situation I must say it again...DAMN!!!! lol

-How many bad dates have I been on? What's a date? ...and another DAMN! lol


The Pew View said...

Hey Baby,

Lawd have mercy Don is out there pimp slapping womens at 73 years old!! Must be an old tired hoe cause it sho couldn't be me. I wish a fool would try to pimp slap me. Anways, baby don't you worry about trying to bond us out. We figures we gone serve our time since we did do the crime. It ain't that bad once you learn how thangs work up in here. Be sure to read our new post and write us back cause talking to yall on this here computer really helps me and Mabel during a time such as this. Take care now.

Ruthie Ann

dejanae said...

leave usher's baby momma alone

domestic violence

dessex said...

I will pass on the BET Hip-Hop awards as well.

I really don't have a favorite team in the NBA I just like to watch basketball...but I grew up a Warriors and a King fan

Yeah...Usher wife wasn't all of that cute to begin

I can never go into the grocery and stick to the list...its almost impossible.

12kyle said...

@ Keisha the Kitten
Yes! You are on a roll

@ Beautifully.Conjured.Up
I'm gonna be interested to see what the NFL does with Larry Johnson. I like the dude but you can't go around hitting and spitting on women.

@ Keisha the Kitten
LOL @ you cussin'!!!

@ Pew View
Maybe Don had a flashback to the 70s??? LOL!!!

@ dejanae
Maybe Usher's wife is nice...but she aint easy on the eyes

@ dessex
I feel you! I never stick to the grocery list. If I go in to get bread and milk, I'll come back with 20 other items

Darius T. Williams said...

WAIT - is Usher really going thru a separation? WOW!

Um, why is Keisha always first. Do you call her before you post? I'm giving you the side eye!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

yep i wish the same for my granny, but one is still alive so she willl see

Anonymous said...

The only time I ever stick to a grocery list is when I'm broke and only have money for the neccessities.

Dang, I haven't played Monopoly in ages.

I've only been on one bad date and I hope I never have another one.

B said...

Ohh, you wrong for callin' Usher's ex a man. I mean you right but you still wrong. LOL!

BET? What is that?

Yes pleeaaaaaase, go vote early. Just try not to look "Black" while doing it. They may give you some problems. LOL!

Can't nobody win Monopoly. It is seriously a 9 hour game. Uno, on the other hand....

Class of '91? OMG, you're so old. I was like 6 in 1991. Haaa!!!

CapCity said...

First off - go back & check your shoe comments - some of us came to the party "late";-)...

I may not like Usher's choice -- but I know it's hard for Black folk to connect out here - i wish EVERYone the best in this love game! Hope he doesn't turn to a white woman...*sigh*

Not The Don! Where's all that love, peace & soul??? another *sigh*

Gas prices'll go down 'til election day...

Opinionated Diva said...

My team is the same team as last year...CELTICS!!! They whooped on the Knicks last night. At least I think so...I fell asleep watching the Knicks get slaughtered.

Spitting on disgusting.

Don is ancient...she should have picked something up to hit him or slapped his azz back. Wonder if she'll leave him though.

Kay C, The Quiet Storm said...

Usher separating? *crickets* WHATEVER!!!! Now you got child support and a baby mama...STUPID!

Gabby and Dwayne Wade? I ain't mad at her. I would holla at him too.

I renewed my voter registration over a month ago, and still haven't received my card, conspiracy? I think so!!!

I'm over Jigga, been that way for a long time now.

I agree, nothing turns me off like someone with a cigarette. That smell is gross.

The Jaded NYer said...

Oh, didn't you hear? nothing happens to you for assaulting women... we're only second class citizens after all, and I mean, she was probably asking for it...

Usher is splitting from that woman? The one he let come between him and his momma? dummy...

I heard BET named Lil wayne the top lyricist or some such nonsense, so there really is no need for me to even make believe I care what that network has to say anymore.

the store that overwhelms me is Whole Foods. OMG that store has everything and sometimes my brain explodes just upon entering it! lol

I've been on PLENTY bad dates... no need to revisit them thank you very much!

Keith said...

My Left Knee hurts when it gets cold..I fractured my fibula when I
was 15...playing Football...

I can't stand chewing tobacco, yuck!

I actually found gas for $2.98 a gallon the other day in Camden,NJ.
Problem is..I had to pay a $4.00 dollar bridge toll to go from Philly across the bridge to New Jersey to get it.

I'm liking the New Orleans Hornets
this season..They showed me a little somethin in the playoffs earlier this year against the Spurs.

I've been on quite a few bad dates..They've been the basis of some of my most memorable posts on
"Keith's Space"

Usher getting seperated??? They just had a baby!!! What?? First
the Fat Boys break this...!

I wish I could vote early...I don't think we can do that around here.

Don Corneilius done lost his mind.

Keith said...

Love these "Off the Dome" posts Kyle.

pink said...

lmao at don cornelius...why IS he still smackin women at 73...and at that age im sure he dont move that fast...shouldnt she have seen the pimp hand comin?

i wanna vote on the 4th. i just feel like ill miss out on all the excitement if i do it early...=/

ive had some bad dates but one really sticks out in my mind. i had a guy play "shy brother" on me in the club...except i didnt meet the real dude til the date. he looked like TPain with severe acne.

Monopoly is too long...i cant sit thru a whole game...i dont think that i have ever even finished a game of monopoly.

Trish said...

Did I ever tell you that I just Love "off the dome" ??????

Just 1 comment....
We cant early vote in NY, I do understand that there are going to be long lines and many problems at the polls, but even if I could vote early I wouldnt because I feel like I want to be part of the process on that historical date. Nov. 4th. no matter how long it takes.
Anyway, I'd be scared they would lose or sabotage my early vote.
There are major problems with the early voting already.
Ever wonder why everyone in the US doesnt have the same voting system that works well??? hmmm.

The Dreamy One said...

i true that larry johnson has herpes??

i mean just asking.

i think that granny would be proud.

yeah i know i smoke so shut up,lol

im trying to stop!!

i wont be watching the awards

12kyle said...

@ Darius
LMAO!!! Keisha's just quick. She knows that I post at 12:12 errrday

@ Rawdawgbuffalo
I think he's made a whole lotta folk proud

@ BorednTalkative
If you play Monoply...pack a lunch. It's time consuming

@ B
Yes. 1991 was a great year young lady! LOL

@ CapCity
I think the "love, peace, and soul" went out the window when his ole lady pissed him off. LOL

@ OD
Celtics. Remember who gave them fits last Atlanta Hawks! Haaaaa

12kyle said...

@ Kay C the Quiet Storm
Make sure that you get that card! We need your vote!

@ Jaded Santana
Second class or don't treat women like that. And spitting is disgusting. Who spits on people? Just b/c she wouldn't let him buy her a drink. He's a chump

@ Keith
The Hornets are gonna be a problem in the West. They gave Kobe and nem a run for their money last year.

@ pink
I feel the same way that you do. If I vote early...I might feel like I'm missing out on something by doing it early.

@ Trish
Good points. Thanks for the info. I thought that all states could vote early

@ Dreamy
There was a rumor going around earlier this year that Larry Johnson had the Ninja. I dunno. Maybe that's why he's beating up chicks b/c they don't want his "bad luggage".

TravelDiva said...

No early voting in Maryland. Boo!

Gabby and D Wade make a nice looking couple!

Mizrepresent said...

What's up know i love your off the dome posts!

Spitting is not acceptable for any reason...i think i will be ready to kill a nukka for spitting!

Man, i am early voting on Friday...gots to get mine in before the bs!

Gabby don't play, hope it works out! I think they make a really cute couple!

Man i ain't played Monopoly in years, give me some Bingo or Keeno!

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs said...

Right on Brother Kyle...and you know what's funny my pledge name is Captain Quik...aka Quik Blues

The F$%K it List said...

Why are NFL players so damn violent!

I wish a 73yr old would try to smack me I''ll beat his behind.

WORD? No more Manteka, but she's preggers

I will be at the polls as soon as they open

My grandma is proud though she was voting for John Edwards, some craziness about him being her boyfriend haha.

BET Hip Hop Awards will be on tv...Can't pass what will we laugh about on twitter.

Sorry bruh Jay Z is going to be rapping with a cane

Yes my ears ring when its cold.

YUCK on tabacca (A la palin) and women smoking!

Yes the Saks fifth avenue shoe store.

ESPN is for rednecks, hahaha

Monopoly is the bizness, as is trivial pursuit

Cheated on his wife and then shacked up with G. Union hmph.

The NBA season starts next week. Who's your team? NY Knicks and Kevin Garnett and 'dem

1 it was a revenge date and it was miserable.

Anonymous said...

sorry about your finger...and umm, I dont smoke. Usher, nuff said. gas...too much said, and Obama cant wait till its said...

R. Fitzgerald said...

good list as usual.

i didn't know jay had a new album coming out.

Sexxy Luv said...

Larry Johnson must be a pimp during the off season...idunno

73 and still smackin' chicks down.....damn grandpa slow down!

I agree with you on the cigs and tabacco YUK!

only been on 1 bad date and i haven't been on another one since! lol

i'm guilty of watching that world series of poker :( sorry! lol

12kyle said...

@ TravelDiva
Me and Gabby make an even better looking couple. Don't you agree? Lol

@ Miz
There has been a ton of people who are voting early here in Ga. It's good that people are taking advantage of that opportunity

@ Keisha the Kitten
I like that name! It fits

@ The F$%k it List
In fairness to DWade...we dunno if he cheated on his wife. I heard that she was psycho

@ Kin'shar
This finger is really hurting me. I think that I need some electronic stimulation

@ Rich
Yeah. The new cd drops the 1st week of December

@ Sexxy Luv
Noooooooo! Don't tell me that you watch the world series of poker! Lmao!!!

Tigeress said...

great blog- i am so clueless as to whats going on. Been engolfed with the election and financial industry melt down.

So Usher is seperated? waow! well it lasted longer than i expected. i thot he knocked her up again.

I wish our ancestors cld see Obama today. Our ancestors- those lost at sea, those that lost hope, those that were called 'boy', 'girl', those who suffered......

i need to visit ur blog often to get the latest events going on. lol!

The F$%K it List said...

oh we know, he knows, you know and I know and he knows we know!

Crazy or not get a divorce, separate something.

Kieya said...

clearly you're getting old - when stuff starts hurting in the cold...can you predict storms as well? lol i kid, i kid

so mad don cornelius smacked

i'm a Knicks fan for life....even if they've got no hope. :-/

12kyle said...

@ Tigeress
Welcome to the 12th Planet. Make sure that you come back. We have a good time over here. We're here every day...hangin out like wet clothes.

Usher did knock her up...again. So, now he's gonna have to come up with that child support loot! LoL

@ The F$%k It List
LMAO!!! I think you're right!

12kyle said...

@ Kieya
The Knicks will be in last place...again! LoL

I'm not old...just wiser

Cute Home Decor said...

great post! i love the off tha dome article ;) keep it up