I forgot to bring my sax to church! I counted 2 tambourines. Maybe I should get a harmonica
Speaking of church, I remember when we were kids a woman "caught the Spirit" and her wig fell off. Jfresh suggested that I "slap it back on her head."
It was 95 degrees the other day. I can't wait until fall gets here.
I hope En Vogue makes a comeback
I hate it when somebody at work, who is sitting within walking distance, sends me an email. That's lazy. If you got something to say, then walk over to my desk!
Is your city sexy? If so, what is sexy about where you live?
I don't care how much you dress up your Chrysler 300. It's still...a Chrysler 300! It's not a Bentley!!! Actually, it's a Fentley...a fake Bentley.
I hate to see dudes with those "lonnng" jean shorts. The shorts are long enough to be pants. Some go as low as your shins. It looks foolish. Make up your mind playa...it's either shorts or jeans.
I love sweet tea. Fyi...don't ever order sweet tea up north. They'll think that you're crazy. I went to a diner in Philly and asked for sweet tea and they were like..."u aint from around here...are you?"
Who said it was cool to wear shades in the club? That's wack
If you're a hairdresser and YOUR hair is busted...that's not a good look
I met a young lady the other day. She's 21. I thought that she was bright until she told me that she had tattoo'd her boyfriend's name on her forearm. "TRAVIS" was written I cursive from her wrist to her elbow. Dummeeeeee!!!
Did you know that Peyton and Eli Manning have an older brother named Cooper? He didn't play football in college and in the NFL like Peyton and Eli. Wonder if he feels like a scrub?
LeBron James named one of his son's Maxiumus. WTH??? You named your son after a Nissan? C'mon, b! Your son is gonna kill you for that later in life
Who in their right mind would wanna blood dope?
Lela Rochon...Lela Rochon...Lela Rochon
One of John McShame's aides accused Obama of not addressing the issues of black america. WTF?? Aint that a beyoch? YOU haven't addressed anything about my people. Your "token" appearance at the NAACP meeting was bs to me. Beat it!
You can go in ANY hood in this country and you'll find at least one if not all of the following...
1) liquor store
3) wings/fish spot
4) chinese restaurant
I love black people
I'm not lookin forward to potty training...AGAIN
I would never tell anybody what to do on their blogs...buuuuuut...i hate word verifications!! LOL. They are a pain. Especially when I'm bloggin on the phone. I think that most people don't know that they are on their blogs.
She had a great interview with BGG.