Shoe models...
The 2 words are synomous. Many of you have heard me use that term before. It's what we affectionately call women instead of calling them what most people call them...strippers. We don't use the word stripper because that word sounds kinda degrading. Besides...if a woman is nekkid and she's only wearing 8 inch stilletos...then she is merely modeling the shoes and nothing else (hahahaha). I wanna take a minute to let you get a male perspective on shoe models and shoe model establishments (or strip clubs/shoe show)
It doesn't matter where you live...Miami, New York, Las Vegas, LA, Detroit, or Atlanta (the black strip club capital)...
almost every man has been to at least ONE shoe model establishment in his life. If he says that he hasn't...then he's probably lying. LOL
Men going to watch ladies model shoes is usually shared by at least 2 dudes. If you're a dude and you're going there by yourself, then that's not a good look.
Straight women go to the shoe show. Some go for the vibe. Some go because it's a great place to catch a man. Some women can look at another females body and not be attracted to them.
Not all shoe models have been molested or have psychological issues. Some of them use what they have to get paid. Nothing more...nothing less.
I may go to a shoe show once or twice a year. I always seem to go when I have friends who come here from out of town and they want to go. If they didn't ask, I wouldn't go. It's not that I'd stay away because I'm married.
The truth is...I'm a cheap dude. I can't see me giving up my money to a random chick.
Here in Atlanta, the shoe models get totally nekkid...but you
can't touch em.
It's very
common to see husbands/wives...boyfriends/girlfriends at the shoe show.
Most men think that they can pull a shoe model. You know...get the phone number...then sex. In reality, it's prolly not gonna happen.
Some women would like to model shoes but they' re either too scared, too self conscious, or too concerned with their bodies
I think most women...at some point in time of a relationship...have done a
strip tease dance for their man in the privacy of their bedroom.
Lap dances don't last as long as you'd like them to. Some times the shoe models try to start dancing half way through the song. "Nooooo sweetheart. I want you to start as soon as the next song comes on. I just paid $10. I wanna get my money's worth for these 4 minutes."
Memo to the shoe models...
look at the dude that you're dancing for. He just gave you $10. It's all about the fantasy. For 4 minutes, you belong to him! LOL. The
LEAST that you could do is to look at the man! Haaaa
I know dudes who swear that the shoe model establishments have the best food. Ummmm...I dunno about that. I won't eat food at the shoe show. I mean, if you're nekkid...I don't want you gyrating over my wings and fries.
Making it rain...I still don't understand that concept. You're throwing money in the air? Are you kidding me...we're in a recession!!! Who has money to throw away?
I hate it when shoe models ask you
REPEATEDLY if you want them to dance for you. Don't ask me. If I want you, I'll ask you!
I've
never taken a female to the shoe show. I think I'd feel awkward. I know dudes who have taken their girlfriends/wives
Memo to shoe models...tattoos look good when you're on stage. But you've gotta think long term. When you're 40, you can't walk around with the word
"HONEY" tattoo'd on your forearm
The dj's at the shoe model establishments are funny. They are
pushy!
Memo to the shoe models...don't
ever take your shoes off.
The nude female body is beautiful. It's crafted with curves. But at the shoe show...who cares...afterall...we're not looking at bodies...
we're only looking at the shoes.
