Saturday, November 1, 2008

strange but true...

All of these stories happened last week. They are strange...but true.

Man sues Fla. strip club over dancer's flying shoe

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - An angry wife or girlfriend might not be the only thing to worry about when visiting a strip club. A man suing a Pompano Beach club claims a performer's shoe flew off during a pole dance, shattered the mirrored ceiling and caused glass and the shoe to hit him.

The lawsuit filed in Broward County by 35-year-old Charles Privette says the Booby Trap breached its duty when its employee failed to perform her routine in a reasonably safe manner. The suit seeks at least $15,000 in damages.

Privette's attorney says his client suffered a small cut to his eyebrow, headaches and nose bleeds because of the Jan. 14 pole dance. Booby Trap general manager George Gettinger acknowledges paramedics were called but said injuries were minor.

Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. - Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

Woman obliges after husband begs to be shot

CENTENNIAL, Colo. - Authorities said a woman who shot her husband in the knee won't face charges because he begged her to do it. The Arapahoe County Sheriff's office said a 35-year-old woman accused her husband of being drunk and becoming violent during an argument.

She took control of a handgun during the dispute and claimed her husband begged her to shoot him and told her to 'finish it' after she fired a shot.

The sheriff's office said the 34-year-old husband was uncooperative with deputies before he was taken into custody and hospitalized. He was now being held at the Arapahoe County jail after his wife accused him of forcing her into the bathroom and holding a gun to her head before the shooting.

He faces charges of felony menacing, third-degree assault and false imprisonment.


Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs said...

Hey Brother!

True...these were STRANGE!!! So how embarassing is that? be caught..getting busy with a vacuum ....I bet he really felt "DIRTY" when the police busted him and Ms Dirt Devil!

Anonymous said...

Hey Kyle....

Ok now the first one...I dont feel is strange. This man was injured in someone else domain.

The second I heard about men getting pleasures from a vacuum but didnt know that it was actually

Ok now the third really really weird the injured one is being The wife could release the charge from the husband....NOW THAT IS STRANGE.

Hey Kyle...had to say it again ^_^

12kyle said...

@ Keisha the Kitten
LMAO!!! You are sooooo silly. That was a good one!

@ Kin'shar
I think she should've tightened up her shoes! She should know betta. LoL

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

seems the dumb get dumber why i say folks negro comfortable (white folk too)

clnmike said...

Lol, now this is the type of crime that needs to be reported.

Somebodies Friend said...

Where do these people come from?


CapCity said...

And folk wonder why i rarely watch or read the "news"...

i got too much to DO & li'l time for focusing on such f&%ery!

i.can't.complain. said...

speaking of strip clubs...

that's a story for another day

missed u big bro


Smarty Jones said...

Now do you see why I love this business? I tell you man, I have a very active imagination and I would never be able to make any of that up.

Keith said...

Truth is often stranger and funnier than fiction. It makes life worth living, I always say.

The Flyyest said...

missed ya!!!!

OMG real strange...but ive heard worse! LMAO

12kyle said...

@ Rawdawgbuffalo
I wouldn't even call these folks dumb...they are idiots

@ clnmike
Haaaa! I agree

@ Somebodies Friend
Good question. I'm not sure where these weirdos are coming from.

@ CapCity
Haaaaaaa! I feel u

@ -1-
You've got a strip club story for me?

@ Smarty Jones
I'm with you. I don't think I could make this up

@ Keith
That is so true!

@ Flyyest
Welcome back, sis! I've heard some weird stories before...but these are crazy

Stew said...

there is crazy crap going on all of the time. this is a crazy world we live in.