Friday, January 15, 2010

da approach

He's standing on the corner.

But he's not alone. He stands on the corner with 3 of his buddies.

He see's her approaching from from about 20 yards away.

They've made eye contact before. He thinks she's cute. She feels the same way.

She's walking toward him and the crew. She will have to walk past them on her way to the store

He wants to approach her...but doesn't know how

Should he say...

1) Hey! What's yo name...what's yo sign?

2) Whussup Ma? (or whussup shawty)...depending on what part of the country you live in

3) Let her walk past and comment how fine she is to the fellas

4) Say nothing...stare at her ass!

5) Grab her by the arm

6) None of the above

7) Ask for her number...and if you don't get it cuss her out

8) Ask her for some money (just to spark the conversation) then ask for the number

9) ??? U tell me!



Lady K said...

Just step away from the guys and approach her like a normal man trying to get a woman's attention!

Anonymous said...

Yeah I'll go with Lady K on this.

Beautifully Complex said...

....Hey Lurker,coming out.Love the blog !

He should first,step away from the guys, and say something like, "Hey pretty lady, can I have a minute of your time? (with a genuine smile on his face & looking in her eyes and not at her body parts). If he gets a "yes" or receptive vibe, just have a brief conversation to gauge her interest & close the deal by asking for an opportunity to get to know her better or something like that. If she is receptive, ask for her number. If she takes HIS number instead, more than likely, she won't call. (IMO)
Also, none if this "where you man at ? or why your man let you out by yourself ?"nonsense. If a woman has a man, she will let you know respectfully, when you make your intentions known.

Tha L said...

How bout he take a lesson from Luther:

Excuse me miss
But whats your name?
Where are you from and can I come?
And possibly, can i take you out tonight?
To a movie ,to the park
I'll have you home before it's dark
So let me know,can I take you out tonight?

Or what about Charlie...last name Wilson (LOLOL!):

Hey girl, How you doin'
My name is Charile, last name Wilson
I was wonderin' if I could take you out
Show you a good time, invite you to my house
Here is my number, girl you can call me
And don't forget it baby, the name is Charlie

I'm just sayin'...

Super Dave Van Buren said...

You ask her for money and see if she laughs... once she laughs your in there like swimwear.

The Jaded NYer said...

He should definitely grab her arm so I can watch from my window as he gets his ass beat by her pocketbook.

good times, good times...

12kyle said...

@ Lady K

@ BorenTalkative
I knew you'd say that. Haaaa

@ Beautifully Complex
Welcome to the 12th Planet. Thanks for coming thru.

I think you made some valid points. Sounds like you're speaking from experience!

@ L
Mannnnn, that was perfect!!! Dead on point

@ Super Dave
LMAO!! I like that one

@ Jaded Santana
Haaa! You're crazy

Angel said...

Lady K had it! Step away and try approach her normally

Queen of My Castle said...

What I want to know is...what sparked this topic?

The Dreamy One said...

i really dont even need to leave a comment,lol

but yeah what they said!!!

SincerelyGo said...

I think the one about jokingly asking her for money was cute but I agree step away from the fellas and see if she's seeing someone and from that point the introduction and the number swapping begins...