This is the year that we head to the polls to vote for the best candidate to do the job. It's imperative that you vote. I don't care who you vote for...just vote. And if you're crazy and don't vote for Obama...we can still be cool. LOL
Today is Wednesday and we talk sports/entertainment.
Have you ever thought about who in sports/entertainment that you'd vote into office? Who WOULDN'T you vote for? Think about it. Hmmmmmm
THUMBS UP
President-Jay Z (the prez has to be cool). And he has a fine 1st lady
Vice Prez- Tiger Woods (he has game and he'll remain neutral on every political issue). The sistas might not vote him in b/c of that snowbunny on his arm. Lol
Secretary of Defense-TI (maaaad gunz, son)
Secretary of State-LeBron James (young dude who could be groomed to lead the country in 8 yrs)
THUMBS DOWN
Prez- Bobby Brown (the Weed and Wine campaign aint gonna fly)
VP- Dennis Rodmam (Rupaul wannabees need not apply)
Secretary of Defense- Mike Tyson (too much medicine will be needed to keep him in line)
Secretary of State- Britany Spears (do you want somebody who is an emotional wreck runnin thangs??) LOL
Now its your turn
Holla atcha folk...
prez- sanaa lathan
ReplyDeleteshe's nice to look at, well-spoken, intelligent... and nice to look at.
yep. i know i said that twice
vice president- kanye west
no good reason. he'd just keep things interesting
secretary of defense- agreed on t.i.
but i also think naomi campbell would do a fantastic job.
secretary of state- oprah
she's just sweet on so many levels
ambassador to the middle east- superhead.
hell... maybe she could suck her way thru a few oil fields and bring down the cost of oil... then gas wouldn't be 3.65 a gallon.
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You a nut. An interesting nut, but a nut nonetheless. Interesting choices.
ReplyDeletePresident - Morgan Freeman
ReplyDelete- that's one cool old man
Vice Pres - Denzel Washington...
-I know my name at Monica, but i gotz to get me a job in the Whitehouse
Secretary of Defense - Ice Cube, cuz he's tough and cool
Secretary of State - Oprah, cuz she's got to fit in somewhere
President. Shaq Daddy. He's already an ambassador to the game. And he'd intimidate any of the punks on Capitol Hill.
ReplyDeleteVice. Jay Z, he'd woulda made a good choice for prez...but he really ain't do nothing at Def Jam and he won't have to do nothing for the US.
Defense. Ray Lewis. I wouldn't wanna piss him off...would you?
Sec of State. Cedric the Entertainer.....he's just funny as hail and the position is a big joke anyways.
Ambassador to the middle east. Katt Williams. Smarter than you think and about the funniest dude out.
LOL...too funny....I can't think of anything right now though....
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ I Can't Complain. I soooo feel you on Superhead. LOL
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! This post was too cute/funny. I love your mind, even though you ARE a tad bit throw'd.
Prez: I agree on The Jigga
Vice Prez: Nas...just because
Sec. of Defense: Suge Knight
Sec of State: Ludacris, just because I have a MAD crush on him and he seems pretty cool and down to earth
dang folk, y i gota be crazy if i dont vote for Obama? i think i am a man of reasonable faculties lol thats like saying im crazy if i dont vote for hillary or McCain
ReplyDeletePrez....Oprah...she'd have the entire country hugging it out...
ReplyDeleteVice Prez.....Judge Joe Brown....cuz he don't take no shyt....
Secretary of Defense...50....damn, he has half the military protecting him now....
Secretary of Agriculture....Snoop...he teach the cattle and corn farmers how to grow that sticky-icky to get their yields up.....
Press Secretary....Ari (from Entourage)....dude ain't shyt and that's who you want as the spin meister....
Secretary of Tourism....Diddy...he knows how to keep the spotlight on America...
Head of the Secret Service....Mike Tyson...ain't nobody gon' mess with the Prez knowing Mike is on the job....no gunz, just chew yo azz to death....
Secretary of Health & Human Services....Magic Johnson....dude can teach the country about cheating death....
Lol, as you know I am candian and this political race doesn't have a whole lot to do with me but, if I would definitely have a lot of buff brothers running your country they are always on the news--makes for nice eye candy.
ReplyDeleteMannnn, I don't even know who I would want in the White House if we're talking sports and entertainment. No clue.
ReplyDeleteDang, Rezidl's list was off the chain! LOL. Niiiice
ReplyDeleteThx Queen.....
ReplyDeleteWho you don't want in the White House....John Bush, Carlton Bush, Mike Bush, Bill Bush....or any other Bush!!!!!
i would vote sanaa lathan for any position. her and probably oprah. maybe jay z.
ReplyDeletethen again i'd vote for mike tyson just to piss white people off.
white people need to be pissed off, every now and then.
and please no one vote for judge mathis. lol.
ReplyDeleteI'll be back to do this later.
ReplyDeleteCatching up on my many emails...it's amazing how you can take a day off and get more emails than when you're in the office...but wanted to drop by real quick.
Toodles!
@ -1-
ReplyDeleteSanaa is soooo fly. I love she. She love me.
I agree totally on Superhead. Give her that job. A real job
@ One Man’s Opinion
Preciate it!
@ Miz
I wonder who'd be the first to nominate Denzel. LOL. Morgan Freeman is a good call!
"They used to call me crazy Joe! Now they call me Batman!!" LOL
@ Brad
Katt Williams is hilarious!!!
Can u imagine Shaq at a State of the Union address in his monotone voice?
@ Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs
Cool. Come back when you drum something. Lol
@ Queen
Jigga and NaS together? I love that idea!
(see song Black Republicans...on NaS' last cd)
@ Torrance
Haaaaaa
@ Rezidl
You're on point, son. I like this list right here.
@ Tabu
ReplyDeleteI hear u. You're voting for the eye candy
@ Jewells
C'monnnnnnnnnnnnn
@ Queen
I agree wit cha
@ Rezidl
Marcel Bush
@ Don
Tyson would definitely rub folk the wrong way
No votes for judge mabeline, either
@ OD
Who told u to take a day off? Lol
Who I like
ReplyDeletePrez - Oprah Winfrey - Smart, Dynamic, Likeable, Good leader
VP - Will Smith - Smart, Charming, Would be a good president if Oprah fell through
Secretary of State - George Clooney - he cares about Africa, he lives in Italy, and he would be good for international relations. HA
Secretary of Defense - Ice Cube - he just doesn't seem like he takes a whole lot of nonsense.
Secretary of Education - Bill Cosby - so he can stop talking and do something.
Secretary of Commerce - Jay Z- he has a good business sense.
Attorney General - Star Jones (she's the only celebrity lawyer I can think of and she would be tough)
Who I wouldn't have:
Paris, Lindsey, Bobby Brown, Supahead, Whitney Houston, Snoop, R. Kelly, Ray J, Britney Spears, and any other celebrity jokers.
I don't know where they would fit, but here's the cabinet
ReplyDeletePrez - Jay Z
VP - Oprah
Secretary of State - Regina King
Mos Def, Chris Rock, Morgan Freeman, Charles Barkley and Dave Chappelle would have to be somewhere in the mix.
Now for some fine sisters in office:
Sanaa Lathan, Zoe Saldana, Dana Owens (Queen has always been sexy to me), Dianne Carrol and Lynn Whitfield (got to have some fly old school women in the mix)
hmmm
ReplyDeletePrez- Folk singer Ani DiFranco; I love her politics and think she'd be a great leader
Vice Prez- Oprah, of course! her and Ani would work WONDERFULLY together!!
Secty of defense? shiiit, put me in there; I'm a celebrity in my own head, and I'll be MORE than happy to handle our biz...
secty of state- assuming she's not a poseur and really cares about foreign policy, I'd say Angelina Jolie
pres-OPRAH. all she has to do is mention something, and everyone runs out and does it-LOL!
ReplyDeleteVP-halle berry. you know i love her for no good reason! she always gets roles and doesn't act that greatly, so why not get a veep spot for the same reason!?!
sec. of defense-50 cent. someone to be entertaining, take his job title too seriously, make inappropriate statements to the press scaring everyone to death...all of that!
sec. of state-erykah badu. no explanantion needed...she'd school people left and right, but with a twist!
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and to answer your ??, 12kyle....no it was not an hbcu
Moby or Aphex Twin would be my choices. I'd want Denise Matthews as first lady to remind me of the good ol days when Vanity 6 was singing Nasty Girl. Mmmm mmm m mm... she is still FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She might be preachin' but i'd be a sinner in her church.. GOOD LAWD!!
ReplyDeletePresident: Oprah, that woman knows how to move a crowd. Oprah says feed the poor, they get fed, stop using XYZ its gone. LOVE HER
ReplyDeleteVice President: Angelina Jolie, say what you want about her she is out there helping the masses.
Secretary of defense: Kimora Lee Simmons, Remember when she said she would cut a B who messed with her hubby. That’s whats up! Gangsta and FABULOUS!
Secretary of state: Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock
LMAO @ PCD in regards to Fiddy!!!!
ReplyDelete@ TravelDiva
ReplyDeleteFresh Prince for VP. I like that! He can bring the people together
@ Rich
Good call. Those are some fine sistas. You can't go wrong with Sanaa and Zoe. Latifah is very cute.
@ Jaded NYer
You as the Sec of Defense. I like that. You don't play! LoL
@ PCD
I knew that you'd be voting for Halle. LOL.
LOL @ 50!!! I've always loved Badu
@ WEJA
Moby is very "world issue" conscious. Good call
Vanity! Damn! You took me back by using her gov't name. LOL
@ The F$%K it List
Angelina Jolie would adopt like 500 kids, too! LOL. Good list
@ Queen
I agree! LOL
rez: WiLL Smith
ReplyDelete(The First Lady would be foooooine!) and He seems sensible enough. Plus he can relate to both side of the coin financially.
VP: Gabrielle Union
The only reason why I'm choosing her is because I'm gonna be the intern that goes down on her all day every day (except I wont brag about it to the press until the 4 or 8 years are up lol)
Sec Def: EMinem
Yeah He'll bring that FIRE if we go to war lol
Sec State: ELI Manning
He has leadership experience. He knows how to act under pressure. He's a GIANT! You can't go wrong lol
PrettyBlack...his ex-wife!
ReplyDeleteDamn not much more I can add
ReplyDeleteLOVE it though
This one is a banger
I'd have to say Oprah would be President.
ReplyDeleteKanye West would be Vice President.
I can't think of anyone else worthy of a position!! LOL
Everybody else covered it. :-)
Fun post!
@ Da Vinci The Verbal Arteest
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ U!!!
Gabby Union can GIT it!!!
U a Giants fan?
@ PrettyBlack
Thanks!!
You are sooooo stooopid about Magic Johnson! LOL. Very tru, tho
@ Rezidl
She aint mad when she cashes those alimony checks
@ e
Thanks, bruh
@ BGG
I can see Kanye spazzin out within the first 30 days in office. LOL
President-TRINA....THE BADDEST BITCH
ReplyDeleteVice Prez- DIAMOND(from crime mob).... LIL BAD BITCH
Secretary of Defense-LAUREN LONDON...A GOOD LOOK.....IF I WAS A MAN...SHE WILL BE MINE!!
Secretary of State- TYRA...CUZ I LOVE HER
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President-LIL WAYNE...CUZ I SAID SO
Vice Prez- KANYEEZY!!!! WE NEED TAT BRAT IN OFFICE
Secretary of Defense-TI....U SAID IT RIGHT....MAAAD GUNZ!!
Secretary of State- MICHAEL VICK....HE NEEDS A JOB!!
President-MARTIN
ReplyDeleteVice Prez- KATT WILLIAMS
Secretary of Defense-CHARLIE MURPHY
Secretary of State-FLAVOR FLAV!!
they will KEEP ME LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
@ dejanae
ReplyDeleteYou are correct!
@ Flyyest
Your list(s) are funny.
I agree...I love Nu-Nu. She's fiyah. Good lookin out for Vick. He DOES need a job when he comes home.
president: oprah
ReplyDeletevp: kanye west...duh
sec of defense: 50 cent/loose change
sec of state: lindsay lohan to stir shit up
amb to the middle east: flavor flavvvvvvvvv just cuz.
-KB