We all live by laws.
Most laws are meant to be broken.
What are manlaws? Manlaws are the laws that we as men live for. They are the laws that bond us as men. These laws have their own interpretation. Since 90% of the people who will read this are women, I don't expect you to understand or agree. LOL
I would be violating a major manlaw if I posted each manlaw so I'll give you a few...
#35) No man should ever condemn another man for doing something like having "transgressions." (ie...Tiger)
#87) When using a public restroom, there should always be one empty urinal between two men at all times unless the restroom is crowded.
#233) No man should ever call another man...nor refer to any of his possessions or gear as being "cute".
#328) A man should never date one of his boys' ex girlfriends
#573) If man A slept with a woman...his friend...man B...can only sleep with the woman if it's actually propositioned by man A
#980) A man should never watch shows American Idol or ANY movie on the Lifetime network
#1129) A man should never sit on the same side of the table as a woman while just the two of them are dining. You must be seated across the table from your date.
#1212) A man should never turn down free alcohol
#1329) If a man breaks up with his girlfriend, his best friends must "break up" with her as well
#1578) You can never utter the words..."I don't like sports."
#2000) If your best friend gets caught in a lie (ie cheating) and he says that he was at your house...you repeat the lie to your best friend's girlfriend...verbatim.
#2109) You never comment on how pretty your boy's girlfriend is. And you can only ask him questions about sex with the jumpoffs...never about sex with his girlfriend.
#2328) If you're riding shotgun in a car, you are NOT allowed to yell out the window at females who are walking or at the bus stop. *Rule was implemented after TLC made the song Scrubs
#3278) You can never complain about being the wing man to run some interference...unless she's not cute.
As I said before, these are just some of the rules that we live by.
If you don't understand...you're not supposed to.