Wednesday, August 20, 2008
off tha dome
why did we have to learn about pi and the pythagorean theorem? it's not like we've ever used it since high school.
outside of the 12th planet...i'm on facebook and twitter (still tryna figure it out) so i guess you can say that i stay connected.
do you have a pda? if so, do you have a sidekick, blackberry, iphone. i'm wondering who has just a regular cell phone these days.
i don't think i've ever driven faster than 100 miles and hour in a car
ever seen a roach at somebody's house and you had to act like you didn't see it???
i love to see a sista with a nice body walk past me and other men...and it's always funny to see the dudes who act like they don't wanna look at her.
do you mind if you see somebody checkin' out your man/woman when you're together?
big ups to the half man...half fish...michael phelps. i watched this dude and he's unreal.
speaking of unreal...did anybody see the sprinter from jamaica (bolt) shatter the world record in the 100 meters? if he didn't showboat he would have an even better record. i know what you're thinking...he's on something!!!! lol
why are people complaining about the alleged age of the chinese women's gymnastics team? you're supposed to be 15 or 16 to compete in the olympics but some say that they have girls that are as young as 12. who cares???
if i'm 19, then there's no way in hell that i'd be beaten by a 12yr old. period!
i think jackie is competing today so you should check her out
i always feel strange going to the store to buy some damn pads. i mean...i don't wear em. haaaa.
r-a-r double e (you fill in the blanks...if you can)
sometimes when i bring out the the old skool...i feel old when i realize that some of these songs came out when some of y'all were in diapers. haaaa
plan for the marriage...not the wedding. the wedding only lasts 25 minutes.
fellas...if she gave it up on the first night...so did you.
ladies...feed your man and listen to him and he'll stick around. i promise
if i had a dolla for everytime a woman told me "i don't trust him but i'm not leaving him" i'd be sittin on a lil bitta change right now.
kellita smith...kellita smith...kellita smith
barack...if you're still looking for a vp...hollatchaboi!!!
i see more young people involved in the race for president than i've ever seen. all it took to move em was 8 years of bush-it!
why are people paying millions to see baby pics of the kids of these celebs?
i'll email anybody a baby picture of brandon for 10 geez.
i'll email anybody a baby picture of me for $100 and a pack of microwave popcorn
why doesn't the ups truck have any doors? who wants ride around in the heat all day?
ever wonder what happened to the "booger" kid in your elementary class? you know...the one who ate their own boogers!
there's nothing cool about pulling up to a traffic light and blasting a slow jam!!! if you're gonna turn your music up and drop your windows, you should be playing something that is uptempo.
I was talking to my boy Clark the other day. He was pissed b/c that his girl was going to get her hair done that day. I asked why. He said..."If she is getting her hair done...then tonight...I won't be getting some." Haaaaaaa.
why does it take Dr. Dre 7 yrs to make ONE album????
I'ma suckka for pretty eyes, bow legs, and a sharp mind.
neva trust a big butt and a smile (haaaa)
$20 to carry your bag on a plane? wonder what's next. $50 to wear your shoes on a plane
Clair Huxtable...Clair Huxtable...Clair Huxtable