random thoughts...
I usually have FOUR headaches a year. Some folks have 4 a week. I'm going through # 1 right now. OUCH!
Gas is high...and we haven't even reached Memorial Day and Fourth of July. Damn!
Naomi Campbell needs her ass kicked! Maybe I can get the Opinionated Diva to beat her.
Have you ever seen a chick and thought..."Damn she looks good." Only to find out that it was a dude!?! WTF?
Yesterday marked the 40th anniversary of the death of Martin Luther King, Jr. Wonder what he'd say today about his Dream?
I miss The Wire
I love black people
Wonder if ma dukes reads my blog?
I sent my dad a text msg the other day. He didn't know what the hell to do with it.
I told y'all that people have blog crushes on 12kyle. Sheeeeeeeeeyt, I even have a fan!
Just heard the new joint by The Roots. It's sick!
The movie The Wood reminds me sooo much of me and my crew.
Hilary Clinton...let it go. It's ova.
Something tells me that Obama will appear on a remix single with Jay Z by the time he reaches the White House
Beyonce marries Jay Z? I thought that they were already married. LOL. I aint mad atcha Jigga. But she needs to stop telling folk that she's 26. That's a damn lie.
Let's stop patronizing the corner stores in the hood where the cashier talks to you from behind the "bulletproof glass."
suffering+sacrifice = success
Sometimes I watch the Spanish speaking channels even though I don't speak Spanish
Love yesterday's entries about food.
Wanna hear something strange...
My birthday is December 9th
My youngest son, Brandon, was born on December 10th
I got married Sept 23, 2000
My niece was born the day before (Sept 22, 2000). Her parents were married the following year on her birthday.
My oldest son, Deion, birthday is August 9th
My middle son, Kameron, birthday is August 8th. Before you ask...no we didn't plan it this way. LOL
So the wifey has to deal with 2 Sags and 2 Leos?
ReplyDeletewait...you're a Sag?! This means that you are a major flirt and...
Love your son Kameron's name. My son's name is Kambren. LOL.
If your niece had been born one day sooner, she would have shared my birthday. Damn
Jigga and Bey? That ish is a hoax, IMO.
I love The Wood
Eff a blog crush...Queen has a blog boo! LOL
Kyle, tengo ganas de estar contigo por vida porque te amo con todo mi corazon.
LMAO!!!!! Ha!
Um @ u and queen... I'm telling the wifey...LOL
ReplyDeleteI love the Wood too... definitely of of my favs... but which one are you Kyle? i know your not the good boy that omar epps played, I know your not the suave pretty boy, and your not mean enough to be the athlete... so who are you?
Anyway, why you spreading people biz... if the dragqueen and the ugmo want to get married and they 30 and 40 years old let them be... I just pray to God the kids dont come out looking like him... that would be such a waste.
about king, well i suspect he may have thought like this
ReplyDeleteand
My book release party will be held at the M-Bar (image 2 rt)
April 24, 2008 from 7 to 10pm
257 Peters Street, Atlanta, Ga 30311
phone: 404 523 1555
so be there folk
Gas prices are kicking my butt. Why'd I have to go get a car that only takes 93 or higher???
ReplyDeleteLOL @ dad not knowing what to do with text message. Mine is the same way. He just sent a text yesterday talking bout "wanted to see how it works". He usually just hands the phone to me to to retrieve and text back.
Dang, Kyle got blog crushes and fans. Must be nice!
@ Queen
ReplyDeleteMe...a flirt??? No wayyyyy!!! LMAO
Kambren is a nice name. Very unique
I dunno what you just said in Spanish but it sounded real fly. I hope you "didn't just call me a jerk." Haaaa
@ Eb the Celeb
You KNOW which dude I was on The Wood!!!
Are you calling Beyonce a dragqueen. Don't let Brad hear you say that. He'll cut ya!
@ Torrance
Good post, bruh
I'll be outta town that week on business. But I'll make sure that I spread the word. The M Bar is the shyt!
@ Jewells
You gotta put 93 in your whip? OMG!!! I know that you cuss somebody out everytime that you go to the pump!
lol @ your dad. He sounds like my old man
Crushes and fans. I feel good...like James Brown
LOL @ queen and the dramatic Spanish dialogue... straight out of a novela for sure!! :P
ReplyDeleteLast month, I spent more on gas for my truck than my monthly note. I walked to the grocery store for the first time since I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteI like the names Kambren and Kameron. My daughter is Kamara and my son is Kyree. But my hubby named them. If I had my choice it would have been Anais and Aaron.
My dad has a cell phone, but he still pulls out his pen and paper to store phone numbers. His voice mail box has been full since 2004 because he has never checked it.
Naomi redefined 'diva'. Previously, you just hollered and demanded ish because you could sing, act or looked good. This chick took it to a whole new level by passing out beat downs like Halloween candy.
*"Gas is high...and we haven't even reached Memorial Day and Fourth of July. Damn!"~Thank God the truck is paid off or I'd be BANKRUPT!
ReplyDelete*"I told y'all that people have blog crushes on 12kyle. Sheeeeeeeeeyt, I even have a fan!"~ Take it easy playa... Just showin' ya some love...
*"The movie The Wood reminds me sooo much of me and my crew."~Yep. That movie does remind me of your crew and I know EXACTLY which one you are!
*"Hilary Clinton...let it go. It's ova."~ Dude, I agree but she's married to Bill. He ain't gonna let her give it up til the very end. Remember "I did not have..."
*"Let's stop patronizing the corner stores in the hood where the cashier talks to you from behind the "bulletproof glass."~ Don't you hate when you really want a pack of gum or a bottle of water and they have that stupid "Be back in 5 minutes" sign up and they stay out back smoking for 10 minutes?
"A fan"...They' gas'n you, mane! LOL
ReplyDeleteMy birthday is 9/17. My slightly younger female cuz birthday is 01/08. She had her first kid, a girl, in April. That same year I had my first, a girl, in October. She had her second son on my birthday, 9/17. I had my third kid on her birthday, 01/08.
My mom is the oldest of three girls. All three had girls only. Us girls had girls first, then boys, then girl births.
Apple Bottom ain't got ish on these PRO genes! LOL
How may kids do you have??
ReplyDeleteAin't Beyonce 26??
im mad u know how many headaches u get a year
ReplyDeleteive considered sending my mom a text
i think it would scare her.
shed prolly think it was from t-mobile and say to me
"baby, did u pay the bill. i got a message from the phone company saying something."
lol @ our parent.
hov and b tied the knot, hunh
whoa. what a power couple.
look at u and your blog crushes.
:)
-1-
* @ our parents
ReplyDelete@ Jaded NYer
ReplyDeleteI had to call one of my boyz so that he could translate it for me. Once he did, I got a kick outta it
@ Prettyparker
Dayyyyum! You spent more on gas than you did your car note? That's wild right there. I dont blame you for walking.
btw...if you have another child...you can name him Kyle. I won't be mad atcha. LOL
lmao @ "passing out beat downs like Halloween candy"
@ 12kylefan
Thanks for the love (wink...wink)
I WISH that my truck was paid off. That would help out my pockets.
Which dude was I in The Wood?
You're right...Hilary's not gonna quit. She should have done it a long time ago.
@ PRO
Your genes are PRO-fect. LOL
@ Hadassah
I have 3 boys (8, 5, and 1)
She said that she's 26 but she's lying. I think she's at LEAST 31
@ -1-
I don't know how to deal with headaches when I get them. I don't like to take medicine and I can't sleep. Headaches are so rare for me but when I get em...they HURT! LOL
lmao @ your mom
I forgot the rest of the post and stop reading when I got to this:
ReplyDeleteBeyonce marries Jay Z? I thought that they were already married. LOL. I aint mad atcha Jigga. But she needs to stop telling folk that she's 26. That's a damn lie.
Kyle, I like your work but if you say one more thing about Beyonce' I'm going to gut your azz inside out! I don't play about Beyonce!
She is one of the most caring and sincere women you would ever meet, Congrats to her and Jigga man, I heart them both!
Oh and yes she is 26, 9/4/1981!
@ Sexxy luv: "if you say one more thing about Beyonce' I'm going to gut your azz inside out! I don't play about Beyonce!...
ReplyDeleteShe is one of the most caring and sincere women you would ever meet, Congrats to her and Jigga man, I heart them both!
Oh and yes she is 26, 9/4/1981!"
My sentiments exactly. And even though we don't "know" each other, I 'preciate your sentiments about ME and my fellow Virgo-an soul sister! We are truly sincere to a fault... 9/17/73 baby! LOL
@ Sexxy Luv and PRO
ReplyDeleteLadies...Ladies...Ladies...
Lemme start by saying that I love Beyonce. I think she's a beautiful woman. I think that she and Jay Z make a great couple. I just don't think she's 26. I know if we look it up on google it'll say it but I just think she's older than that. Stars lie about their age all the time. Not that it really matters b/c if i were Jigga...i wouldn't care if she was 26 or 36. LMAO!!!
Gas is RIDICULOUSLY high! I am so over it right now!!!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't even bother sending my dad a text. He would NEVER get it.
I've watched the spanish speaking channels too without knowing what the heck they're saying. Sometimes the shows are just kinda flamboyant and flashy anyway so it's fun just to watch!!
December 9th
ReplyDeleteDecember 10th
August 9th
August 8th
ALL I GOT TO SAY IS...COME UP OUT YO POCKETS!!!!!!!!! LOL
Do you give the augusts bdays separate parties or do the share parties.....that would suck
I can't comment too much on this until I find out what crew you're speaking of regarding "The Wood". I gotta know before you expose me!
ReplyDeleteMy birthday is Nov.17
Wifey's birthday is Nov.24
LaKaia (youngest daughter) birthday is Nov.26.
Ericka (your God daughter) is the only one in October. So you can imagine why I'm always broke in December.
Speaking of the girls, LaKaia Andrea' is a mixture of me & her mother (LaKendra, Andre is my middle name). Ericka is from my first name (Derrick), and Aleina (her middle name) was to keep consistancy with our initials - DAT, LAT, EAT.
@Jackie Edwards
ReplyDelete"I wouldn't even bother sending my dad a text. He would NEVER get it." That is soooooo true.
@ The Flyyest
Good question. We did joint parties in August up until last year. This year we'll do them separately.
@ Derrick
Whaddup, D??? I'm not gonna expose you. LOL. There were certain parts of The Wood that distinctly remind me of how we grew up.
And I thought MY numbers were crazy!!! WOW!!!