dumbest thing that i heard last week..."why shouldn't they just shoot the meteor out of the sky?"
i hate when people send txt messages that read like this..."u kno we b kickin it on da ave sumtimes." the English language wasn't meant to be destroyed like that
i like facebook...for now
hey NBA...do us all a favor...cancel the slam dunk contest.
personal happiness should not only be a goal but a destination
turkey bacon is ok. but it ain't bacon
ladies...what's with the mirror shots? aren't you a little too old for that?
fellas...if you are over 30 yrs of age, you are too old to be living with your mom
the Blade Runner is starting to look like the new OJ
i've never been on a cruise and i'm never getting on a cruise
i look forward to spring but not to the pollen
spring time on a college campus was always cool b/c the warm weather brought out the chicks who had been hiding all semester.
i popped Skyler's hand today for touching the stove. then she it me with the saddest little eyes. she made ME feel guilty for hitting her!!!
if your tv ain't on Scandal on Thursday night's...your tv ain't on
this just in...Kevin Hart is funny
ladies...if you're gonna wear the nice spring dresses...put lotion on your legs and feet
fellas...get credit in YOUR name...not hers...not your kids
Beyonce at the Super Bowl...unforgettable!! Alicia Keys at the NBA All Star game...terrrrrible