Saturday, November 14, 2009

worldsthinnestbook


Every now and then, I find something funny on Twitter. One day last week, there was a trending topic that I found to be hilarious.

The topic was called #worldsthinnestbook...a sarcastic play on "would-be, short written books."

With hilarious selections like...
Puppy Love by Michael Vick

and

2nd ammendment rights by T.I

I had to join the fray. Here are my creations.

Virgin Chronicles by Madonna

Talent Unlimited by Vanilla Ice

How To Win A Title Without A Star by Phil Jackson

Panty Raid by Tim Tebow and AC Green

Check My Rhyme by Memphis Bleek

Good Hair by Jermaine Jackson

Quiet Storm by Lil John

Straight Talk co authored by Eddie Murphy, Wanda Sykes, and Ellen Degeneres

Keeping Quiet by Joe Wilson

Why I Still Love Bill by Hilary Clinton

Father of the Year by Joe Jackson

My Talent by Souljah Mane and Gucci Boy

Staying Clean by Amy Whitehouse

Mommy Dearest by Brittney Spears

Bulletproof by 50 Cent

Vacation Hideaways by Bin Laden

Safe Sex by Evander Holyfield

Room Service by Kobe Bryant

Marriage Material by Oprah Winfrey

Teen Spirit by RKelly

Thoughts of a Scholar by George W. Bush

Sincere Thoughts by Sarah Palin

How To Catch a Man by Superhead

Let Me Speak to You by Emmitt Smith and Tim Hardaway

Walking Away by Brett Favre

Through My Eyes by Stevie Wonder

This is Why I'm Hot by Khloe Kardashian

I've Got Something to Say by OJ Simpson

The Art of a Deal by Bernie Madoff

The Mack in Me by Flavor Flav

Just Say No by Roger Clemmens

The Value of a Dollar by Adam "Pacman" Jones

16 Bars by Amil

Champion by Patrick Ewing

How I Became a Great Intern by Monica Lewinsky



7 comments:

xcentricgem said...

This is too cute ...

Assault by Chris Brown (a new cologne ... I saw this the other day)

How to Rob by Bernie Madoff

Empire State of Mind by the Yankees

Resentment by Mashonda

Gold Digger by Kim Kozciak

CurvyGurl ♥ said...

I got a kick out of these too. My contributions were:

2009 Greatest NFL Plays ~ Redskins Edition

The Proper Care & Feeding of Fido ~ M. Vick

I added one as #worldsmosttruthfulbook...

How Auto-Tune Saved My Career ~ Keisha Cole

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

dessex said...

LOL how to catch a man: superhead! That's crazy could be true!

Rashan Jamal said...

I'm gonna pretend like I didn't see that one about Patrick Ewing. It actually was ghostwritten by Charles Barkley. LOL

Cracking up at the AC Green reference. That's why you and me are cool. LOL

"Stay Black" by Michael Steele.
"Running A Successful Franchise" by Isaih Thomas.
"Little Women" by RuPaul and that dude from Top Model.

and1grad said...

Let the record show that Kyle CRUSHED this trending topic that day on twitter. Nonstop laughs. Champion by Patrick Ewing & Through My Eyes by Stevie Wonder almost cost me a lung.

12kyle said...

@ everybody
This was a lot of fun for me. As you can see, I was on a roll. LOL