Friday, January 4, 2013
the fact that you still read this makes me smile...
where the hell did 2012 go?
i don't drink egg nog. it's nasty
remember when all of the dope bowl games were on New Year's Day?
I enjoy the holidays but I'm ready for my kids to go back to school.
so much for the fiscal cliff...
anybody seen Mitt Romney lately? Just wondering
i haven't seen the movie Django yet but I'd like to see it. i dunno if i'd wanna sit through a 3 hr movie tho
NFL playoffs are here! can't wait to see how it all plays out
birthday shoutout to my Uncle Ronnie. You passed away a year ago. Gone but not forgotten. Love you, man
the last 3 hour movie that i saw was Malcolm X...and it was worth it!
you'll hear Christmas songs a gazillion times until Christmas day, but after Christmas...not one!
is it written somewhere that married dudes are supposed to only hang with other married dudes? people give me strange looks sometimes when I say I was hanging with my single homies.
have we ever seen rapper Trinidad James and Martin Lawrence's character Jerome in the same place at the same time?
if you "become" somebody once you log in to social media sites...you have issues.
the DVR has changed the way that we watch tv.
if i had a dollar for everytime somebody asked me..."where do the good women/men hang out?"...i'd have a small fortune
cool ranch doritos...nuff said
i hate seeing people walking around with the bluetooth earpiece in their ears when they AINT on the phone. if you aren't on the phone, take it out of your ear
can the word "SWAG" be retired in 2013??
text messages are cool but sometimes you gotta pick up the phone and talk.
my mom does FaceTime with me just so she can see the kids. she don't even wanna talk to me. lol
can we get an Outkast album this year???
it's usually the ass kissing simps at work who usually get promoted
ladies...when your man's response is "Whatever"...you should get concerned
fellas...when your woman's response is "You'll see"...you should get concerned
why do women "pat their hair" instead of scratching their scalp when it itches them?
do you think a man is soft if he cries frequently?
i'm not sure what kind of "human being" would shoot innocent 6 yr old kids?
kanye got kim k pregnant? word? he just broke man law 2492...never get the freak pregnant
where do you get your best sleep...the couch or the bed?
meet my new boss! she can barely speak but she tells me what to do EVERYDAY!!!