i haven't put this iPhone down since I got it last week. i even took it in the shower with me...
Newton Leroy (yes...that's his real middle name) Gingrich called it quits this week. finally. but he's been losing for the last 4 months.
RIP Junior Seau...you will be missed
Michelle Obama is so classy! is it just me or does she look like the type of woman who would buss yo head open if you stepped to her man? ride or die chick...gotta love it.
i was coloring something for my son, Brandon, the other day. and i realized that at the age of 39...i STILL can't color within the lines. smh
when you listen to a song for the first time, are you listening for the lyrics or the beat? i'm all about the lyrics
how much do stamps cost? i haven't purchased stamps in like 10 yrs
i don't wobble, 'lectric slide, or Cupid shuffle. never liked that line dance stuff.
if you aren't watching Scandal on Thursday night's on ABC...then you ain't watching tv
I made some Kool Aid the other day and my kids said they didn't like Kool Aid. I don't think they are black.
you ever had your mom tell you to "get my belt" so she could spank you and you acted like you didn't know where it was? LoL
I don't think Jay Z changes his daughter's diapers.
when people say "I can't cook"...i wonder about them. i mean...how do you eat?
ok...i'll admit it...i kinda like that song "The Motto"...shhhhh, don't tell nobody
we always had #2 pencils. not sure why
ladies...if you are gonna wear open toed shoes, please lotion your feet
never been to Vegas but I'm going. who wants to go with???
do people still write checks?
i don't blame y'all for listening to the "great" Nikki Minaj. i don't know WHY y'all listen but..hey...
fellas...do NOT let your homies wear shades in the club. that looks soooo corny.
still laughing at the Saints and their crying fans. you deserve it. LMAO
Lebron needs to let go of the "hide-the-hairline-with-my headband" theory. we see you, man
never understood why people will almost run you off the road as they rush to a job that they hate
i need more ties
gas is now at $3.58. it feels strange to be happy about that...but i am.
fellas...when she says "do I look fat?" THINK BEFORE YOU ANSWER!!! hahaha
ladies...don't use social media websites to vent. it's not a good look
those who usually brag can't back it up. marinate on that
ladies...when a man says "there's nothing on tv" that means there's not a good game on
fellas...why do we watch a game for 2-3 hrs then watch the highlights on SportsCenter as if we didn't JUST see the game?
for as bad as things are in this country, there is no place that i'd rather live
did Big Bird have any kids?
i'll put Jill Scott in a singing contest against anybody and she'd win
as a kid, i don't ever remember being bored. i was always into something
Skyler is 7 months old now. she just got her ears pierced the other day. i didn't go with her. didn't wanna shed a tear.
i'm on the grill in my backyard at LEAST once a week. food tastes better from a grill. i'd cook grits on the grill if i could