guess who has jury duty this month but doesn't want to go??? *sigh*
i was almost selected once for jury duty but i wasn't selected. wonder what i can do to get out of it? maybe i'll yell..."he's guilty, son!"
Prez O has a whoooole lotta gray hair in his head. but his hair is kinda wavy. you think he rocks a stocking cap at night before he goes to bed?
i hear people talking about how much they hate the "new" facebook but i haven't heard ONE person say that they are gonna delete their facecbook acct.
remember the first time you were in church and saw someone "catch the Holy Ghost"? i didn't know if i should run or smack that lady
george lopez ain't funny
went to church the other day & a dude was BLASTING 2Pac in the parking lot. *blank stare*
Ask B Nice who he came to see at the Eagles/Falcons game???
first tv crushes...Tootie & Penny Gordon/Charlene Jackson
Troy Davis death will not go in vain. let's make sure that this never happens again
remember when we used to "pencil fight" in school?
raise ya hand if you had to come in the house when the street lights came on! *raises hand*
please stop calling him Matty Ice. until he wins a big game and a playoff game...his name is Matthew T. Ryan
funny to see ESPN work a Lebron clip into the highlights. let it go
i hate when people hit "reply all" to an email that was forwarded to you
there was always that one kid in your class in school who never got into trouble. not because he was good. it was because he didn't want his momma to come up to school and show out & embarrass him!
fellas...always wear an undershirt...especially with a dress shirt
ladies...never tell your friends what your man does behind closed doors...one day they will want to see for themselves.
The Eagles "dream" season is now a nightmare
follow me on twitter @12kyle
Sarah Pale-Lynn is smarter than i thought she was...she decided not to run for president. i wouldn't let her lead the Girls Scouts
Steve Jobs...thank you for your innovations!
tell the truth...you thought all HBCUs were like Hillman College (A Different World)
that new Phonte cd is coooooooold
ladies...can you go back to being "just friends" after sleeping with a guy?
fellas...why do you call a chick a "b*tch or h*e" AFTER she doesn't give you her number? was she a "b*tch or h*e" when you asked her for the digits
twitter gets news faster to you than cnn does
i don't wobble. don't electric slide. don't cha cha slide. but i've got a meaaaaaan 2step!
shout out to one of the 1st cats to bling on tv...Sweet Daddy Williams