Monday, January 26, 2009

off tha dome

random thoughts...

I had to explain to my 6 year old son, Kameron, that it's not nice to call people fat. He looked at me. Then, he looked at the woman on the tv who he had just called fat. Then he replied..."She is fat, Daddy."

Kids will say anything

I don't think the inauguration of Barack Obama has sunk in just yet. It says sooo much about our country.

Don't expect miracles from the man, tho.

They said that there was 2 million people at the ceremony to see Obama. I think if McCain had won...there would have been 237 people out there.

If I could be anywhere in the world, it'd be on a beach in Jamaica. What about you?

The Pittsburgh Steelers will win the Super Bowl.

I'm really gonna miss the NFL. I'm going through withdrawls right now.

Have you ever seen somebody get straight A's but they had no common sense?

Just saw the movie Notorious. Great movie. Any fans of Biggie will love it

What happened to the person who you went to your senior prom with? I just saw my date on Facebook. She's put on a few pounds...

I'm tired of TPain

Will somebody explain to me why there's always 3 or 4 police cars used just to pull over ONE vehicle?

How long will it take before somebody names their child Barack?

Women are interesting creatures...

You should want your mate to "mentally joust" with you. Mental stimulation is so underrated.

Rudy Huxtable...Rudy Huxtable...Rudy Huxtable...

Ladies...I hope that this never happens to you

Do you know how to play poker? Not me. I stick to what I know...Spades and Uno.


The Jaded NYer said...

First of all:


That just seems all kinds of wrong!! We saw that child grow up for chrissake!!! How could you??

Now on to the rest...

If I could be anywhere, I'd be in DR with Papi. Chillin.

A person with straight As and no common sense... you MUST be talking about my ex-husband.

I read that post.. wow, VERY scary. Good thing that family thought to help her; who knows if that would happen in NYC...

But you know what? I carry a weapon. Somebody wants to tossle with me, lets roll, but whatever happens, homeboy is coming outta there with a few stab wounds at least. Trust.

You don't know how to play poker?? Aw, man, that mess is FUN! Really, you should learn. It's real easy :D

PS- I haven't forgotten... get. rudy. off. the. site.


Rashan Jamal said...

"Kameron don't call people fat, just say they put on a few pounds like my prom date." LOL

It be killing me how cats act like Barack is Jesus. Slow down with those unrealistic expectations.

I had crazy NFL withdrawal this weekend. It's just too early for me to get into the NBA. It doesn't help that my Knicks are 18-25.

I'm sure there are already some Baracks out there or if not, they are already in the womb.

I can play Texas Hold 'Em, but I'm not good by any means. I used to play regular poker back in elementary school, but i forgot how to play it.

Otis said...

I didnt take a date to the prom. But the one i was suppose to take.... umm...yeah...young Kameron would have a field day with

CurvyGurl ♥ said...

Yep, totally agree that we shouldn't put the 'mesiah' hat on Prez O as he's a man and capable of making mistakes just like the rest of us. I sure don't want to hear the 'I told ya so' comments from the rethuglicans, but you know how it goes.

If I could be anywhere in the world, it'd be on a beach in Jamaica. Hiding from

Have a great day!

P.S. O shoulda called a sista, I would've gone to the prom with

Kay C, The Quiet Storm said...

Kids will say anything, gotta love them :)

Rudy? Really? I guess she is cute, but she will always be "little Rudy" to me.

Can we stop calling him Barack and call him by his title...Mr. President or President Obama? It hasn't sunk in with me yet either.

I would be on a pearly white beach with something cold and frothy in my hand and good eye candy beside me. Whew...wonderful thought. Thanks Kyle ;)

I know lots of people who made A's but I really wondered how they functioned outside the classroom. I think their book sense took up the room left for their common sense.

You know there are little Baracks, Michelles, Sashas and Malias being named as we type...

Didn't go to Senior prom, but the person I would have went with still looks good.

I am a poker novice, getting ready for the trip to Vegas!!!!

Rich Fitzgerald said...

Man, it ain't even right to look at Rudy Huxtable, she's like a little sister you grow up with.

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs said...

Hey Brother!

Kids speak the truth!

Definitely don't expect miracles from Obama...he's the man of God...God is the miracle maker!

Good didn't say your prom date got FAT...teaching by example is important! lol

How about Barack will be the most popular name in 2009. There's probably a Barack LeRon Jenkins already!

Ed The Sports Fan said...

Got damn Rudy...

Read your post on Pigskin Lovin Lady, and that ish is too funny. Great read, look forward to reading your stuff more in the future.


Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

Children speak their minds...a trait we often leave behind as we grow up.

I still can't believe my President is black...amazing.

If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I would want to be in Dallas, TX with my BF {second best would be on the island Fiji}

LOL @ "Have you ever seen somebody get straight A's but they had no common sense?" I've seen it MANY times.

The person I went to prom with dropped out of college, smokes weed every day, lives in his parent's basement, and has three babies by three different women...I didn't see it coming.

I know someone who wants their child's middle name to be Barack, and she is 8 months pregnant...close.

Glad to see you have a fellow Spelmanite {"Rudy Huxtable"} on your page!

Queen of My Castle said...

Kids will be kids I suppose. If you ever want to know the truth about your appearance just ask one.

Actually it's pretty common to have book sense and lack in the common department.

Love your random posts.

ShellyShell said...

LOL! Kids are funny as hell! They definitely say what's on their minds! As adults we tend to lose that...although I seemed to have kept that trait with!

Barack being in office still hasn't set in for me. On tv I hear President Obama and I'm like damn everytime. I will never get tired of hearing that! But we must realize that he is human and humans make mistakes and are not perfect. He is not the next messiah!

If I could be anywhere I would be chillin on the beach in Aruba!

I think the Steelers are going to win too! I want Mike Tomlin to get a ring!

I know SOOO MANY people who had straight A's who are straight DUMB!

I want to see Notorious but I don't pay for movies so I have to get someone to take!

I saw my prom date back in October plus he's on my FB page. He's still handsome but he's a dork! He asked my BF if I was still dating the chisled guy from my FB page. She laughed in his face! Dude there will be no reconnecting over hear!

I think someone already named their kid Barack. I thought I read that somewhere! I'm sure Michelle(which is my name) will make a resurgence also!

I believe mental stimulation is soo important in a relationship! I can't be with anyone that have a good debate on issues or even talk about them!

I read that story that's bananas! I don't know if New Yorkers would have been that friendly!

Uhhhh you need to take Rudy down! She's cute and all but she was like 4 when you were 15! ILL!

My dad plays in poker tournaments sometimes! He taught me how to play Texas Hold em! He's been playing for over 30 years!

dessex said...

Thats right spades all day.

Rudy is looking pretty good. Don't take it down lol.

Since there is no more football ABC has basketball on I can't complain as long as it's sports.

12kyle said...

@ Jaded Santana
I'm not takin the picture down. Everytime I try to give you a picture of a good looking sista. And that's what she is. We aren't lusting after that lil gurl. LoL

@ Rashan Jamal
The Knicks are doing better! I still think they are doing Marbury wrong. They're giving him 21 mil just to stay at home.

@ Otis
LMAO!!! Is she that big???

@ CurvyGurl ♥
Rethuglicans!!! Haaaa! That is classic!

@ Kay C, The Quiet Storm
I've gotten soooo used to calling him Barack or Obama. You're right...let's say it together...President Obama

@ Rich
I'm not looking at Rudy. LoL

12kyle said...

@ Keisha the Kitten
With God on his side, Barack can make things happen. Can't make miracles, tho.

Barack Jenkins! Lmao @ u.

@ Ed The Sports Fan
Welcome to the 12th Planet. Make sure that you come back. We have a good time over here. We're here every day...hangin out like wet clothes.

@ Beautifully.Conjured.Up
Hey! I thought you were on a break? Anyway...thanks for comin thru (as always)

Sounds like dude is a real loser! Glad to see that you were spared a trip to loserville! LoL

@ Queen
Kids will say what they feel...and they don't care! LoL

Thanks for the luv!!

@ ShellyShell
C'mon now! I know that you love Biggie! You gotta pay that $7 to go see that movie!

@ dessex
You know me, bruh. She aint coming down. LoL

The NBA is great. I just miss the ole NFL

The Jaded NYer said...

excuses, excuses... so why are her drawz all out? HMM?? she ain't had no fully-clothed shots?

I got my eye on you, kyle!!


12kyle said...

@ Jaded Santana
Lmao!!! U r tooooo funny

Charles said...

I can't play poker to save my life...
I personally didn't want to go to prom, but I did it as a favor for a friend of mine...
Don't count out the Cardinals just yet...I seem to remember people did the same thing last year to the Giants...and look how that turned out.

Keith said...

Boyyyyy is that Rudy? She has really grown up..

@ A Beach in Jamaica would be just fine right now.

Yeah,I'm going with The Steelers,they got a Black Coach.

I don't know if he had straight A's in school but he has a PHD ,This guy at my job and he got his foot stuck in the waste basket somehow and it took about three guys to get it off of his foot.
I stood there shaking my head..That
took talent.

I ran a red light last year and a cop pulled me over..then another cop car came up and then yet another. I'm sitting there and people are driving by and all I'm thinking is , I sure hope nobody from the church drives by here and sees me.

Keith said...

I saw the girl I went to the prom
with recently..she is still fine..
just put on maybe five pounds or so..She never married and she has
no children.. Man....Nothin I can do about it now!

ShellyShell said...

Uhhhh Kyle, movies in the Big Apple are 11 fricken dollars! That's why I wait for someone to take me! I just can't seeing spending that on a movie I may or may not like! The funny thing is I won't watch bootleg movies either!

12kyle said...

@ Charles
You're right...the Cards have a shot. I just think they'll have enough to get them over the hump.

@ Keith
The people from the church would say..."I saw Brutha Keith pulled over by 3 cops. I wonder if he's slangin that ya-yo!" LMAO

@ ShellyShell
C'mon! I know that you have $11! LoL

clnmike said...

The Beach of Zanzibar is where I would want to be.

This part of the sports season is the worse.

"Have you ever seen somebody get straight A's but they had no common sense?"

All the time.

I am sick of T-Pain myself.

"Will somebody explain to me why there's always 3 or 4 police cars used just to pull over ONE vehicle?"

Too many cops were getting shot or whipped by drivers, safty in numbers basically.

L. Renee' said...

Hey Kyle,
I have to agree with Jaded please take down Rudy Huckelberry. LOL

I am with you about Jamaica. We need to make that happen. A little couple's get away.

Kids are just honest. They speak the truth. Why are we as adults so uncomfortable with that. Yet, we get pissed off when they really start lying to us? Aren't we teaching them those bad habits?

Opinionated Diva said...

lol @ lil Kameron...him so cute! lol

Angel's story gave me creepy!

I been tired of Tpain in my butt a LONG time now.

xcentricgem said...

It's amazing how children get to say things and it be overlooked but somehow as adults things are off limits ... what would the world be like it the truth was welcome ... if things did not have to be 'politically correct' ... would ppl be as sensitive as they are now ... one things for sure .. 'the world will never know'

I went to the inaguration and it MAGNITUDE of what happened HAS NOT SUNK IN !!!!... On Monday, Jan. 19, Pres. Elect Obama spent some time painting walls in the Sasha Bruce House .. a shelter for homeless teens and he basically stated 'it is great that these teens have somewhere to go; they are the future; in these individuals lies the potential to overcome any obstacle that they are faced with ... But ... the problem is that they are homeless' .... On Tuesday, Jan. 20President Barack Obama made a call out to every man, woman and child in every nation to get up, stand up and man up ...

Don't expect miracles from the man ... absolutely not if we sit and wait on HIM to fix everything ... there is a call to service...and we need to step up.

Look @ the challenges he's facing: Pres. Obama has locked 350 billion so that not another dime can be 'mishandled...of which u'd b infuriated to know how the funds were so called 'mishandled' ... Pres Obama wants to put a stimulus pkg into the economy that covers infrastructure, reduction in foreclosures, etc... What are the republicans doing ... Holding up the bill and getting on tv stating 'its just more spending...we told u so ... those liberals just want to spend, spend spend...we have got to get this spending under control...' Is this true .... Uh no ... What do the Republicans want ...

If Pres. Obama agrees to tax cuts for the wealthy ... he will gain 'bipartisan support' ... otherwise, they are on television lying about 'spending' ... Keeping in mind that all he has to do is AGREE to a tax cut and then they are no longer crying about 'liberals spending money' ... Not one stipulation change ... only agreeing to cut taxes for the wealthy...surely john mccain doesn't want cindy mccain paying taxes on her 600 million dollar per yr income ...

I am expecting a miracle because I plan to be a part of the solution ... if its starting a youth group, a community organization that aids the elderly, if its showing a teenager a trade, if its donating a suit to someone down on their luck .... Please do something ...

Otherwise, I'm just as against President Obama as the republicans ... Shout out to the utmost ignorant republican ... Ann Coulter ... just when u thought Sarah Palin won the 'Republican Jackass' Award ...

Ra said...

Gotta go with Jaded on this one. I'm sure Rudy had plenty of beautiful pics where she had on some clothes. Where is Claire Huxtable when you need her???

I'm soooo ready for Jamaica. Sun, beach, and a drink.

Pretty sure my prom date is in jail. Hope he isn't, but I'm pretty sure he is.

Thank God that couple stopped for the young lady. I hope she never hesitates to call the authorities if she's ever in an unsettling situation again.

I can play Texas Hold 'Em, but I hate to give up $$$. Unless I get a handbag or a pair of boots for my efforts.

Mental stimulation is so very important. In this day and age, anyone can be physically attractive via weaves, makeup, and cosmetic surgery. But why be bored to death laying next to someone who just looks pretty on the outside.

Tha L said...

Whatup Kyle! Hmm...if I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be in Egypt on top of the Great Pyramid with a glass of Crown in my hand. I know, I'm stoopid.

My oldest & best friend in the world is the smartest cat I know, until you take him out the damn library.

NOTORIOUS! I'ma go see that this weekend!

I suck at poker, but I'll whup that ass in Connect 4 LMMFAO!

Oh, and homegirl who had the near glad that she's ok.

Rich Fitzgerald said...

I'm going to go on record and say the Cardinals will win.

Mizrepresent said...

Rudy is so beautiful!

I so love what kids say, they are so honest...i remember once carrying my daughter on the bus...she kept pointing at this guy and saying "mommy, that's michael jackson" and i kept saying no it's not...but it didn't matter to her, because she hollered out..."Michael Jackson!!!" and the entire bus got a good laugh!

swag_ambassador said...

LOL.. yes the honest kids.. cant be mad at it..

I am cheering for the NFC, Im loyal to the turf..

RUDY!! *drool*

Angel said...

I'm glad that was over! Thank you so much for posting it.

‘She’s Fat Daddy!’ Your son is hilarious I love your kids!

Oh Id love to be in Jamaica right now too meet you there? We got an email from work 500 people are getting laid off :( not good

I don’t know how to play poker I'm glad though!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

Rudy Huxtable...shops at my store for dogs

and happy bday to eric B today

Darius T. Williams said...

Wait - is that Rudy, for real? wow.

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